Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Joe Versus the Volcano

"It was because of your insistence on so many tests that we discovered the problem."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What'll I do?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"If you have any savings, you might think about taking a trip."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- A vacation. - I don't have any savings."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"A few hundred bucks. I spent everything I had on doctors!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Perhaps you'll want a second opinion."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Brain cloud."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I knew it. I didn't know it, but I knew it."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What am I going to do?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You have some time left, Mr. Banks."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You have some life left."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"My advice to you is:"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Live it well."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"No."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You were wrong."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"He was wrong."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Who said that? I didn't say that."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"If I said that, I would have been wrong."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I would have been wrong, isn't that right?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm not arguing that with you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm not arguing that with you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm not arguing that with you!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Let me call you back. I got something here."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Don't say anything until we finish our conversation."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You were at lunch three hours."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"About that."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Where's my friend? Where is my friend?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Mr. Waturi."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Mr. Waturi."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Hello?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"This is company property."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Don't touch that!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- What are you doing? - I'm opening or closing the main drain."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You shouldn't be touching that."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Nothing happened."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Do you know how long I wondered what would happen if I did that?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- What's wrong with you? - Brain cloud."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Never mind. Listen, Mr. Waturi."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I quit."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Today? - That's right."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That's great. Don't come looking for a reference from me."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Okay, I won't."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Robinson Crusoe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You blew this job."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Romeo and Juliet."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"The Odyssey."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You blew this job."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Ukulele."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I worked here four and a half years."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"The work I did I probably could have done in six months."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That leaves four years left over."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Four years."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"If I had them now..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Like gold in my hand."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Here."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"For you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Good-bye, DeDe."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You're going?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"If you're leaving, leave."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You'll get your check. And I promise you, you'll be easy to replace."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I should say something. - What are you muttering?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"This life... Life, what a joke."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"This situation, this room..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You should just go."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You look terrible, Mr. Waturi."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"But no one could look good under these zombie lights."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I can feel them sucking the juice out of my eyeballs."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Suck! Suck!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"$300 a week."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"For $300 a week I've lived in this sink. This used rubber."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Watch it. There's a woman here! - Don't you think I know that?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Don't you think I'm aware there's a woman here?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I can smell her like a flower. I can taste her like sugar on my tongue."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'm 20 feet away, I can hear the fabric of her dress when she moves."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"But I haven't done anything about it."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I go every day not doing, not saying..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...not taking the chance for $300 a week."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"And, Frank, the coffee, it stinks."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It tastes like arsenic."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"If the lights don't give you a headache, you must be dead!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"So, let's arrange the funeral."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You better go. I'm telling you!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- You're telling me nothing. - I'm telling you!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Why, I ask myself, have I put up with you? I can't imagine."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"But I know. It's fear. Yellow, freaking fear."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I've been too afraid to live my life, so I sold it to you..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...for $300 dollars a week!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You're lucky I don't kill you! You're lucky I don't rip your throat out!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"But I'm not going to!"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Maybe you're not so lucky..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"...because I'm going to leave you here, Mr. Wahoo Waturi."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What could be worse than that?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- DeDe. - Yeah."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- How about dinner tonight? - Okay."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Wow! What a change."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Who am I? That's the real question. Who am I? Who are you?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What other questions are there, really?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"If you want to understand the universe, embrace it, the door is you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Me? - You. Me."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- You are really intense. - Am I?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yeah, I guess I am. I was."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- What do you mean? - I mean, a long time ago."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"In the beginning I was full of piss and vinegar. Nothing got me down."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I wanted to know."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Know what?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Everything! But then I had some experiences."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I talked to this guy and he says I got scared."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Of what?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Have you ever been scared?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I guess so. Sure."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What scared you?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Lots of things. At the moment, you scare me a little."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Me? Why should I scare you?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I don't know."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"There's something going on with you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"This morning you were like a lump."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"And now you're..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"How do you feel?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I feel great."
Joe Versus the Volcano
Show more clips