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Clips from Joe Versus the Volcano

"Here's my card."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"And your plane ticket, American. Noon out of Kennedy tomorrow."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I have an American Express gold card. Can I rent a limousine for the day?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Great. Does the driver come with that?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Great. Do you rent anything else?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"No, okay, that's it."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"So, where would you like to go?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Excuse me?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Where would you like to go, sir? - I'd like to do some shopping."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Where would you like to go shopping?"
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"I don't know."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"All right."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Where would you go shopping? - What do you need?"
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"- Clothes. - What kind? What's your taste?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I don't exactly know."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Why are you stopping?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You hired me to drive the car, not to tell you who you are."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I didn't ask you that."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You're hinting around about clothes. That's an important topic to me, Mr...?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Banks. - Clothes make the man. I believe that."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You say you want to buy clothes, but you don't know what kind."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You leave it hanging in the air like I'll fill in the blanks."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That's like asking me who you are, and I don't know who you are."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I don't want to know."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It's taken me all my life to find out who I am, and I am tired now."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Hear what I'm saying?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- What's your name? - Joe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Mine is Marshall. How do you do?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Wait a minute. I'm coming back."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Now, what's your situation? Explain it to me."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm going on a long trip."
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"And I have the opportunity to buy some clothes today."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Money is no object. - Good. Where are you going?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Tonight I'm going out in the city."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Nice places? - I hope so."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Tomorrow I fly to L.A. - First class?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yeah."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Then I'm sailing to the South Pacific."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Hawaii? - No, an unknown little island."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- No tourists? - I don't think so."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Good."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'll stay on the island for a few weeks, and that's it."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What kind of clothes do you have now?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"The kind of clothes I'm wearing."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"So, you got no clothes."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Hey, Joe, how about a tux? - I'll get one, if you get one?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I can't be buying no Armani tux. I'm a workingman."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"No one is paying you to give me all this advice."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Let me buy you the tux and we'll call it even."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I feel like I'm getting married. - I feel like I'm giving you away."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"All right. I'll take nine pairs."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Give me Cassie Cimorelli, please."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Hello, Cassie. It's Marshall. How do?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Good. I got somebody that needs you today."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You look like a prince in a fairy tale."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You're coming into focus, kid."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'll take it."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Swiss army knife, world-band travel radio, shaving kit..."
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"...two Coleman lanterns, and a violin case bar."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Will there be anything else?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'll take this."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Have you thought much about luggage?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"No, I never really have."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It's the central preoccupation of my life."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You travel the world, you're away from home..."
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"...perhaps away from your family..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...all you have to depend on is yourself, and your luggage."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I guess that's true."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Are you traveling light or heavy? - Heavy."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Flying? - Flying and by ship."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- An ocean voyage. - Yes."
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"A real journey."
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"Then I'll be on an island."
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"I don't know if I'll be living in a hut or what."
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"Very exciting..."
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"...as a luggage problem."
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"I have just the thing."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"This is our premier steamer trunk."
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"All handmade, only the finest materials."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It's even watertight. Tight as a drum."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"If I had the need and the wherewithal, Mr. Banks..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...this would be my trunk of choice."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'll take four."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"May you live to be a thousand years old, sir."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Same to you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Where to? Back to Staten Island? - No."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"A really nice hotel."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"The Plaza."
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"The Plaza is nice."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Where would you go?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- The Pierre. - Then we're off to the Pierre."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Marshall, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I can't. I have the wife and kids at the end of the day."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Everything is at check-in when you're ready, sir."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Listen."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Haven't you got anybody? - No, but..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...there are certain times when you're not supposed to have anyone."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Certain doors you must go through alone."
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"You'll be all right."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Ladies and gentlemen, we're descending into Los Angeles."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That was totally awesome."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Hi. Are you Joe Banks? - Yeah. Who are you?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm the daughter of the guy who hired you. Angelica Graynamore."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Daddy told me to say I don't know why he hired you, and not to tell me."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm totally untrustworthy. I'm a flibbertigibbet."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Come on, let's get out of here."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I have some luggage."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Then, follow me."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I've never been to L.A. before. - You're kidding. What do you think?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It looks big. I like it."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"This is a great town."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It stinks, but it's a great town."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Sea scallops with three caviars."
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"The Dungeness crabs."
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"- Pepper? - No."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What's the matter?"
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"Nothing."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"They do look like little monsters."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"But they're good, little monsters."
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