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Clips from Joe Versus the Volcano

"See? You never feel great."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"No, I never do!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What's funny?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I feel great! That is very funny!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Where are you?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm right here!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I wish I was where you are."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"No, you don't."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Did I ever tell you that the first time I saw you..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...I felt I had seen you before?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Wait a minute."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What'd you do?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I bribed them to sing a song to drive us insane and make our hearts burst."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What happened to you?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What happened to you that you're so alive? I can see it."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"There's something wrong with my brain."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It's not catching, but I have just five or six months to live."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- What? - I'm going to die."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"And I'm just so appreciative of my life."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I got to go. - Please, don't."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I got to go home. You may have quit, but I have the job in the morning."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I really want you to stay."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- You're going to die? - But so what?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Stay tonight. Tomorrow will take care of itself."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I can't handle it, Joe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Sorry."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I forgot my bag."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Joe Banks? Mr. Joe Banks?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Have I come at a bad time?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yes. No."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I don't know how to answer that question. - Can I come in to talk?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You're not dressed."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Not a nice place you have, Joe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Mind if I call you Joe?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Dingy."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Dismal. Shabby. Dinky."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Not much."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It's a sign of tremendous sophistication..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...that you haven't demanded my name..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...or asked me what I'm doing here."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"My name is Samuel Harvey Graynamore."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Joe Banks. - Oh, I know."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Trying to see the hero in there."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You dragged two kids down a six-story burning staircase."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That was brave."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Then you went back for the third kid. That was heroic. You're a hero!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That was a long time ago."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Yes, it was. - How do you know my name?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I know all about you. All I could learn in 24 hours, anyway."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Peanuts?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Quit your job? - Yeah."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Sounded like a dumb job. No family?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Good for you. Families are a pain in the neck."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What do you know about superconductors?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Nothing. - Me, neither."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I own a company that dominates the world market for superconductors."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Really?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Sit down."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Dr. Ellison..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...you were at his office yesterday?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yes."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"He told me your news."
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"He thought that you and I might be able to help each other."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Got any whiskey?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Nope."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I want to hire you, Joe Banks."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I want to hire you to jump into a volcano."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You know..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...I do have some whiskey."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"There's an island in the South Pacific called Waponi Woo."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"The name means: "The little island with the big volcano. ""
Joe Versus the Volcano
"The Waponis are a cheerful people who live simply fishing and picking fruit."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Their one fear is that big volcano. They call it the Big Woo."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"They believe..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...that an angry fire god in the volcano will sink the island..."
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"...unless once every 100 years he is appeased."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It's been 99 years, 11 months, and 11 days..."
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"...since the fire god got his propers, and the Waponis are scared."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"How is the god appeased?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Of his own free will, a man has to jump into the volcano."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"None of the Waponis are anxious for the honor of jumping into the Big Woo."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- So, what do you do? - What?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You do some trading."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"There's a mineral on that island, Mr. Banks, called bubureau."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"There isn't anywhere else you can find more than a gram."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I've looked."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Because without bubureau, I can't make superconductors."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I tried to get mineral rights from the Waponis but..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...I have nothing they want."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"But they do want a hero, Mr. Banks."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"They'll give me the mineral rights if I find them one."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Why would I jump into a volcano?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"From your actions in the fire department, I think you have the courage."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You do?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Is it more gutsy to twice traverse a staircase in flames..."
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"...or to make a one-time leap into the mouth of a smoking volcano?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Damned if I know, kimosabe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I know when you make those kinds of calls, you're up in high country."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"From your doctor, you're on your way out."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You have no money. I checked."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Want to wait it out in this apartment?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That sounds grim to me. Not the way I'd want to go, I'll tell you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"These are yours if you take the job."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It's 20 days from today before you'd have to jump into the volcano."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You could shop today. Get yourself clothes for an adventure."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Then tomorrow, a plane to L.A. First class, naturally."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You'll stay at the best hotel."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"The next day you board a yacht. My competitors often watch the airports."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"My yacht's a beauty. Gourmet chef."
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"Sail to the South Pacific in 15 days."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Waponis come out to meet you. A total red-carpet situation."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You're a hero, like Charles Lindbergh."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Wine, women, and song in the sweetest paradise you ever saw."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Then..."
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"...you jump into the volcano."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Live like a king, die like a man, I say."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What do you say?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'll do it."
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