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Clips from Family Guy - Boys & Squirrels (S19E19)

"is a pattern of hateable noises."
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"- Ooh! - The way you chew a banana"
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"makes it sound like it's filled with bones."
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"- Ouch! - I loathe the little wheeze"
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"at the crest of every breath you take."
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"- Yikes! - I hate the one story you tell"
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"at every cocktail party about almost meeting John Kerry."
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"That's a good story."
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"You didn't even meet him!"
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"‐(bones crackle) ‐Almost."
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"Your eyeglass lenses have been smudged for 19 years."
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"- Aw, crap. - (bones crackle)"
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"Everyone hates it when you see fireworks"
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"and you announce, "This is the finale!""
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"- Please stop. - Pink Floyd is multiple guys!"
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"He is?"
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"You're so predictable."
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"I know every word that's gonna come out of your mouth"
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"before you even say it."
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"BOTH: Balderdash. Heavens. Stop that."
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"I worked for Purolator Courier before they went bankrupt."
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"- Appearance. (blows raspberry) - (bones crackling)"
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"Intelligence. (blows raspberry)"
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"Penis size. (blowing raspberry)"
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"(bones cracking)"
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"And another thing...!"
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"Well, Lois, you are a master."
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"Well, let me first start by saying"
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"y'all's doing your relationship a huge favor"
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"by coming to couples counseling."
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"Now, why don't y'all start by each trying to suck up to me"
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"so I can choose who I'm‐a side with?"
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"Well, I'm Stewart, and I would love to offer you"
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"a freshly baked brownie."
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"Mmm. Oh, my."
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"Someone's already in the lead."
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"I'm Chris. I'm somehow both signing the checks"
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"and always wrong."
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"See, this is why we came."
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"Right? It's this all day."
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"Oh, that's right."
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"I'm not allowed to mention I'm paying for this."
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"It's both 100% true"
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"and also the worst thing anybody could possibly say."
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"He had his arms crossed the whole ride here."
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"Excuse me if I don't buy into"
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"this whole headshrinker business."
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"Stewie promised he'd make healthy meals for us,"
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"but all he ever makes is frozen pizza."
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"You said you loved pizza, especially when I make"
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"the ones with the crust made of "hwheat.""
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"He also does that."
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"Oh, really? Go ahead."
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"Show him those girls you follow on Instagram."
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"It's all bosoms and derrieres on there."
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"This is all stuff I've talked about with my life coach, Kyle."
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"(chuckles): Yeah, "life coach.""
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"Kyle's into you and you know it."
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"What...?!"
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"Okay. Chris, why don't you tell your side of the story"
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"while I share looks with Stewart that say,"
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""Whoa, this is what you got to deal with?""
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"(crying): This is just so hard."
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"Stewie won't stop blaming me about the death,"
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"but it's not my fault."
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"I didn't kill our squirrel."
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"You know, I'm sad, too!"
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"- (crying) - I know. I‐I just..."
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"I just don't know what to do with all these feelings!"
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"Which is why... I suppose I've been taking them out on you."
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"I'm so sorry, Chris."
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"(sniffles) Me, too, Stewie."
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"We can't bring our baby back,"
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"but we'll always have Tuesday through Friday of last week."
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"Keep talking."
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"I's just gonna open up this big book"
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"and use the time you're paying for"
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"to figure out when you're next available."
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"It was a true pleasure parenting our squirrel with you, Chris."
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"Likewise, Stewie."
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"And although his life was brief,"
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"I'll always have very fond memories of him."
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"Wait, "him"?"
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"It‐it was a her."
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"No, it wasn't. The squirrel was a boy."
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"What? That's crazy."
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"- Chris, he was a boy. - How do you know?"
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"Well, you've got to check with your finger."
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"But you really got to get it in there."
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"Huh. Well, then maybe it's better"
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"that our baby you molested is dead."
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"Ooh, fudge!"
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""Don't be a grinch."
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"Please return plate to G. Quagmire.""
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"Oh, great. So it's a gift and an errand."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, dear."
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"(crying)"
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"♪ I love L. A. ♪"
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"♪ We love it! ♪"
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"PETER: All right! New pants!"
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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