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Clips from Archer - Edie's Wedding (S06E06)

"No, not pig's blood."
Archer
"Wait, what?"
Archer
"Hang on, did she really?"
Archer
"Oh my God, Pam..."
Archer
"You look amazing."
Archer
"Really?"
Archer
"I mean, you know, relatively."
Archer
"Shit-ass."
Archer
"But you've got to pace me,"
Archer
"I'm sewn into this sumbitch."
Archer
"So for every ounce that goes in,"
Archer
"an ounce gotta go out."
Archer
"So, diuretics?"
Archer
"And watch this..."
Archer
"there's a sundae bar."
Archer
"What could possibly go wrong?"
Archer
"[knocking]"
Archer
"Who the shit is that?"
Archer
"[Barry] Is it Barry?"
Archer
"Does that mean Barry possibly, literally froze his nuts off"
Archer
"in the wheel-well of a 747"
Archer
"so he could murder the shit-eating Archer?"
Archer
"Yes it does, other Barry."
Archer
"Oh, yes. [Knocking]"
Archer
"[Archer] Okay. Jesus Christ."
Archer
"[Laughs] Uh, wow."
Archer
"You have got to be Edie."
Archer
"Uh, I'm Archer, uh, Pam's boyfriend."
Archer
"Bullshit, my asshole."
Archer
"Pam, hon? Edie's here."
Archer
"And you will be civil and polite."
Archer
"And you will not let her push your--"
Archer
"[Edie] Spamela! Get your fat ass out here."
Archer
"[Breathes deeply]"
Archer
"Uh, she should be right out, she's--"
Archer
"[screaming]"
Archer
"[Glass shattering]"
Archer
"Yikes."
Archer
"Guess I should get in there and break that up."
Archer
"Wait, wait, wait, wait!"
Archer
"Wait!"
Archer
"Yeah, come on. You coming?"
Archer
"No, but hey, I know it's late notice, and I really hate to ask,"
Archer
"but would you mind keeping A.J. for the--"
Archer
"What? I'm hitting door open."
Archer
"You can't see it, but I really am."
Archer
"Oh, my God, it's just like maximum overdrive."
Archer
"Ray! Lana!"
Archer
"On Monday let's talk about"
Archer
"how scary this was for me."
Archer
"[Groans]"
Archer
"God dammit! Let me go!"
Archer
"No, now just calm-- Let me go!"
Archer
"Shit, she's gonna--"
Archer
"Jesus Christ, woman!"
Archer
"Whoo!"
Archer
"God dammit!"
Archer
"[Spits] Happy?"
Archer
"Less than I was, to be honest."
Archer
"When? When you were chugging balls"
Archer
"behind whatever gay strip joint"
Archer
"she hired you at?"
Archer
"Whoa."
Archer
"Told ya, it's that jacket."
Archer
"First of all, Pam, shut up."
Archer
"I'm not the one who chugs balls"
Archer
"behind buildings,"
Archer
"and even if I were,"
Archer
"they wouldn't belong to that dude Arn."
Archer
"[Laughs]"
Archer
"Oh God, you told him about Arn?"
Archer
"Arn didn't even know she was alive."
Archer
"Okay, you know what?"
Archer
"Besides what Arn's balls taste like?"
Archer
"[Laughs]"
Archer
"I-- Ah! I am out of here."
Archer
"Pam, wait!"
Archer
"[Laughs] Wow, and here I thought"
Archer
"she was kidding about the pig's blood."
Archer
"[Laughs] No..."
Archer
"It was-- it was calf's blood."
Archer
"[Laughing]"
Archer
"[Cries] Stupid, frickin' Edie."
Archer
"I'll show her what Arn's balls taste like."
Archer
"Wait, what the?"
Archer
"Barry?"
Archer
"Hey..."
Archer
"You."
Archer
"[Body thuds]"
Archer
"[Lana] Hello?"
Archer
"Krieger?"
Archer
"You in here?"
Archer
"Hey, you!"
Archer
"What can I do you for?"
Archer
"So, hey, um, Archer totally flaked on me."
Archer
"Mallory and Ray are being lame,"
Archer
"and Cheryl is-- Cheryl."
Archer
"So I was wondering if you could do me a favor."
Archer
"Yep, yep, yep, but, first,"
Archer
"who is this little person?"
Archer
"Um, A.J., my baby,"
Archer
"who I've had for, like, six months,"
Archer
"who you've met."
Archer
"Mm-kay."
Archer
"Ooh, and who also has a poopy diaper."
Archer
"[Gasps] Great Bacchus plateau,"
Archer
"it works!"
Archer
"What? What does?"
Archer
"The k-9000 infrasonic pulse rifle."
Archer
"What do you mean? What does it do?"
Archer
"I assume you're familiar with the brown note?"
Archer
"I am not."
Archer
"What? The brown note,"
Archer
"the frequency that makes humans"
Archer
"shit their pants, or their onesie."
Archer
"[Sighs] I'm pretty sure that was a coincidence."
Archer
"That's what they said about Tesla's death ray."
Archer
"So, this favor..."
Archer
"Lana?"
Archer
"Wait, Lana. What's the favor?"
Archer
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