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Clips from Central Park - Central Dark (S02E02)

"But you'd tell me if you were."
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"No, Owen, I wouldn't. Because the point of the game,"
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"if you're the witch, is to lie your way to victory to achieve your darker purpose."
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"I like saying that. It sounds cool."
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"- So, are you the witch? - I am not the witch."
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"Okay, Cole, your turn. This is fun, right?"
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"I like it. Okay, my name is Putnam Virtue, gentleman farmer."
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"I draw a few cards, and my question is: Mom, are you the witch?"
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"What? He just asked me that. No."
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"I think she might be the witch."
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"Mom, have you been cavorting with a black goat in the woods?"
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"An evil black goat?"
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"No, and you haven't drawn a question card."
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"My name is Goody Ruth Piousbottom, and I make fine quilts and weavings."
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"How come you all think I'm the witch?"
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"- Well... - It's just--"
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"- What? - You lie the easiest out of all of us."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Don't get mad. Not in a bad way. Just, you know, little white lies."
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"- Name literally one time I've ever lied. - Um..."
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"We'd love to come to your destination wedding, but the kids,"
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"um, don't have winter break this year. I know! I know!"
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"I think it looks great on you, honey."
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"First we got married, and then we had you."
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"Well, I didn't know you all think I'm a pants-on-fire liar."
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"We don't think you're a liar. We just think you're a witch."
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"- Because you're a liar. - So what's happening?"
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"Are all three of you making a formal accusation against me?"
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"If you're wrong, according to the rules, you lose."
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"I mean, it seems like the logical thing to do."
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"Okay, but before you do, may I point out"
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"that Cole's eye has been twitching nonstop since we started this game."
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"So what? I'm tired. I only got ten hours last night."
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"That's a tell."
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"You were awfully quick to turn on Mom, twitchy the witchy."
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"Lies! The only witch I wanna be is Stevie Nicks."
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"Okay, maybe we should all try calming down."
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"What happened to cozy family blackout night?"
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"Sounds like something a witch might say to deflect suspicion."
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"- I'm not the witch. - I'm freaking out."
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"The lies will drown this family."
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"No! We're the best family ever, remember? And we're having fun. Say it!"
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"- [whimpers] We're having fun. - Good."
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"[Bitsy] There it is. Ferry-land. We're gonna make a deal with the captain."
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"You mean buy a ticket to get on the ferry?"
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"You sound so poor when you say that."
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"Here we are, down on the docks. How about a forklift?"
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"- Portergrave! - I'm one step ahead of you, Bitsy."
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"- Fork it over. - Too much with the fork stuff."
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"I knew you'd be here."
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"Mother always told me if there's trouble, head for the water."
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"Also never wear denim after 6:00 p.m."
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"Back off! Those plans are mine."
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"Not if I get them first!"
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"Helen, block them! Good luck getting around this."
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"[groans] My beautiful ankle. Helen, help!"
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"I could've done so many other things with my life."
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"- Grab the briefcase. - All right."
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"- Left! No, right! - [grunts]"
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"- Stop pulling my hair. - It's a good system."
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"Don't worry, Bitsy. After I buy the Brandenham, I'll knock it down."
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"Turn it into an improv comedy school or whatever those dumb kids like."
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"- No! I'm pulling but it's not working. - [Helen grunting]"
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"Yeah, I'm taking over. [grunts]"
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"- No! - [gasps]"
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"No! Where'd she go? I can't see."
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"Yeah, it's a blackout, you idiot."
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"Well, let's get down there. Search the waters. Find her!"
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"Well, you're welcome. For saving your life in a pretty cool way actually."
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"Holding onto the edge of the railing, then swinging us into here."
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"Oh, what do you want, a medal? What is this place?"
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"We used to jump down here when I was a kid."
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"Glad the foam finger factory is still in business."
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"Still number one. We don't have much time before they find us. Can you walk?"
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"- I think so. - [bones crack]"
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"- That's normal. Happens every time. - Oh, I know."
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"- [crack] - But that's bad."
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"Okay, climb on. I know a way back to Manhattan."
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"There's a utility walkway next to the Lincoln Tunnel,"
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"or at least there used to be. Was an old dock worker shortcut."
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"- How do you know about it? - My mother was a dock worker."
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"- I get it. You're poor. - You wanna get home?"
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"- No, I want to hear more about your past. - [grunts]"
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"[Helen] Please, dear God, let the damn tunnel be open."
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"[metal clangs]"
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"We don't have to finish playing this game."
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"Yes, we do."
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"And that sounds like something the witch might say"
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"- if she was afraid we were on to her. - I'm not the witch!"
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"I wish we could've just watched Gina Tracker, FBI."
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"Maybe we should stop. Can we move to a place with TV?"
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"- Interesting. - What?"
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"I hadn't seen it before, but now it's so obvious. You're the witch."
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"- I'm not the witch. - Oh, no?"
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"Consider how easily you lied to Mother and Father this evening."
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"- I didn't lie. - Didn't you, Sister?"
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"- About Brendan and the concert? - Wait, what were you lying about?"
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"Molly neglected to tell you"
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"that it's not just her and Brendan going to the concert."
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"They're going with Clarissa and Ronnie."
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"Clarissa and Ronnie who got caught with tequila at the dance?"
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"- That Clarissa and Ronnie? - That Clarissa and Ronnie."
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"- You rat. - Is that true, Molly?"
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"Is this a double date with criminals?"
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"Okay, it's a double date, and yes,"
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"Clarissa and Ronnie made some bad choices at the dance,"
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"but that's not what Brendan and I are gonna do."
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"Brendan doesn't even like tequila. He's a scotch man."
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"I'm kidding. I'm kidding!"
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"We're not cool with Cla-Ronnie."
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"They were just the ones with the tickets to the show."
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"- You should've told us. - We wanna trust you."
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"I told you. Classic witch behavior."
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"- [gasps] You're right. - Yeah, good point."
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"I'm not the witch!"
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"- [Owen] Uh... - I'm not!"
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"We'll see about that."
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"♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme Reasons it's not you ♪"
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"♪ Who among us went And chose the witch way? ♪"
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"♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me What you say is true ♪"
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