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Clips from Euphoria - Trying to Get to Heaven Before They Close the Door (S02E02)

Mini-Series 2018 –2016 Season 2, Episode 1 ★ 4.6/10 (436 ratings) 820 clips
Comedy Animation Adult

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Fezco's grandma was a motherfuckin' G.
"Fezco's grandma was a motherfuckin' G."
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♪ You know I can be found ♪
"♪ You know I can be found ♪"
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♪ I'm sittin' home all alone ♪
"♪ I'm sittin' home all alone ♪"
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♪ If you can't come around ♪
"♪ If you can't come around ♪"
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♪ At least on the telephone ♪
"♪ At least on the telephone ♪"
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♪ Don't be cruel ♪
"♪ Don't be cruel ♪"
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Damn.
"Damn."
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♪ To a heart that's true ♪
"♪ To a heart that's true ♪"
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♪ Baby, if I made ya mad ♪
"♪ Baby, if I made ya mad ♪"
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♪ For somethin' that I might have said ♪
"♪ For somethin' that I might have said ♪"
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Hey, fuckface!
"Hey, fuckface!"
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What the fuck? You crazy...
"What the fuck? You crazy..."
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♪ For our future looks bright ahead ♪
"♪ For our future looks bright ahead ♪"
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♪ Don't be cruel ♪
"♪ Don't be cruel ♪"
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♪ To a heart that's true ♪
"♪ To a heart that's true ♪"
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♪ Don't want no other love ♪
"♪ Don't want no other love ♪"
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Hey.
"Hey."
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♪ Baby, it's just you... ♪
"♪ Baby, it's just you... ♪"
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I just spoke to your daddy.
"I just spoke to your daddy."
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You're gonna come live with grandma now.
"You're gonna come live with grandma now."
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Okay?
"Okay?"
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♪ Don't be cruel ♪
"♪ Don't be cruel ♪"
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♪ To a heart that's true ♪
"♪ To a heart that's true ♪"
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♪ Don't be cruel ♪
"♪ Don't be cruel ♪"
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♪ To a heart that's true ♪
"♪ To a heart that's true ♪"
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And even though she wasn't, like, the best guardian...
"And even though she wasn't, like, the best guardian..."
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She taught him everything he knew about life.
"She taught him everything he knew about life."
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Bag that shit up. Put it in your fuckin' tighty-whities.
"Bag that shit up. Put it in your fuckin' tighty-whities."
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Cops ain't gonna pat down a fuckin' 10-year-old.
"Cops ain't gonna pat down a fuckin' 10-year-old."
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They don't wanna be fuckin' accused of bein'
"They don't wanna be fuckin' accused of bein'"
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fuckin' pederasts. You know what I'm sayin'?
"fuckin' pederasts. You know what I'm sayin'?"
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He didn't really know much about his mom.
"He didn't really know much about his mom."
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His grandma never really liked to talk about her,
"His grandma never really liked to talk about her,"
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except to occasionally say...
"except to occasionally say..."
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Your mom had a pure heart.
"Your mom had a pure heart."
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But your daddy always took advantage of that.
"But your daddy always took advantage of that."
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Let me tell you somethin' snowflake,
"Let me tell you somethin' snowflake,"
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there's a short supply of kindness in this world.
"there's a short supply of kindness in this world."
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People sniff it out...
"People sniff it out..."
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and they swoop right the fuck in.
"and they swoop right the fuck in."
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Don't ever fall in love.
"Don't ever fall in love."
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It's the one instinct... you can't trust.
"It's the one instinct... you can't trust."
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Fezco liked that she didn't treat him like a kid.
"Fezco liked that she didn't treat him like a kid."
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All right, today we're gonna learn about weight and volume.
"All right, today we're gonna learn about weight and volume."
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He went to school,
"He went to school,"
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and when he paid attention, he did well.
"and when he paid attention, he did well."
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There's 28.5 grams in an ounce.
"There's 28.5 grams in an ounce."
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- How many ounces in a pound? - Sixteen.
"- How many ounces in a pound? - Sixteen."
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Especially in math.
"Especially in math."
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And then one day, he came home from school.
"And then one day, he came home from school."
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Fuckin' day I've fuckin' had.
"Fuckin' day I've fuckin' had."
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He didn't know who the baby was.
"He didn't know who the baby was."
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What's up?
"What's up?"
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But so much always happened so fast
"But so much always happened so fast"
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he decided it was better not to ask questions.
"he decided it was better not to ask questions."
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You remember the white cracker with the fuckin' bowl-cut?
"You remember the white cracker with the fuckin' bowl-cut?"
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Who the fuck brings a kid to a drug deal?
"Who the fuck brings a kid to a drug deal?"
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He ain't a kid, asshole. He's my partner.
"He ain't a kid, asshole. He's my partner."
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That fuckin' bowl-cut cocksucka!
"That fuckin' bowl-cut cocksucka!"
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Sold me 10 grand of fuckin' Bayer Aspirin.
"Sold me 10 grand of fuckin' Bayer Aspirin."
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Fucked us both up the ass, snowflake.
"Fucked us both up the ass, snowflake."
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Look at him. He's a cute little bastard.
"Look at him. He's a cute little bastard."
