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Clips from Joe Versus the Volcano

"I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yeah, Harry, but can he do the job?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I know he can get the job..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...but can he do the job?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm not arguing that with you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm not arguing that with you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm not arguing that with you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm not arguing that with you, Harry!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yeah, but can he do the job?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm not arguing that with you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Harry, I'm not arguing that with you!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Who said that? I didn't say that."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"If I said that, I would have been wrong."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm not arguing that with you!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yeah, Harry, I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I am not arguing that with you!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I am not arguing that with you!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I am not arguing that with you!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Who told you that? No!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I told you that! Me!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What? Maybe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Maybe, maybe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Good morning, DeDe. - Hi, Joe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What's with the shoe?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm losing my sole."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"How are you?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Kind of tired."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Here. Each one gets sent five catalogues."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"No, I can't do it."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Why not?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I only have 12 catalogues left."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Okay."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'll take care of this."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"How are you doing Joe?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Well, I'm not feeling very good, Mr. Waturi."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What else is new? You never feel good."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Well, that's a problem."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I have a doctor's appointment today. - Another doctor's appointment?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Listen Joe, What's this DeDe tells me about the catalogues?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I only got 12. - How'd you let that happen?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I told you. - When?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Three weeks ago, then two weeks ago."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Did you tell me last week?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"No."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Why not? - I thought you knew."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Not good enough, Joe. Not nearly good enough!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I put you in charge of the entire advertising library. - This room."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I gave you carte blank in here."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You put the orders in the printer, not me."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You're not competent to put orders into the printer. It's a very technical job."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- You were going to explain it to me. - Better than that."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I was going to make you assistant manager."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I want to make you assistant manager. But you're not flexible. You're inflexible."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I don't feel inflexible. - You're inflexible! Totally."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"And what this about doctor's appointment? You're always going to the doctor!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I don't feel good. - So what?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You think I feel good?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Nobody feels good."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"After childhood, it's a fact of life. I feel rotten. So what?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I don't let it bother me or interfere with my job."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What do you want from me?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You're like a child. What's the lamp for? Isn't there enough light in here for you?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Fluorescents affect me. They make me feel blotchy and..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- ... puffy. I thought this light- - Get rid of it."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"This is not your bedroom, Joe. This is an office."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"If you treat this like a job instead of a welfare hospital, you'll shape up!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I want those catalogues."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Then, please, order them. - Watch yourself."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Think about what I just said."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You've got to get yourself into a flexible frame..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...or else you are no place."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"And take that light off the desk."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I will. - Do it now."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Good."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Why do you let him talk to you like that? - Like what?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- What's wrong with you? - I don't feel good."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- What's the matter with you? - I don't know."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I don't know."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Mr. Banks?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Dr. Ellison will see you now."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"How are you feeling, Mr. Banks?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"The same. I feel puffy and blotchy. I never have any energy."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I keep getting these little sore throats. I just don't feel very good."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"How long have you felt this way?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Well; Pretty much since I left the fire department."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"On and off since then. About eight years."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What did you do in the fire department?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You know, I put out fires."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Was it dangerous?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yeah, there was some pretty rough stuff, but I came out of it okay."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"The hard part was when I started never feeling good and had to quit."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I've gotten the results of your tests."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I have cancer."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"No."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Something is wrong with my blood or urine?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"They're fine."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"But there is something."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Tell me. - You have a brain cloud."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Brain cloud?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"A black fog of tissue running down the center of your brain."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It's very rare."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It'll spread at a regular rate. It's very destructive."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"And it's incurable?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yes."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"How long?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Six months. You can count on it being about that."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It's not painful."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Your brain will simply fail, followed abruptly by your body."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You can depend on at least four or five months of perfect health."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What are you talking about? I don't feel good now."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That's the ironic part. Mr. Banks, you're a hypochondriac."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Nothing is wrong that has anything to do with your symptoms."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I think your experiences in the fire department were traumatic."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You experienced the imminent possibility of death several times."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Yeah. - You survived."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"The cumulative anxiety of those brushes with death left you habitually fearful..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...about your physical person."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm not sick except for a terminal disease?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Which has no symptoms. That's right."
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