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Clips from Family Guy - Boys & Squirrels (S19E19)

"Let's do "Walking in Memphis.""
Family Guy
"I will concede that's a good song,"
Family Guy
"but we don't live in Memphis, so I find it confusing."
Family Guy
"What about "Walk Like an Egyptian"?"
Family Guy
"Well, we don't live in Egypt either."
Family Guy
"Ah. Hoisted on my own petard."
Family Guy
""Nobody Walks in L. A.""
Family Guy
"Again, we do not live in L. A."
Family Guy
"Ooh, let's do "I Love L. A."!"
Family Guy
"Do you know what?"
Family Guy
"This is going to surprise you, Chris,"
Family Guy
"but I agree with you."
Family Guy
"Let's use "I Love L. A.""
Family Guy
"♪ I love L. A. ♪"
Family Guy
"- (laughs) It's perfect! - ♪ We love it! ♪"
Family Guy
"Yes, this will really tell people that..."
Family Guy
"- (growling) - (squeaking) - ♪ I love L. A. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ We love it! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I love L. A. ♪"
Family Guy
"Thank you all for coming today."
Family Guy
"It means a lot to Stewie and me that you would be here."
Family Guy
"I got this, Chris."
Family Guy
"Everyone, after the service,"
Family Guy
"you are all invited to a small reception"
Family Guy
"to honor our beloved squirrel."
Family Guy
"Nothing fancy. Just acorns and puddle water."
Family Guy
"It'll take place either on top of the fence"
Family Guy
"or along a power line."
Family Guy
"But, first, please join me"
Family Guy
"in a frozen‐in‐place moment of silence,"
Family Guy
"followed by a manic scattering in all directions."
Family Guy
"(lively chatter)"
Family Guy
"All right, the Quahog Fair."
Family Guy
"Hey, Peter, would you get off your phone?"
Family Guy
"Sorry, young girls keep killing each other"
Family Guy
"'cause they think I'm the Slender Man now."
Family Guy
"- (festive organ music playing) - Are‐are you..."
Family Guy
"are you telling them to kill each other?"
Family Guy
"It's just a goof."
Family Guy
"You sure you're not too tall for this?"
Family Guy
"Nah, it's gonna be great."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"- Yay! - (thump)"
Family Guy
"- MAN: Ow! Who kicked me?! - Sorry!"
Family Guy
"- What the hell?! - PETER: My bad."
Family Guy
"- Ow! Who's doing that? - It's that jerk up there!"
Family Guy
"(cackling)"
Family Guy
"(gasps) It's Slender Man!"
Family Guy
"Kill yourselves!"
Family Guy
"- Peter! - Come on."
Family Guy
"It's just a goof."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"Don't you dare touch its bedroom!"
Family Guy
"The squirrel is gone, Stewie,"
Family Guy
"and there's nothing we can do to change that."
Family Guy
"Yes, thanks to you. If it weren't for you,"
Family Guy
"our sweet baby would still be alive."
Family Guy
"- Me? - That's right."
Family Guy
"If you hadn't kept the squirrel up so late,"
Family Guy
"none of this would have happened."
Family Guy
"That squirrel should have been in bed, Chris."
Family Guy
"It was 7:45!"
Family Guy
"What? I'm not the one"
Family Guy
"who just had to post the video to Instagram that very second."
Family Guy
"You couldn't even enjoy the moment for one damn minute"
Family Guy
"before desperately groveling for online approval"
Family Guy
"from aunts you never talk to"
Family Guy
"and past coworkers you don't even like!"
Family Guy
"Is that so? Well, if you had a newer phone,"
Family Guy
"it wouldn't have taken so long to upload the video."
Family Guy
"Well, excuse me for not having a fancier phone."
Family Guy
"I'm only a paperboy!"
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm well aware that you're only a paperboy."
Family Guy
"(grunting, chewing)"
Family Guy
"Ah, perfect. I see you're using again."
Family Guy
"Oh, I wonder why."
Family Guy
"And don't think I didn't smell the Charleston Chew"
Family Guy
"on your breath at the service."
Family Guy
"Maybe if you'd been a little sharper"
Family Guy
"on the evening in question, we wouldn't be in this..."
Family Guy
"I had four Skittles that night!"
Family Guy
"That's not zero!"
Family Guy
"You knew there was a dog in the house."
Family Guy
"He's practically your best friend!"
Family Guy
"Or maybe even more than that."
Family Guy
"You shut your damn mouth!"
Family Guy
"Oh, this is awful."
Family Guy
"Why does death seem so much easier in the Rocky movies?"
Family Guy
"Goodbye, Mick."
Family Guy
"(wheels squeaking)"
Family Guy
"Oh, wai‐‐ You're just gonna put him in a drawer?"
Family Guy
"- What are you, like, filing him? - Yes, for tax reasons."
Family Guy
"Jews don't die."
Family Guy
"They just slowly depreciate"
Family Guy
"and then are eventually written off."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"What's the matter, Peter?"
Family Guy
"I'm just sick of being tall."
Family Guy
"I had a hard enough time getting everything in the toilet before."
Family Guy
"I want my old body back."
Family Guy
"Well, there is a way."
Family Guy
"What is it?"
Family Guy
"Lock the front door."
Family Guy
"(lock clicks)"
Family Guy
"Peter, if you really want to get shorter,"
Family Guy
"- I can berate you. - What?"
Family Guy
"The female power to belittle is such"
Family Guy
"that the recipient can physically shrink in stature."
Family Guy
"That's why husbands and wives are the same height in old age."
Family Guy
"Lois, berate me."
Family Guy
"Okay, Peter, but if I do this, I really got to do it."
Family Guy
"Do it."
Family Guy
"(inhales deeply)"
Family Guy
"(exhales)"
Family Guy
"For starters, you're a failure."
Family Guy
"‐(bones crackle) ‐Gah!"
Family Guy
"You didn't go to college."
Family Guy
"Daddy pays our mortgage."
Family Guy
"And you're a terrible husband and father."
Family Guy
"- Ouch! - Your whole life"
Family Guy
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