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Clips from Joe Versus the Volcano

"What did you do before you signed on with Daddy?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I was an advertising librarian for a medical supply company."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I have no response to that."
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"What do you do?"
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"What do I do?"
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"Why?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Well, I don't know."
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"I'm a painter and a poet."
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"- Really? - Yes."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"There's a painting of mine right there."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That's terrific."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Where do you get your ideas?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You have to understand something about art."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It comes from some place."
Joe Versus the Volcano
""covered the emptiness of my hands""
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"What's the matter?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You ever think about killing yourself?."
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"What?"
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"Why would you do that?"
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"Why shouldn't I?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Some things take care of themselves."
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"They're not your job. Maybe not even your business."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I like your poem."
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"I'm a grown woman and I live on my father's money."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"The restaurant that had my painting up is my father's restaurant."
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"Listen to me."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"If you have a choice between killing yourself, and..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...doing something you're scared of doing..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...why not do the thing you're scared of doing?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You mean stop taking money and leave L.A.?"
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"See? You know what you're scared of doing."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Why don't you do it? See what happens?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You must be tired."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I don't mind talking."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I do."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"This is one of those conversations where we're open..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...and sharing our thoughts and it's all bullshit..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...and a lie, and it doesn't cost you anything!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Look, I don't know you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I don't think I know anybody."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I can see that you're angry."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm very troubled."
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"I'm not ready to..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"There's only so much time, and..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...you want to use it well. So, I'm here, talking to you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I don't want to throw that away."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I have no response to that."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Maybe you should take me back to the hotel."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Want me to come up with you?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"No."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"All right."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Will you meet me for breakfast?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You have to be at the boat by 10:00, but we can meet for breakfast."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Okay."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I told you I was a flibbertigibbet."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What do you think?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It's terrific."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm sorry I was so grotesque last night."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You were fine."
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"I disappointed you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What did Daddy hire you to do?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It's complicated."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Okay, don't tell me."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Thank you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I bet Patricia knows. - Who's Patricia?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"My half sister. She's sailing you wherever you're going."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"She is?"
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"You didn't know?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Daddy loves a secret almost as much as he loves money."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Can I ask you something?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Why are you dressed like Jungle Jim?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I could change."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Do you think this is inappropriate for the boat?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"No, it's fine."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"We better go."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I have a guy taking your trunks to the marina..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...who may or may not have understood my directions."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Come on."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Ándale, ándale."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Is that it? - Yeah."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What's the trunks, Felix?"
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"Those are..."
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"My name's not Felix, it's Joe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I know."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- That's your half sister? - Yeah."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That outfit is wearing you, Felix."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Why are you calling me Felix? My name is Joe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm calling you Felix because I do what I want."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Hello, Angelica."
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"Hello, Patricia. Do you know where Daddy is?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"We never know where our father is and always suspect the other one knows."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"But it's all phone calls and telegrams, eh, Angelica?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Well, you're in a rotten mood."
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"The sunshine gets me down."
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"Where are you going?"
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"Dad says not to tell you. Goes with my theory. Power makes you paranoid."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Well, get ready to heave, Felix."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"My name is Joseph or Joe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"All right, Joe. Get ready. We're leaving."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Wish me luck. - Good luck."
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"You're shaking."
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"I am?"
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"Here you go."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That looks delicious."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"We eat well aboard the Tweedle Dee."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- The Tweedle Dee? - That's the name of the boat."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"So, we're going to the island of Waponi Woo."
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"- I guess so. - Why?"
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"- You don't know? - No."
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"- Have you been there? - No."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"All I know is the name means "Little island with the big volcano"..."
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"...and the people, the Waponis, like orange soda."
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"They like orange soda?"
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""1,800 years ago a Roman galley with a crew of Jews and Druids..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
""... got caught in a storm off Carthage."
Joe Versus the Volcano
""They were swept 1,000 miles off course..."
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""... and ended up on the wrong side of Africa."
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""Trying to return to Rome, they sailed into the South Pacific..."
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""... and colonized a lightly populated Polynesian island..."
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""... which they named Waponi Woo."
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