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Clips from Euphoria - The Trials and Tribulations of Trying to Pee While Depressed (S01E01)

Mini-Series 2018 –2016 Season 1, Episode 7 ★ 4.6/10 (436 ratings) 591 clips
Comedy Animation Adult

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Cassie's dad was really handsome.
"Cassie's dad was really handsome."
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The kind of handsome that made people treat him differently.
"The kind of handsome that made people treat him differently."
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Her mom used to get really upset at him for flirting.
"Her mom used to get really upset at him for flirting."
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Which wasn't fair. It wasn't his fault.
"Which wasn't fair. It wasn't his fault."
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He really loved her.
"He really loved her."
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He really loved them all.
"He really loved them all."
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Her dad always wanted her to become a professional ice skater.
"Her dad always wanted her to become a professional ice skater."
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- Wow. Thank you! - Aw, happy birthday, kiddo.
"- Wow. Thank you! - Aw, happy birthday, kiddo."
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And for a while, she thought she might. She was a natural.
"And for a while, she thought she might. She was a natural."
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But her dad couldn't afford lessons, so he stopped encouraging her.
"But her dad couldn't afford lessons, so he stopped encouraging her."
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When she hit puberty, her mother and her became best friends.
"When she hit puberty, her mother and her became best friends."
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You're an angel.
"You're an angel."
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I feel like a big baby.
"I feel like a big baby."
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Cassie, woman to woman, hmm?
"Cassie, woman to woman, hmm?"
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You're perfect.
"You're perfect."
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- Holy moly, look at you. - What?
"- Holy moly, look at you. - What?"
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You're gonna be a real heart breaker. Trust me.
"You're gonna be a real heart breaker. Trust me."
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And it wasn't just her body that changed. But the rest of the world, too.
"And it wasn't just her body that changed. But the rest of the world, too."
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- You remember uncle Ted? - Oh, boy, look at you. All grown up.
"- You remember uncle Ted? - Oh, boy, look at you. All grown up."
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Come on, give me a hug. You really filled out.
"Come on, give me a hug. You really filled out."
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Sassy Cassie. Come here.
"Sassy Cassie. Come here."
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I bet you got all the boys wrapped around your finger. Boop.
"I bet you got all the boys wrapped around your finger. Boop."
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Their family wasn't perfect.
"Their family wasn't perfect."
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Her mom had, you know, some issues.
"Her mom had, you know, some issues."
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Oh, my god.
"Oh, my god."
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And her dad struggled to keep a steady income.
"And her dad struggled to keep a steady income."
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- Fuck you. - This is my family...
"- Fuck you. - This is my family..."
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And they fought.
"And they fought."
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In the way all parents kind of fight.
"In the way all parents kind of fight."
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Except for the night before she started ninth grade.
"Except for the night before she started ninth grade."
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Her mom told her that her dad was just being irrational.
"Her mom told her that her dad was just being irrational."
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Your father had some serious jealousy issues. Let me tell you.
"Your father had some serious jealousy issues. Let me tell you."
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Plus, he couldn't hold a steady job to save his life.
"Plus, he couldn't hold a steady job to save his life."
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I just think he didn't want the responsibility of being a father.
"I just think he didn't want the responsibility of being a father."
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It's too much work.
"It's too much work."
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But Cassie had heard differently.
"But Cassie had heard differently."
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My mom said your mom cheated on your dad.
"My mom said your mom cheated on your dad."
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- And that's why he left. - What?
"- And that's why he left. - What?"
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At first, she was really angry at her mom.
"At first, she was really angry at her mom."
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She resented her for being such a hypocrite.
"She resented her for being such a hypocrite."
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But then she realized that her dad wasn't perfect.
"But then she realized that her dad wasn't perfect."
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I don't know if I want to be associated with herpes but, you know...
"I don't know if I want to be associated with herpes but, you know..."
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And her mom wasn't either, and maybe they just weren't right for each other.
"And her mom wasn't either, and maybe they just weren't right for each other."
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He used to visit them on weekends.
"He used to visit them on weekends."
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Bye, dad.
"Bye, dad."
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But, eventually, it became once every couple of weeks.
"But, eventually, it became once every couple of weeks."
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He said he was coming.
"He said he was coming."
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And then sometimes, more than a month would go by.
"And then sometimes, more than a month would go by."
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Then one night... he was driving home from work...
"Then one night... he was driving home from work..."
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...and was in the icu for 23 days.
"...and was in the icu for 23 days."
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The doctors were afraid he'd never walk again.
"The doctors were afraid he'd never walk again."
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But Cassie knew he was strong, and that he'd get better.
"But Cassie knew he was strong, and that he'd get better."
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He was prescribed fentanyl for the pain.
"He was prescribed fentanyl for the pain."
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Promethazine to offset the nausea.
"Promethazine to offset the nausea."
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Liquid lorazepam to sleep, and imitrex injections for migraines.
"Liquid lorazepam to sleep, and imitrex injections for migraines."
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Cassie would text him and talk to him.
"Cassie would text him and talk to him."
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But as more time went by, the less responsive he became.
"But as more time went by, the less responsive he became."
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And eventually, months went by, and she didn't hear from him at all.
"And eventually, months went by, and she didn't hear from him at all."
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Until one night, a week after her 15th birthday,
"Until one night, a week after her 15th birthday,"
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she got a text from a random number at about 1:00 in the morning.
