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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - How to Recognise Different Types of Trees from Quite a Long Way Away (S01E01)

"It's..."
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"The larch."
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"the larch."
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"Mr. larch, you have heard the case for the prosecution."
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"Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence?"
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"Well, I'd just like to say, my lord, I've..."
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"I've got a family-- a wife and six kids--"
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"And I hope very much you don't have to take away my freedom"
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"Because... well, because, my lord"
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"Freedom is a state much prized"
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"Within the realm of civilized society."
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"It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm"
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"The outward hatchments of his soul"
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"And soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet."
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"It is most precious as a blessed balm"
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"The savior of princes, the harbinger of happiness."
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"Yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear."
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"What frees the prisoner"
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"In his lonely cell"
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"Chained within the bondage of rude walls"
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"Far from the owl of thebes?"
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"What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe"
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"Or wakes the drowsy apricot betide?"
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"What goddess doth the storm-tossed mariner"
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"Offer most tempestuous prayers to?"
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"Freedom!"
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"Freedom!!"
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"Freedom."
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"It's only a bloody parking offense."
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"I'm sorry I'm late, my lord"
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"I couldn't find a kosher car park."
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"Uh, don't bother to recap, my lord."
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"I'll pick it up as we go along."
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"Call mrs. fiona lewis."
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"Call mrs. fiona lewis"
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"I swear to tell the truth"
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"The whole truth and nothing but the truth."
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"So anyway, I said... I said to her, I said"
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"They can't afford that on what he earns."
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"I mean, for a start, the feathers get up your nose."
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"I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg?"
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"I don't know how"
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"She puts up with it"
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"After all the trouble she's had"
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"With her you-know-what."
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"Anyway, it was"
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"A white wedding, much to everyone's surprise."
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"Of course, they bought everything on the hire purchase."
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"I think they ought to send it back where they come from."
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"I mean, you've got to be cruel to be kind."
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"So mrs. harris said, so she said, she said, she said"
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"The dead crab, she said, she said."
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"Well, her sister's gone to rhodesia"
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"What with her womb and all"
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"And her youngest"
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"Her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet"
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"And the goldfish, the goldfish, they've got whooping cough."
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"They keep spitting water at the bratbys."
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"Well, they do, don't they?"
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"I mean, you can't, can you?"
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"I mean, they're not even married or anything"
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"They're not even divorced."
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"And he's in the k.g.b."
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"If you ask me. And he's in the k.g.b."
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"If you ask me."
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"He says he's a tree surgeon"
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"But I don't like the sound of his liver"
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"All that squeaking and banging every night"
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"Till the small hours."
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"Well, his mother's been much better"
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"Since she had her head off, yes, she has."
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"I said, don't you talk to me about..."
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"Don't you talk to me about bladders, I said."
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"Mr. bartlett, I fail to see the relevance of your last witness."
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"Uh, my next witness will explain that, if my lordship will allow."
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"I call the late arthur aldridge."
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"The late arthur aldridge."
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"The late arthur aldridge?"
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"Yes, my lord."
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"Mr. bartlett, do you think there's any relevance"
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"In questioning the deceased?"
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"Uh, I beg your pardon, my lord."
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"Well, I mean, your witness is dead."
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"Yes, my lord... well, uh, virtually, my lord."
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"He's not completely dead?"
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"No, he's not completely dead, my lord, no"
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"But he's not at all well."
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"What? well, if he's not dead"
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"What's he doing in a coffin?"
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"It's purely precaution, my lord, if I may continue."
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"Uh, mr. aldridge, you were..."
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"You are a stockbroker"
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"Of 10 savundra close, wimbledon."
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"What was that knock?"
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"It means yes, my lord--"
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"One knock for yes and two knocks for no."
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"If I may continue."
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"Uh, mr. aldridge, would it be fair to say"
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"That you are not at all well?"
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"In fact, mr. aldridge"
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"Not to put too fine a point on it"
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"Would you be prepared to say that you are, as it were"
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"What is generally known as, in a manner of speaking... dead?"
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"Mr. aldridge, I put it to you that you are dead."
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"Aha!"
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"Where is all this leading us?"
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"That will become apparent in one moment, my lord."
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"Mr. aldridge, are you considering the question"
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"Or are you just dead?"
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"I think I'd better take a look, my lord."
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"No further questions, my lord."
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"What do you mean, no further questions?"
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"You can't just dump a dead body in my court"
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"And say no further questions."
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"I demand an explanation."
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"There are no easy answers in this case, my lord."
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"I think you haven't got the slightest idea"
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"What this case is about."
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"My lord, the... the..."
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"The strange, damnable, almost diabolic threads"
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