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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Yoko (S01E01)

"- Treasurer. - Present!"
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"- Maybe we should make that one title? - Sure."
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"It's all... it's quite convoluted. You're all three."
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"- Sure. - And Murray, present."
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"All right, item one: Any more fans?"
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"No. Sorry, Murray."
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"- Really? - No."
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"All right, let's move on."
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"Item two: The new newsletter."
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"Really good idea. Like it."
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"- Thank you. - Really good."
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"In fact, I've got some photos here."
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"I took some of Bret... well, actually I found them,"
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"I... when I was round at his flat."
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"- Oh-ho! - That... he's asleep there,"
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"and so you could put those in the newsletter."
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"Mm-mm, mm-mm-mmm! Mmm!"
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"Oh my God."
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"- What's this one? - Mmm?"
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"- What's this one? - God, how did that get in there? Sorry."
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"It must have slipped in with the..."
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"- do you want to hold onto that? - No."
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"- No. So... - So..."
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"It's..."
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"All right. Item three."
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"Now if one of the band members was to have a girlfriend..."
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"Mmm."
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"...would you find that: A) very positive;"
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"- B) positive... - Why do you... why do you ask?"
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"- No reason. - Has Bret got a girlfriend?"
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"Yes, he's seeing a girl from work..."
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"Coco."
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"Oh."
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"Wow. Well, that's great that Bret has a girlfriend."
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"- That's really great. - You don't think Bret's"
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"- any less available now that he's? - Well, no!"
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"No. Is she pretty?"
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"You're still interested in the band then, even though it's?"
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"Yes, it's nice for Bret to have a girlfriend."
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"- Good. - Yes."
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"- All right. You sure? - Yes!"
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"- Is she stupid? - You've still got Jemaine anyway."
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"- He's always available, isn't he? - Yeah."
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"He's not gonna... not gonna get a girlfriend anytime soon,"
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"- so... - Does, um..."
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"- Try your chances with him, can't you? - Mm-hmm."
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"Does... does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me?"
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"- Little bit? - A little bit... around the eyes."
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"Oh yeah? Big eyes, huh?"
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"Well, she's... she's got eyes."
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"Yeah."
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"- You want some more macaroni? - No, I'm okay."
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"You sure."
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"I was gonna have some fruit salad or something."
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"- Do you want anything? - No, I'm fine."
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"Um, actually, I've... I've written you a song, Coco."
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"Really? You didn't need to do that."
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"Well, Jemaine helped."
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"That's so sweet."
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"It's called "If You're Into It.""
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"Okay."
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"# If you want me to #"
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"# I can hang round with you #"
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"# If I only knew that's what you're into #"
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"# You and him, him and you #"
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"# If that's what you're into #"
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"# Him hanging round, around you #"
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"# You're hanging round... yeah, you're there too #"
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"# And if you want me to, I will take off all my clothes for you #"
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"# I'll take off all my clothes for you #"
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"# If that's what you're into #"
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"# How about him in the nude? #"
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"# If that's what you're into #"
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"# In the nude in front of you #"
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"# Is that what you'd want to view? #"
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"# If it's cool with you #"
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"# I'll let you get naked too #"
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"# It could be a dream come true #"
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"# Providing that's what you are into #"
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"# Is that what you're into? #"
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"# Him and you in the nude #"
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"# That's what he's prepared to do #"
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"# Is that the kind of thing that you think you might be into? #"
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"# And then maybe later we'll get hot by the refrigerator #"
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"# In the kitchen next to the pantry #"
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"# You think that might be what you fancy? #"
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"# In the buff, being lewd #"
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"# Doing stuff with the food #"
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"# Gettin' lewd with his food #"
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"# We heard that's what you are into #"
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"# Then on our next date #"
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"# Well, you could bring your roommate #"
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"# I don't know if Stu is keen to #"
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"# But if you want we could double-team you #"
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"# How about you and two dudes? #"
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"# Him you and Stu in the nude? #"
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"# Bein' lewd with two dudes with food #"
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"# Well, that's if Stu's into it too #"
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"# All the things I'd do #"
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"# Things I'd do for you #"
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"# If I only knew #"
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"# That's what your into #"
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"# Ooh. #"
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"Thank you. That was great."
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"- Thank you too, Jemaine. - Oh, it was no problem."
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"So, what are we gonna do now?"
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"Well, we were gonna go cycling."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, were we?"
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"Oh, great."
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"Kiss her, Bret. Kiss her."
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"Hey Bret, I've been thinking about these dates."
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"- Oh yeah? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, actually, I was gonna say... I was thinking that maybe..."
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"I've been thinking, you know, they're a bit..."
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"- they're a bit girlie. - Well, Coco's a girl."
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"Yeah, but I'm not, though. It's not just you and her going on these dates,"
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"I'm there too. So what about thinking about something I might like to do,"
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"like paintball? We could watch a kickboxing championship."
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"- Um, yeah. - You know, that sort of thing."
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"- Maybe... - Or we could go to a strip bar?"
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