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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - The Addiction Angel (S01E01)

"This is so great! The Fuck Room is at capacity."
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"Oh! Hey! Is one of you in my ass and, like, snapping your fingers?"
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"Oh, that was me, love. Should I stop?"
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"Not unless you wanna lose the fingers, baby."
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"Hi, Aunt Joanne. No, no, I'm not working. No, now's a great time."
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"How's your foot? Is it-- Is it still infected?"
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"Ooh! Some of these new comic strips they got are too sexy."
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"Tell me about it. I don't care if that's how cavemen really dressed."
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"I don't need to see it while drinking my coffee."
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"What the fuck are you lazy zeroes doing?"
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"Pumping and dumping all our icky sticky, baby."
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"Oh, how nice. But that's not your fucking job!"
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"Your job is to make sure your clients dump their icky sticky!"
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"Jeez, Gavin, what's up your ass?"
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"Our division's orgasm numbers just came in,"
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"and Corporate is fucking pissed."
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"Our humans should live by three little letters,"
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"A, B, C. A, "Always." B, "Be." C, "Creaming.""
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"-Mm-hmm. -Okay."
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"These are the current jizz standings."
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"-Some of you are doing the work. -Fuck yeah! Number one!"
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"-And some of you are dead fucking weight! -Hey! It's not our fault we're last place!"
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"-Steve Winwood had another prostate scare. -You see? We're stuck with dud clients."
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"Corporate doesn't want excuses, just results."
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"So they're adding a twist to this month's Cream-A-Thon."
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"Oh! Does pee-pee finally count?"
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"Pee-pee never counts!"
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"You all have one month to get your clients' numbers up."
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"First prize is a trip to Anal Island."
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"Anal Island!"
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"Second place gets to have sex with my motorcycle while I watch."
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"-Oh! That's a good prize. -And last place, you're fired."
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"I can't get fired! I've been pouring money into Sharon's singing career."
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"-What? Why? -Because, Joe, she needs a demo."
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"How's she supposed to get a manager without a demo? Think with your brain."
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""Trident Condoms, for triple dicks.""
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"Yeah, baby."
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"Hey, Dante?"
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"Were you, uh, trying to sneak out?"
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"Oh, no, no, no. I just didn't want to disturb you."
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"-You just looked so peaceful. -Aww, that's so sweet."
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"Because, you know, sometimes,"
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"I hiccup-burp in my sleep, and it used to be so bad"
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"my retainer would shoot out of my mouth like a champagne cork."
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"-There is no one like you, Emmy. -Really?"
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"This is such a fucking turn-on."
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"Which is why it fucking sucks that we can't do this anymore."
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"What? Are you breaking up with me?"
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"-No. -Phew. Okay."
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"Yeah, because we were never technically together, right?"
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"-What? -You deserve so much more"
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"than I can give you right now."
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"Can you be more specific?"
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"-Well, no, actually. -Oh."
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"-It-- It's personal. -Sorry, my bad."
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"Oh, that tasty dust."
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"-See you around, Em. -Huh? What?"
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"Oh, by the way, you're out of eggs."
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"-And O.J. And bacon. -Oh."
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"I made myself this beautiful little breakfast."
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"-It was just… Mmm, mwah. Kisses."
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"-Aren't you sweet,"
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"taking this all serious."
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"Well, Doug asked us not to peek."
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"Okay, you can look now."
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"Welcome to the ultimate fucking wedding suit."
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"It's, um, a little snug, Doug."
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"Yeah, my body has for sure changed since I got this puppy."
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"It's okay. It's just a few pounds."
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"Yeah. With a couple healthy choices,"
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"that suit'll fit in plenty of time for the wedding."
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"Okay! I am psyched for healthy choices!"
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"Banana. Right?"
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"Let me put my suit back in its special trash bag."
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"Look at us. On the same page for once."
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"It is indeed very fun to be on the same page as you because your page is fun…"
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"-…what's on it. -Oh, baby, my whole book is fun."
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"Yeah."
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"You guys are being all cute and shit."
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"Doug, is that candy?"
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"-It's 8:45 in the morning."
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"Oh, yeah, sometimes picking a T-shirt stresses me out."
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"Because you have so many funny ones."
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"-Yeah. -I get it."
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"I keep a tub of Twizzlers in here as a little reward."
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"If you want that suit to fit, maybe let's cut out the closet candy?"
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"-Oh, shit! Yeah, that's a good idea. -Mm-hm."
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"What about bathroom bonbons?"
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"Are those allowed?"
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"To celebrate a toilet win, you know, after a good make? Swish!"
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"Oh, Doug. It should never not be a swish on the toilet."
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"I know, Mom. I told Aunt Joanne she needs to ice the foot,"
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"-but the new guy, Richie… -Come on."
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"…likes it piping hot, and she doesn't want to lose another guy."
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"Gil, are you sure this is a good idea? If Maury catches us--"
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"What? So he'll be mad. Big whoop. That's better than being fired, Joe."
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"Why don't I just ask Steve Winwood to reactivate his Maxim subscription?"
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"He loves lad mags. That's not what he sounds like."
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"-I can't do his accent. -Get serious!"
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"Gil, Gil! Gil, Gil, Gil! Maury's client binder!"
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"Oh my God. My cock is quivering."
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"Mom, I know Richie's a deadbeat, but he seems to make Aunt Joanne happy."
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"-He's coming back! Just grab one! -…eat her out breakfast, lunch and dinner?"
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"-Okay, this one! -Ooh!"
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"Maury's not gonna miss one random cum cow."
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""Cum cow." That's good. I like that."
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"If Dante would just tell me what's wrong with me,"
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"I would change it and then we could keep fucking."
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"-What do you think is wrong with me? -You're obsessed with an asshole."
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"That Addiction Angel, he sucks you in and then he completely destroys you."
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"-Mmm… Yeah, he does. -Ugh."
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"Destroy me, I mean. You know, with sex?"
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"Stop it! This is your chance to get yourself clean of this scumbag."
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"-And you can do it. -You're right."
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"You're right. I can do this. I'll just quit him cold turkey."
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"-What the hell are you doing here? -Hello, ladies."
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"-Mama want Dante dust… -Emmy!"
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"Whoa! Right. Yes, yes. Peace out. Psyche. L-O-L. And good-- goodbye."
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"Excuse me, we're having a Doug meeting. So how about you leave?"
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"Apparently Dante is on the team now?"
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