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Clips from Family Guy - Boys & Squirrels (S19E19)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"I won a chain saw."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"Some lady up the block is giving away"
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"all of her husband's stuff 'cause he shot himself"
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"- in the face. - Oh, my God!"
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"I've seen that lady. He did the right thing."
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"That's also how we got this couch."
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"Basically everything in this house"
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"is Christmas suicide furniture."
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"Donna, they had a bullhorn."
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"I don't know why, but they had a bullhorn."
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"DONNA: Cleveland, it's time for lunch."
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"What do I want? Sammich!"
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"When do I want it? Now!"
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"♪ I ain't eatin' no Lipton soup. ♪"
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"So, kids, Bonnie just told me about the neatest thing."
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"It's called a podcast."
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"I guess it's like a‐a radio show on your phone."
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"Have you heard of these? Podcasts."
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"Yeah, Mom, we know what podcasts are."
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"Huh. (chuckles)"
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"I guess these types of things take a while to reach the moms."
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"I'll have to let Bonnie know."
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"(dialing)"
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"(beep)"
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"BONNIE: Wow, really?"
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"Mom, Stewie needs his sausage cut"
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"and his butter spread."
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"Here, let me get that for you, buddy."
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"(buzzing)"
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"(screams)"
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"There you go. Eat up, little guy."
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"Damn it, Peter. You ruined Stewie's chair."
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"(pager vibrates)"
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"And Bonnie wants to know what all the noise is."
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"- Amazing. - Ooh."
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"- Wow, it's Willem Dafoe! - That's right."
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"Since Willem Dafoe has more bones in his face"
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"than most people have in their entire body,"
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"he's perfect for carving, 'cause the angles are so sharp."
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"It's beautiful, Peter."
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"Yeah, I just love William Dafoe."
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"It's not "William," it's "Willem.""
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"Yeah, that's what I said. "William.""
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"He was in Spider‐Man with Kristin Dunst."
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"- Kirsten Dunst. - Right. Kirsten Dunce."
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"- It's not "Dunce," it's "Dunst." - Yeah, Kristin Dunce."
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"In the movie, she dated William Dafoe's son."
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"Spell it, Joe! Spell what you are saying right now."
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"Well, I'll give it a shot."
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"K‐Y‐ R‐H..."
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"Look, there's a reason I became a cop and not a spellman."
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"- A what? - A spellman."
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"- "Spellman" is not a thing, Joe! - Sure it is."
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"Fireman, longshoreman, spellman."
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"Stop me when I'm wrong."
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"- He's getting too many right. - Now I'm starting to think"
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"there is such a thing as a spellman."
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"PETER: Hey, guys. Check it out."
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"- It's Groot. - Oh, yeah."
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"- From that Marble movie. - (sighs)"
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"What are you doing?!"
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"- Turn that chain saw off! - Not a chance, Lois."
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"You know how hard it was to get that thing started?"
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"It was even worse than trying to cover anything with Saran Wrap."
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"(crinkling)"
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"(groans)"
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"(sighs)"
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"(grunting)"
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"(sighs)"
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"(grunts)"
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"(groans): Oh."
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"(sighs)"
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"(grunting)"
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"(sighs) Perfect."
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"Can't wait to throw that out in two weeks."
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"(chain saw buzzing)"
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"Peter! What's going on out here?!"
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"Oh, hey, Lois. I'm just hollowing out this tree"
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"for the Keebler elves to live in."
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"- Awesome! - I know, right?"
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"Gonna get us a lifetime supply"
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"of fresh‐baked‐but‐still‐stale supermarket cookies."
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"All right, time for a little elfin magic."
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"Ow! Oh! My arm! Oh, son of a bitch!"
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"(wood crackling)"
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"- Oh, my God! - Mom, look."
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"(chittering)"
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"Aw. Poor thing must've been living in the tree."
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"(chittering)"
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"- And its foot seems hurt. - It's even worse than that."
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"It looks like the tree landed on its parents and killed them."
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"Nobody touch the smooshed squirrel bodies!"
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"Ooh, I got to get my camera."
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"That girl is one giant red flag."
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"Stewie, this squirrel needs help."
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"I wonder if... m‐maybe I could take care of it."
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"I don't know if you should do it on your own."
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"- Could be a lot of work. - (chittering)"
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"Would... would you do it with me?"
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"Well, I‐I don't think it..."
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"(chittering)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"You know what? I think that's a marvelous idea, Chris."
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"I daresay we would make outstanding parents"
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"- to this squirrel. - Hey there, Griffin boys."
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"I saw this tree go down. Any loot in it?"
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"Elven treasures?"
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"Uh, no."
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"Hey, Donna, the tree's just regular."
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"DONNA: Go to work, Cleveland!"
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"Well, somebody's getting big and strong."
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