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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Yoko (S01E01)

"All right, we'll only be five minutes, all right?"
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"- At least. - Yeah, sit down, sit down."
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"Okay okay okay."
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"Okay."
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"Right, "slight delay.""
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"And also present, Coco."
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"Yoko."
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"What did you... what did you say?"
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"Oh nothing, just had a bit of a cough."
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"Mmm, okay."
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"No, it wasn't a real cough. I said "Yoko.""
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"- Yeah, I thought so. - Oh, I should go."
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"Why did you say that? 'Cause she's nothing like Yoko."
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"Oh-no, she isn't."
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"Jemaine, you're putting "oh no" together to sound like "Ono.""
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"- Oh-no, I didn't. - You did it again."
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"- Oh-no, did I? - Did you pick that up?"
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"- He's doing it. - All right, I'm gonna go."
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"Yeah. I'll throw this sandwich in your face if you say that again."
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"Bret, don't you dare. Not in my office."
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"Coco, sit down. Let's resolve this."
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"Jemaine, what's the problem?"
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"Well, Yoko's trying to split up the band."
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"- Bret? - Jemaine's upset"
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"because I asked him not to come on our dates"
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"and he's misinterpreting his feelings about being left out of the friendship"
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"- as being about the band. - Oh, as if."
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"It's the one I said about Yoko trying to split up the band."
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"Sorry, guys, I just realized I'm late for work."
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"Um, it was really cool seeing you."
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"What are you working on? Splitting up another band?"
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"- Oh! Here! - A sandwich hit my face."
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"Yeah, well, I said I'd throw a sandwich at your face."
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"I've never seen such bad behavior at one of my meetings!"
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"- Don't be such a... a dickhead. - Yeah well, I'm quitting this band."
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"- Yeah. - Well, you quit last week."
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"- Yeah well, I'm quitting again. - Don't be a quitter! You can't!"
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"- Yeah, you quitter. - Right, well, go on then."
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"You've never been interested in bands anyway, Bret."
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"You only came to one of the band rotunda tours."
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"Yeah, I'll see you later, dickheads."
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"You're the dickhead, Bret!"
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"Sorry, everyone."
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"It was a visa application denied."
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"It took a long time to try and get resolved."
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"I think the guy's a criminal."
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"Sorry."
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"Just carry on."
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"It's looking good."
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"Good riddance, eh, Jemaine?"
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"I've got tomato on my sleeve."
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"See? I told you."
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"Girlfriends and bands just don't mix, Jemaine."
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"You'll never have a girlfriend, will you?"
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"No."
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"All right, let's just move on. Item two:"
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"Band uniforms."
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"I want all the band to wear the same unif..."
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"oh, that's..."
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"Do you miss Bret?"
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"A little bit. Do you?"
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"Same. I miss him."
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"Can you ask him back in the band?"
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"Okay."
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"Bret? Bret?"
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"Dear Jemaine, by the time you read this,"
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"I will be far far away at Coco's house"
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"and I will no longer be residing..."
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"and that is just one of the reasons why I'm moving out."
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"You didn't seem to understand that..."
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"And the most important thing for me to say is that..."
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"Do you remember the time that seagull..."
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"Yours sincerely, Bret."
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"# Lives are like retractable pencils #"
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"# If you push 'em too hard, they're gonna break #"
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"# And people are like paper dolls #"
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"# Paper dolls and people, they're a similar shape #"
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"# Mm-mm, mm-mm #"
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"# Love is like a roll of tape #"
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"# It's real good for making two things one #"
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"# But just like that roll of tape #"
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"# Love sometimes breaks off before you are done #"
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"# Another way that love is similar to tape #"
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"# That I've noticed #"
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"# Is sometimes it's hard to see the end #"
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"- # You search on the roll # - # You search on the roll #"
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"- # You search on the roll # - # You're searchin' round the roll #"
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"# You search with your fingernail #"
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"# Again and again and again and again #"
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"- # And again # - # Whoa-oah #"
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"# Brown paper, white paper #"
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"# Stick it together with the tape... the tape of love #"
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"# The sticky stuff... #"
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"- Bret. - Hey, man."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Murray and I miss you and we want you to rejoin the band again."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah. On one condition."
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"That you..."
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"I'm not gonna kill her, man."
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"No, just leave... just leave her, not..."
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"Oh no, I'm not gonna leave her. I told you that."
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"You know, I like the band, but no, I'm not leaving Coco."
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"I wouldn't mind,"
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"- I mean if that's what you really want. - Shush, baby."
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"- I don't really see us a long-term... - Shush."
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"So what's it gonna be, Bret?"
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"The girl or the band?"
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"Well, it's gonna be Coco."
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"Oh. Are you sure?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, I thought you..."
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"I was sure you were gonna say the band."
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"No, I'm staying with Coco."
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"I guess you can still be in the band."
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"Okay. Great."
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"- Okay. - Cool."
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"- Okay, well I'll see you later. - I'll see you at band practice."
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"Actually, I'm gonna wait till the bus stops,"
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"and then I'll get off."
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"# Brown paper, white paper #"
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