"she got a text from a random number at about 1:00 in the morning."
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And even though she was excited to see him and wanted to hug him,
"And even though she was excited to see him and wanted to hug him,"
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I want you to know there's never a day goes by I don't think about you.
"I want you to know there's never a day goes by I don't think about you."
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The number you texted me from. Can I call you?
"The number you texted me from. Can I call you?"
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That's my friend's phone.
"That's my friend's phone."
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But I promise I'll reach out to you with my new number, I...
"But I promise I'll reach out to you with my new number, I..."
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Don't cry, baby.
"Don't cry, baby."
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I'm okay. I'm fine. Don't...
"I'm okay. I'm fine. Don't..."
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I just miss you, dad.
"I just miss you, dad."
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I miss you, okay. I love you.
"I miss you, okay. I love you."
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He said he needed a few things,
"He said he needed a few things,"
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and made her promise that she wouldn't tell a soul.
"and made her promise that she wouldn't tell a soul."
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Cassie kept her promise, and never told anyone about that night.
"Cassie kept her promise, and never told anyone about that night."
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She also never saw her dad again.
"She also never saw her dad again."
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She fell in love with every guy she ever dated.
"She fell in love with every guy she ever dated."
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Whether they were smart or stupid or sweet or cruel, it didn't matter.
"Whether they were smart or stupid or sweet or cruel, it didn't matter."
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She didn't like to be alone.
"She didn't like to be alone."
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What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
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- I'm just filming you. - Why?
"- I'm just filming you. - Why?"
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And every guy she ever dated asked for the same things.
"And every guy she ever dated asked for the same things."
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- Can I film you sucking my dick? - What? No!
"- Can I film you sucking my dick? - What? No!"
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- What? - Let's make a sex tape.
"- What? - Let's make a sex tape."
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Stop.
"Stop."
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- What? Get out of here. - Come on. I won't tell anyone.
"- What? Get out of here. - Come on. I won't tell anyone."
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- It's not that big of a deal. - Yes, it is. I don't wanna do this.
"- It's not that big of a deal. - Yes, it is. I don't wanna do this."
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And she almost always said yes.
"And she almost always said yes."
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Even though it didn't always make her feel good.
"Even though it didn't always make her feel good."
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And she knew that most guys, after she broke up with them,
"And she knew that most guys, after she broke up with them,"
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would always share those photos or videos.
"would always share those photos or videos."
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The first time she found out, she had a panic attack,
"The first time she found out, she had a panic attack,"
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and wanted to swallow a whole bottle of Tylenol.
"and wanted to swallow a whole bottle of Tylenol."
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But she didn't. Because, I mean,
"But she didn't. Because, I mean,"
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what's the worst thing anybody could say to her?
"what's the worst thing anybody could say to her?"
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That she gave a blowjob to a guy who didn't deserve it?
"That she gave a blowjob to a guy who didn't deserve it?"
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And she figured by the time she was out of college and looking for a job,
"And she figured by the time she was out of college and looking for a job,"
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99 percent of the population would have leaked nudes, anyway.
"99 percent of the population would have leaked nudes, anyway."
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And then, at the beginning of the year, she met McKay.
"And then, at the beginning of the year, she met McKay."
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And fell in love with him.
"And fell in love with him."
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And he fell in love with her.
"And he fell in love with her."
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And even though things weren't perfect, he loved her for who she was.
"And even though things weren't perfect, he loved her for who she was."
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I mean, they weren't big ones.
"I mean, they weren't big ones."
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They weren't the kind of things you couldn't come back from.
"They weren't the kind of things you couldn't come back from."
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Previously on love island...
"Previously on love island..."
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Grab the amazing-ness that you have with Josh by the balls.
"Grab the amazing-ness that you have with Josh by the balls."
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People are always telling me about great TV shows.
"People are always telling me about great TV shows."
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How I just have to watch this show. But the truth is, I don't want good TV.
"How I just have to watch this show. But the truth is, I don't want good TV."
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I don't want a novel, or some slow burn, or anything that feels like work.
"I don't want a novel, or some slow burn, or anything that feels like work."
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That's why I love reality TV.
"That's why I love reality TV."
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It's funny, it's dramatic, and I can focus on it.
"It's funny, it's dramatic, and I can focus on it."
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It's pure, effortless entertainment.
"It's pure, effortless entertainment."
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Romance hits the rocks.
"Romance hits the rocks."
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She doesn't talk to me, she doesn't acknowledge me.
"She doesn't talk to me, she doesn't acknowledge me."
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I want to lay down one moment and then look around the next
"I want to lay down one moment and then look around the next"
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and realize I have watched 22 straight hours of love island
"and realize I have watched 22 straight hours of love island"
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over a two-day period and yearn for more.
"over a two-day period and yearn for more."
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Some people may find that depressing. I don't.
"Some people may find that depressing. I don't."
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It is, however, a good way to measure depression.
"It is, however, a good way to measure depression."
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Because when reality TV begins to feel like work,
"Because when reality TV begins to feel like work,"
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like, final season of mad men work, you know you're depressed.
"like, final season of mad men work, you know you're depressed."
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Like, haven't got out of bed to pee in 24 hours depressed.
"Like, haven't got out of bed to pee in 24 hours depressed."
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- Do I look different to you? - You look fine to me.
"- Do I look different to you? - You look fine to me."
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