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Clips from Arrested Development - The One Where Michael Leaves (S02E02)

"and was met by the family attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn."
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"- Hmm. - No, I know, I know, I know."
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"Everybody says leave it alone, leave it alone."
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"Does this look contagious to you? Hey, kiddo."
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"All right. It wasn't your father."
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"It was your uncle. I ran into them as they were leaving."
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"There he is! Got ya!"
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"- Oh, for God's sake. - [Grunts] Yeah!"
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"I only came back to tell him I was leaving, so I guess it's time to go, Son."
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"- Where you going? - We can't tell you."
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"No, no. We can tell Barry. We're going to Phoenix."
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"Oh, I wish you hadn't have said that."
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"As your lawyer, I have to inform you you cannot leave the state."
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"With your father gone, they want to hold you."
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"- M-Me? - They're going to indict you tomorrow."
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"All you have to do is come up with the bail. Take it out of the business."
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"But l- I can't. I quit. I don't want to follow in my father's footsteps."
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"Then you might wind up on his cot."
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"Oh, man, I wish you hadn't said Phoenix. Wow."
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"[Narrator] Michael hadjust found out he couldn't leave the state..."
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"[Narrator] Michael hadjust found out he couldn't leave the state..."
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"unless he came up with bail."
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"Okay, listen. I'm gonna get the company checkbook and don't tell the family."
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"We can't give them the satisfaction of telling them that I need money, okay?"
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"- Do you remember what we say about the family? - It's not Aunt Lindsay's nose."
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"Yes, but no."
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"Don't- Don't tell them that we were goin' to-"
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"- We say we don't need them. Hmm? - Oh. Yeah. Okay."
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"The new one. I didn't-"
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"[TV: Woman] It comes from knowing you're toned and fit."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm exercising, Michael."
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"I see you found an exercise tape made for people as lazy as you are."
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"- I do have a love life. - Tighten, one, two, three."
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"Okay, this is going off."
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"One night in the master bedroom, and you got yourself a love life again?"
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"Well, I'll be honest. At first, it was awkward."
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"[TV: Woman] Together, two, three, four."
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"- Release, two, three, four. - Oh, Lindsay."
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"- [TV Off] - Uh, well, this is exciting."
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"- Finally we can be a normal couple. - Nice to be back in a queen."
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"- It's too much pressure. - I can't do this."
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"[Narrator] So Lindsay and Tobias finally took a hard look at their relationship."
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"You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples..."
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"to explore an open relationship..."
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"where-where the couple remains emotionally committed..."
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"but free to explore extramarital encounters."
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"- Did it work for those people? - No. It never does."
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"These people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but-"
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"but it might work for us."
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"- We could give it a shot. - Great. We'll hammer out the details later."
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"Right now we've got a daughter to tell."
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"Maeby, we're having a family meeting!"
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"- [Narrator] On her way to the family meeting... - Family meeting!"
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"- Lindsay had an unexpected encounter. - Hello."
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"Oh, hi. Gob told me to come by."
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"Well, uh, I don't think he's here."
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"Well, tell him I like what I see."
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"And we probably won't even act on it. We're not gonna get a divorce."
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"If anything, it'll bring Mommy and Daddy closer together."
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"I met someone. I've got a date."
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"I'm dating someone."
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"Well. Let the great experiment begin!"
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"- You're not using my master bedroom for that. - I believe you left."
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"Or did you realize how much you need us after all?"
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"- Actually, I came back because I need something. - Hmm."
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"Some things. Like the checkbook. Where's the corporate checkbook?"
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"Gob must've taken it to the office."
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"Mom put him in charge. That's right, Michael. He's got your oldjob."
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"Well, I better get over there before he brings the whole company down."
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"It's only been three hours. How much damage could he really do?"
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"And release."
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"[Narrator] In three hours, Gob had done $45,000 in damage."
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"In there, please."
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"Hey, where's my desk?"
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"Oh, I think it's the massage table in the break room now."
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"- Take the window. - No, hold it."
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"Gob, Mom may think that she's given you my job..."
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"but the board still has to approve that decision."
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"- Actually, they already have. - Why should we believe in you?"
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"For the same reason you should believe that a hundred-dollar bill..."
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"is no more than a hundred pennies."
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"[Gasping]"
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"[Gob] They approved me unanimously."
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"Why wouldn't they? You've only lost them $99 so far."
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"I've already been pretty successful."
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"Showing the model house again. Sent a Realtor over there yesterday."
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"[Narrator] It was this Realtor who'd run into Lindsay, thinking she was looking for a home."
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"I have an open thing goin' on too. I'll give you the address, and you can come by."
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"And I think you'll really like the neighbors."
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"Okay."
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"So what brings you here? I hope it's not for a handout."
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"I run a pretty tight ship around here."
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"- With a pool table? - It's a gaming ship."
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"I'm here because I thought you might need me."
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"- I need you? - That's right."
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"Oh, boy, that's good."
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"Can't wait to call the guys in to hear this one."
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"Listen- How do you intercom on this?"
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"- Star two. - Yeah. At the same time?"
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"Yeah, just- No, the star in the corner. The star."
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"- So if I do it like that- - No, turn it around the other way. Star."
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"- Oh, that star. - Let's just hang it up. There we go."
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"L-I thought that you might need me to help you with the books."
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"You know, the corporate checkbook. Where is it?"
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"Actually, Mom's got it. She wasn't comfortable with me-"
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"[Narrator] Michael now had the distasteful choice..."
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"of either asking his mother for money or going tojail."
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"Maybe Buster killed her already."
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"[Narrator] Tobias was also having a bad day."
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"Lindsay had met someone, and he hadn't."
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"And that's when he found what he thought was a support group for depressed men."
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"Well, if it isn't the boy who cried Phoenix."
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"Ohh! No, I was just, uh- just worried about Buster."
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"I thought maybe I should give him a little guidance."
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"Write him a check. Be a role model. Where's the company checkbook?"
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"I already have a new role model, Michael."
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"- His Uncle Oscar is living here now. - Wow."
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"You guys have accomplished a lot in the last three hours."
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"- Where is he? - I sent him out for a new air horn."
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"- [Bell Dings] - [Men Grunting]"
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