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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Yoko (S01E01)

"Hey, Murray. Nice shorts."
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"Okay, guys, time for the interesting buildings tour."
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"This week it's band rotundas."
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"Ugh. It should be called the "boring buildings tour.""
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"- Why? - Because it's boring."
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"It's not boring. There's a real buzz about it."
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"- Everyone's talking about these tours. - Who's talking about it?"
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"Bret, you were talking about it last week."
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"- I was saying it's boring. - Oh, were you?"
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"Well, you were still talking about it."
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"Murray, I can't go this week. I'm going on a date."
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"- What? A date? - A date with a girl from work."
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"- What are you gonna do? - I think we're gonna watch a DVD."
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"Bret, I've had this organized for ages."
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"You knew about that. I was gonna tell you the difference"
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"between, you know, gazebos and band shells."
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"Yeah, Bret, you've got to come."
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"Why don't we just postpone the tour, just go next week?"
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"It's not as easy as that! I've got the schedule."
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"Look, it's all time-tabled. I made those for you."
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""Friday, 4:05 P. M: Bret, Jemaine and Murray leave Dave's shop.""
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"Well, I guess I'll just have to go with you, Jemaine. Just the two of us."
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"Ah. Except I just remembered"
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"that I also can't go."
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"Why? I suppose you've got a date as well, have you?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh yeah?"
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"- Where'd you meet her? - At... at the library."
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"Library? What library?"
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"- Video library. - Ha-ha-ha!"
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"Video library. No such thing."
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"Gotcha. No, that's fine."
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"I'll go on my own. That's fine."
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"Enjoy your date, Bret, and your pretend date, Jemaine."
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"All right? The video library... that's fine."
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"I won't say goodbye, I don't feel like it."
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"See you, Murray."
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"- Bye, Murray. - Bye. You gonna say "bye"?"
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"No!"
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"The carrots were really nice."
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"And the broccoli was really nice as well."
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"Yeah."
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"It did turn out really nice."
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"Yeah, really nice. It was really nice."
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"Yeah, it was really nice."
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"Like your eyes..."
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"I could look at them for ages."
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"The eggs were really nice like your lips."
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"So... your lips look delicious like..."
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"as delicious as the eggs."
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"Probably more delicious."
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"Do... do you want to kiss me?"
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"Oh yes, please."
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"Are we gonna watch a DVD or what?"
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"I think it might be a bit late for a DVD, man."
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"No, it's okay. We just have to keep the volume down"
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"because my roommate is sleeping."
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"No, well, we should probably get home."
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"It's pretty late."
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"Well, maybe I'll stay a little bit longer."
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"- Yeah, sure. - Yeah."
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"Do you wanna... you could stay over if... if you want?"
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"No, I don't want to stay over."
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"No, we should get going."
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"I don't know... why don't I stay and you go?"
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"No, it's okay, I don't mind. I'll stay here."
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"Whatever you want."
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"Hey, Jemaine, I've written this love song for Coco."
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"- Oh yeah? - Would you be able to have a listen?"
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"- Give me a bit of feedback? - Yeah."
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"It's good, it's good."
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"# I'd climb the highest mountain #"
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"# I'd swim the deepest ocean #"
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"# I'd walk along the longest path #"
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"# To be with you #"
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"# If you want me to... #"
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"# I'd solve the hardest puzzle #"
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"# And read the boringest book #"
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"# I'd hold the hottest substance #"
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"# Solve the hardest puzzle #"
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"# And race the fastest animal #"
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"# Eat the biggest meal #"
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"# To be with you #"
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"# Co... co. #"
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"It's a bit long."
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"- Okay. - It's two hours long."
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"Yeah. Anything else?"
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"Um, yeah."
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"Let's see..."
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"Okay."
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"Okay. "I'd climb the highest mountain.""
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"- Would you actually do that? - Probably not."
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"Well, you're sort of promising that you would."
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"- That's a metaphor. - Oh, is it? Oh okay."
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"- Yeah. - What's it a metaphor for?"
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"For... that I'd do anything for her."
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"Would you climb the highest mountain for her?"
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"Oh God. I see."
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"No. Pass me that?"
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"No, I wouldn't do a lot of this stuff."
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"Would you swallow a whole sword?"
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"A sword... okay, I probably wouldn't do that one either."
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"Yeah, maybe you should make it more realistic things you'd do,"
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"- some other things. - Like what?"
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"Uh, "I would hang out with you.""
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"- Oh, that's good. That's really... - That's not bad."
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"That's a lyric of mine. You can use that."
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"Just "hang out with you.""
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"What about making it more personal?"
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"Things about her that... what do you know that's specific to Coco?"
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"She has a rash that she doesn't tell anyone about."
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"What... what else?"
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"- She likes food. - Yeah, okay."
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"Her flatmate is called Stuart."
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"Yeah. This is all good stuff."
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"All right, let's get started, shall we?"
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"Can I just say it's good to have a lady's touch in the office?"
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"Doesn't happen very often."
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"All right, second annual fan-club meeting."
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"- President. - Present."
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"- Secretary. - Present."
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