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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Yoko (S01E01)

"She doesn't like... she doesn't want to go to a strip bar again."
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"- I was actually wondering... - We could go to just a topless bar."
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"There's just topless bars as well."
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"But I was thinking maybe her and I like..."
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"Or she doesn't always have to come as well. That's another option."
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"Me and you could go on one of these date... oh, that'd be weird."
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"Yeah, I was thinking maybe just her and I would go on a date without you."
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"Maybe."
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"- Why? - Oh no, don't worry about it."
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"- No, come on. You brought it up, so... - Well..."
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"just 'cause I never get to hang out with just her."
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"You hang out with her all the time."
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"- Yeah, but you're always there. - Oh, so are you."
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"You're always there. I always see you there."
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"Yeah, I'm always there, but she's my girlfriend."
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"Yes. Good point. Yes, good point."
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"And, uh..."
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"Coco said that the other night when I went to the bathroom"
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"that she felt like you..."
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"- like made a move on her. - Yep. Yep, guilty, I did."
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"But you weren't doing anything, so I thought..."
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"Yeah, but that's 'cause you were there."
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"- Ah! Of course I was there. - You can't do that."
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"You're definitely not coming on my next date."
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"Okay. Well, that's fine. That's all you needed to say."
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"Okay."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"Look at that."
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"Classic Robert Moses design."
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"See the band shell, Jemaine?"
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"Where's your fact sheet?"
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"You should be checking this out."
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"I don't know, I left it at home."
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""Julius Caesar" was done here in 1957."
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"- Really? - Joseph Papp's."
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"- Oh. - Amazing."
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"- Amazing. - You think this is good?"
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"You missed some of the best band shells"
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"and some awesome rotundas when you were on all those dates."
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"Where's your date tonight?"
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"Uh, Bret asked me not to come on his dates anymore."
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"- What? You were going on their dates? - I know. Yeah."
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"You don't go on other people's dates."
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"I thought you had your own date."
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"No, I was dating them."
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"You don't do that."
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"- That's crazy. - It's not crazy."
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"Are you okay? Are your feelings hurt?"
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"No."
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"- They must be. Are they? - No."
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"- A little bit? - No."
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"A little bit, eh?"
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"- A little bit. - Yeah, a little bit."
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"I knew it. Bret shouldn't have a girlfriend. I told him."
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"- Did he listen? - No."
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"No. He doesn't listen."
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"I just hope we don't have a Yoko Ono situation."
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"- Do you know what I mean? - Yeah."
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"Is she trying to split up the band?"
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"She hasn't mentioned anything. I don't think so... she's nice."
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"- Is she an artist? - Don't know."
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"Does she like, you know, staying in bed a lot?"
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"I haven't really noticed."
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"What about peace? Is she into peace?"
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"I don't know."
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"Look into that."
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"Now, Stuart Vaughan was the director here."
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"Imagine that! "Julius Caesar" in 1957."
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"I mean, the whole place would have been full."
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"Come down and touch it, Jemaine!"
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"Hey, Bret, is, um..."
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"is Coco into art?"
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"Yeah. Why?"
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"- Uh, no reason. - Mmm."
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"# Black-haired lady queen #"
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"# Dabbling in art #"
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"# I won't let the she-wolf #"
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"# Tear us apart, because I... #"
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"- What's that song? - Nothing, just a new song"
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"called "She-wolf.""
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"# Cold-hearted bitch #"
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"# Diggin' a ditch... #"
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"All I'm saying, Bret, is it could bring unnecessary tension"
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"to the band's dynamic."
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"Like this pencil... Iook."
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"Jeez, that is a..."
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"That's it... that's your band. Broken."
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"It happens to all the best bands."
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"All right? Girlfriends and music just don't mix very well."
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"Jemaine's nodding in approval."
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"By the way, how is Coco?"
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"- She's great. We're really in love. - Yeah?"
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"- It's... yeah, it's awesome. - She seems really nice."
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"- Yeah, she's amazing. - Yeah."
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"Hold onto her. Okay?"
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"It's a rare thing, what you've got there."
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"- Hi, I'm not disturbing you guys, am I? - Hey, Coco."
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"- No, come in. - We're busy at the moment actually."
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"Oh, okay. I just popped in to bring you some lunch."
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"- Oh good. - Favoritism."
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"- Here's yours, Jemaine. - Thank you."
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"You're welcome. Murray."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"- Bret. - Thanks, Coco."
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"You didn't need to do that. That's great."
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"While I'm here, I thought I would show you this."
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"Um, I had some spare time last night, and..."
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"I thought it might be useful."
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"Whoa, that's awesome."
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"- Well, it's really arty. - It's cool."
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"We've already got a poster that I did."
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"Oh, okay. Oh, that's... that's all right."
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"That's cool. That's great, it's... it's better."
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"Um, I just thought... that's no problem."
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"Um, well, I should let you guys..."
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"I should go, let you guys get on with it."
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"- No you should stay, you should stay. - Oh no no no..."
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"- Yeah yeah. - I should go."
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"- You should stay. - I insist."
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"Look, take a seat. You've brought us lunch."
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