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Sad story, though. Some cunt mother gave him to me as collateral.
"Sad story, though. Some cunt mother gave him to me as collateral."
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He's ours till 10 PM.
"He's ours till 10 PM."
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Hey, can I get the, uh, pop off?
"Hey, can I get the, uh, pop off?"
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Call me when his mama gets here.
"Call me when his mama gets here."
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The baby was really cute, but no matter what he did,
"The baby was really cute, but no matter what he did,"
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he couldn't get him to stop crying.
"he couldn't get him to stop crying."
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He probably just missed his mom.
"He probably just missed his mom."
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She never came back to pick him up.
"She never came back to pick him up."
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My nephew, your uncle, Carl,
"My nephew, your uncle, Carl,"
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he ends up eatin' so much fuckin' McDonald's,
"he ends up eatin' so much fuckin' McDonald's,"
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he gives himself diabetes, right?
"he gives himself diabetes, right?"
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Next thing you know, they're chopping off his fuckin' feet, right?
"Next thing you know, they're chopping off his fuckin' feet, right?"
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Three years later, he fuckin' drops dead.
"Three years later, he fuckin' drops dead."
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Do I call the fuckin' cops, and say,
"Do I call the fuckin' cops, and say,"
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"Oh, you gotta fuckin' arrest Ronald fuckin' McDonald?"
""Oh, you gotta fuckin' arrest Ronald fuckin' McDonald?""
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- I don't know. - No, I don't fuckin' call.
"- I don't know. - No, I don't fuckin' call."
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'Cause it's fuckin' Uncle Carl's fault.
"'Cause it's fuckin' Uncle Carl's fault."
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Nobody told him to fuckin' eat McDonald's
"Nobody told him to fuckin' eat McDonald's"
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for fuckin' breakfast, lunch and dinner.
"for fuckin' breakfast, lunch and dinner."
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You understand? Watch this fuckin' kid.
"You understand? Watch this fuckin' kid."
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Come on. Get the baby. Oh, what the fuck are you doin'?
"Come on. Get the baby. Oh, what the fuck are you doin'?"
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Come here. Let me get... Let me take it.
"Come here. Let me get... Let me take it."
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No, no, no. Get it. Yeah. This fuckin' kid.
"No, no, no. Get it. Yeah. This fuckin' kid."
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He's eatin' fuckin' cigarettes.
"He's eatin' fuckin' cigarettes."
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Now, you're fuckin' one of us, right?
"Now, you're fuckin' one of us, right?"
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What are you, a little fuckin' ashtray?
"What are you, a little fuckin' ashtray?"
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Fuckin' livin' your best life in the fuckin' jacuzzi here.
"Fuckin' livin' your best life in the fuckin' jacuzzi here."
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Fezco knew that his grandma wasn't normal,
"Fezco knew that his grandma wasn't normal,"
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and did things that maybe other parents wouldn't do.
"and did things that maybe other parents wouldn't do."
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But they were a family.
"But they were a family."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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♪ I want action tonight... ♪
"♪ I want action tonight... ♪"
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What? He's at the Family Donut right now?
"What? He's at the Family Donut right now?"
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His grandma also taught him that,
"His grandma also taught him that,"
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despite what they teach ya in school,
"despite what they teach ya in school,"
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violence is sometimes the best possible way to solve a problem.
"violence is sometimes the best possible way to solve a problem."
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I spy with my little eye... cracker with a bowl-cut.
"I spy with my little eye... cracker with a bowl-cut."
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Fez doesn't know why he did what he did,
"Fez doesn't know why he did what he did,"
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but he did it anyway.
"but he did it anyway."
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Muthafucka! Eat fuckin' shit!
"Muthafucka! Eat fuckin' shit!"
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Grandma! Grandma!
"Grandma! Grandma!"
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You fuckin' take my money? You scumbag!
"You fuckin' take my money? You scumbag!"
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Muthafucka! Piece of shit!
"Muthafucka! Piece of shit!"
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That was his first dark spot.
"That was his first dark spot."
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He didn't really remember anything for at least two months.
"He didn't really remember anything for at least two months."
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Just an occasional image, and an overwhelming fear
"Just an occasional image, and an overwhelming fear"
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about who was gonna take care of Ashtray.
"about who was gonna take care of Ashtray."
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I don't feel too good. I'm gonna go lie down.
"I don't feel too good. I'm gonna go lie down."
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He never really blamed his grandma.
"He never really blamed his grandma."
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She never really apologized for it.
"She never really apologized for it."
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But he knew she felt bad.
"But he knew she felt bad."
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He found this grandma on the floor of the bathroom.
"He found this grandma on the floor of the bathroom."
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Fez didn't wanna call 911 for obvious reasons,
"Fez didn't wanna call 911 for obvious reasons,"
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so he decided to drive her car to the hospital, which took forever.
"so he decided to drive her car to the hospital, which took forever."
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It was definitely a mistake. The doctor even said it.
"It was definitely a mistake. The doctor even said it."
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- Is she going to be okay? - Every second counts.
"- Is she going to be okay? - Every second counts."
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The next thing he knew...
"The next thing he knew..."
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he had a business to run.
"he had a business to run."
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