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Clips from Joe Versus the Volcano

""Thus was born the Waponi culture..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
""... a mix of Polynesian, Celtic, Hebrew, and Latin influences."
Joe Versus the Volcano
""The Waponi are known to have a peculiar love of orange soda..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
""... and no sense of direction. ""
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Why did you talk so snotty back on the dock?"
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"Because you work for my father, and I'm angry with my father."
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"Why are you angry with him?"
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"Because he's never around."
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"If you're angry, why do you work for him?"
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"I don't work for him. My transport of you is strictly a favor."
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"You do favors for people you're mad at?"
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"I don't work for him."
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"He's giving me this boat for taking you."
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"He's got two of them."
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"There's a Tweedle Dum, too."
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"That makes everything okay, then."
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"Yes, it does."
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"Is this okay?"
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"Sure."
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"The boys sleep in the hull. Dagmar usually sleeps on deck."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"So you have things to yourself. I'm in the little stateroom."
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"Great."
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"I'm sorry I was rude on the dock."
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"It's okay."
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"Did you sleep with my sister?"
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"No."
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"Actually, she's my half sister."
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"No, I didn't."
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"- You like to fish? - Sure."
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"Tomorrow we'll do some fishing."
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"This is the light switch."
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"Did Mike show you how to work the bathroom?"
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"Yeah."
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"Do you want me to turn it off while I go?"
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"Okay."
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"I love my sister, even though she's screwed up."
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"I love my father, even though I never see him..."
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"...and he's not great when I do see him."
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"I'm nervous about this trip."
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"Neither you nor my father will tell me anything."
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"But it's more than that."
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"I've always kept clear of my father's stuff since I was on my own..."
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"...and he's pulled me back in."
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"He used this boat to get me to work for him..."
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"...which I swore I'd never do."
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"I feel ashamed..."
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"...because I had a price."
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"He named it, and now I know that about myself."
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"I could treat you like I did on the dock, but that would be..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...me kicking myself for selling out, which isn't fair to you."
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"Doesn't make me feel any better."
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"I don't know your situation, but I wanted you to know mine."
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"Not just to explain some rude behavior..."
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"...but because..."
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"...we're on a little boat for a while and..."
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"...I'm soul sick."
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"You'll see that."
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"Like my sister. She's soul sick, too. If you'd slept with her..."
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"...I'd have known something about you."
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"But you didn't."
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"You didn't."
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"And I believe you."
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"I'm glad you believe me."
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"Have you slept on a boat before?"
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"No."
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"It really effects your dreams."
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"I look forward to it, though the dreams sometimes shake me up."
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"Okay."
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"Good night."
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"I'm leaving you on this island?"
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"- That's right. - For how long?"
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"For the rest of my life."
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"I can't imagine that."
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"- Are you used to this? - What?"
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"The ocean. The stars."
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"You never get used to it."
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"That's why I want this boat. All I want to do is sail away."
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"Where would you go?"
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"Away from the things of man."
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"Do you believe in God?"
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"I believe in myself."
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"What's that mean?"
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"I have confidence in myself."
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"I've been doing some soul-searching lately. Know what I found out?"
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"I have no interest in myself."
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"I start thinking about myself, I get bored out of my mind."
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"What does interest you?"
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"I don't know."
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"Courage. Courage interests me."
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"So, you'll spend the rest of your life on an island in the South Pacific?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Till now I've lived on a tiny island called Staten Island."
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"Commuted to this job in a shut-up room, pumped-in air, no sunshine..."
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"...despicable people."
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"Now that I have some distance from the situation, I find that unbelievable."
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"Your life seems unbelievable to me."
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"But all of this life seems so..."
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"...unbelievable to me."
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"My father says the whole world is asleep."
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"Everyone you know, everyone you see, everyone you talk to."
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"Only a few people are awake..."
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"...and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."
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"I have six months to live."
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"The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or the island will sink."
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"Your father hired me to jump into the volcano."
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"What?"
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"You're not gonna make me say that again, are you?"
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"No!"
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"Well?"
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"Aren't you going to say anything?"
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"I don't know what to say."
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"You say you're dying, and going to jump into a volcano. My mind is blank."
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"I can understand that."
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"Is it catching?"
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"No, no, no."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Good night. I'll see you in the morning."
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"It's weird today, huh?"
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"There's a typhoon warning."
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"- Good morning, Mr. Banks. - Good morning, Dagmar."
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"Looks like we're in for a blow."
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"Can I help?"
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