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Clips from Family Guy - Boys & Squirrels (S19E19)

"Did you hear that one vet technician"
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"say our little squirrel here"
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"was in the 70th percentile for height and weight?"
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"No. Which vet tech said that?"
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"The one with the neck tattoo."
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"- Which one with the neck tattoo? - The one we saw"
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"smoking in the parking lot when we were leaving."
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"Again, you're gonna have to be more specific."
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"The one wearing pajama bottoms as pants."
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"- Sorry, I don't... - The girl one!"
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"Oh, yeah, with the half‐shaved head. She was nice."
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"Well, I'll bet this cutie is hungry."
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"Wh‐What are you doing?"
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"Don't film me. Film the baby."
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"But you're both so cute."
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"This role, it‐it suits you."
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"It's like you've been waiting your whole life"
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"to be this person."
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"Shush, you're going to make me cry."
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"- (high‐pitched fart) - Aw! He made a little toot."
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"That was me. It was one of my cross‐legged ones."
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"I should probably stop recording."
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"Well, if it's your elbow that's bothering you,"
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"we should start by checking your reflexes."
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"‐(shouts) ‐(screams)"
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"- Okay, they seem all right. - Oh, that's good."
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"But you got to help me. My arm really hurts."
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"It all started after I got a chain saw."
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"Hmm, is that right?"
Family Guy
"Well, it sounds to me like you may have Chain Saw Elbow."
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"- "Chain Saw Elbow"? - Yes, it's all explained"
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"in this video."
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"Hi, I'm Tommy Lee Jones."
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"Congratulations on suffering"
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"from the coolest arm ailment there is:"
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"Chain Saw Elbow."
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"As a celebrity dick, it's always been my passion"
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"to own a ranch in a low‐tax state"
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"that I list as my primary residence."
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"And when I'm not pouting at awards shows,"
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"I'm out in the field cutting firewood"
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"- for a staged Instagram post. - (camera clicks)"
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"Sometimes I overdo it, end up with Chain Saw Elbow."
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"Now here's fellow ranch owner Dennis Quaid"
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"to discuss the dangers of Tractor Ass."
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"So, you have Tractor Ass."
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"Okay, so how much synthetic opioid do you need?"
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"I'm trying to prescribe enough to earn a fanny pack."
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"A‐Aren't there any other options?"
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"Well, there's a trucker hat, but those look stupid on me."
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"You know, sometimes joint pain is connected to back issues."
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"Have you ever had a chiropractic adjustment?"
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"- What's that? - It's a procedure"
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"where a guy who couldn't get into medical school"
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"- tries to rip your head off. - Does it work?"
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"If you believe it works."
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"It's kind of like the Polar Express."
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"- Let's do it! - Okay, I'll give it a shot."
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"But this type of thing is usually done in strip malls"
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"next to a Little Caesars."
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"‐(grunting) ‐(bones crackling)"
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"(gasps)"
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"Holy crap! What happened?"
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"Well, I think we simply found your true height."
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"Before years of poor posture and wear and tear"
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"- crushed your spirit and your spine. - Wow."
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"Mr. Griffin, let's discuss risk factors."
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"Do you lead a lifestyle that's sedentary?"
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"Pet Sedentary?"
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"I'm saying you need to strengthen your core"
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"and exercise regularly."
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"- Is that the hat? - Stupid, right?"
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"I know the holidays are still months away,"
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"but I was just so excited"
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"to take our family Christmas card photo."
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"(chuckles): Are you kidding? I love it."
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"You know what, Chris?"
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"I feel like I'm ready to start trying..."
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"to find another squirrel."
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"What?"
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"Nothing. I just..."
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"I just hit the lottery when I met you."
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"Here's your photo."
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"It's the only one where the squirrel"
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"wasn't trying to bite your hand."
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"- (chuckles): Ooh! - Oh, I love it!"
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"- How much do we owe you? - It's fine. Just keep it."
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"Sears just closed forever."
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"Whoa! Peter, what happened?"
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"Did you tease that witch again?"
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"No, I got a back adjustment."
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"Turns out I've been this tall all along."
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"- You don't say. - Well, that's amazing."
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"Why are you still wearing the same pants?"
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"I don't know. I only get pants at Christmas, so..."
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"I'll get pants at Christmas."
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"- So, how is it being that tall? - It's okay, I guess."
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"Although I've noticed I'm a lot more clumsy in the bedroom."
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"(bed creaking)"
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"(lamp shatters)"
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"PETER: I'm so sorry."
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"You two keep going. I'm gonna clean this up."
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"(chittering)"
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"Stewie! Stewie, come quick!"
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"(gasps) Its first steps?"
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"We've got to film this!"
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"I know, I know!"
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"(chittering)"
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"Look at that!"
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"Oh, I'm going to cry!"
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"I've never felt this proud."
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"That's going on Instagram right now."
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"Totally! But we should pair it with a song"
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"about steps or walking."
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"Oh, my God, yes. "Walking on Sunshine.""
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"Oh, that would sell it."
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"Sell what? That we're totally cliché?"
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"- How about "Step by Step"? - New Kids on the Block?"
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"No. The Eddie Rabbitt version."
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"And have people think we're 100?"
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