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Clips from Central Park - Central Dark (S02E02)

"♪ We gotta point the finger soon But which way? ♪"
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"♪ I just wanted to see a show ♪"
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"♪ You lied and tried to Get something by us ♪"
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"♪ I was gonna tell you though ♪"
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"♪ Instead your actions were impious ♪"
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"♪ See, all of them now at odds ♪"
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"♪ Our Puritans must do What they must doth ♪"
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"[shouts] ♪ What was that? Oh, my God ♪"
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"♪ Bat, moth, bat, moth Bat, moth, bat, moth ♪"
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"♪ Here comes Porty As he swings his forksies wide ♪"
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"♪ Gotta poke her, smoke her out But tell me which way? ♪"
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"♪ I'm a demon hotelier So, Bitsy, run and hide ♪"
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"♪ Look behind ya, gonna find ya But which way? ♪"
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"♪ Head to the tunnel outta Jersey ♪"
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"♪ Or you're dead Better do it in a hurry, scurry! ♪"
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"♪ I know I'm lookin' older ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause of time And this lady on my shoulder, hold her ♪"
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"♪ And there's no light in any sight To show 'em which way ♪"
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"♪ But I'm in luck where I grew up So I know which way ♪"
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"♪ Give it up Give it up for New Jersey ♪"
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"[chorus] ♪ Jersey New Jersey ♪"
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"[family] ♪ Gather ye, gather ye Neath the full-grown moon ♪"
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"♪ Get ye naked 'cause, baby, That's the witch way ♪"
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"♪ Moon the moon Underneath the full-grown moon ♪"
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"♪ Time to dote on a goat It's the witch way ♪"
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"♪ Microwave, you had such a good life ♪"
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"♪ Oh, microwave, can I call you Mike? ♪"
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"♪ You seem like a Mike to me ♪"
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"♪ I'm sad to see you go ♪"
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"♪ I hope you got to say goodbye ♪"
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"♪ To all of your friends ♪"
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"[all] ♪ Wow, this night got dark so fast ♪"
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"♪ In the blackout, watch your back And find a way back out ♪"
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"♪ Intuition shows you Which one and which way ♪"
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"♪ Take a right, go toward the light The end is now in sight ♪"
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"♪ Bet Gina Tracker, FBI Would know which way ♪"
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"♪ Gina Tracker Wanna watch Gina Tracker ♪"
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"♪ Point me which way ♪"
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"♪ Which way to the light ♪"
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"[chorus] ♪ Make amends The tunnel ends ♪"
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"♪ And you will find your light ♪"
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"Oh, thank God, we're back. Helen, kiss the ground."
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"- No. - High-five it then."
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"[Molly] We're nowhere closer to figuring out who the witch is,"
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"but I feel like we can all agree that I can still go to the concert, right?"
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"- You didn't tell us the whole truth. - So, no."
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"This family isn't the best family."
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"It's just okay most of the time. But not right now."
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"Sew that on a pillow."
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"[Bitsy] There she is, the most beautiful penis in New York."
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"I-- [pants] I told you I'd-- I'd get us home."
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"Boy, are you out of shape. Embarrassing."
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"[panting]"
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"- Sneak attack. - Oh, crap."
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"I followed you. Isn't this fun?"
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"You're too late, Portergrave."
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"Go back to Brooklyn and have a craft beer with a professional clown,"
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"or whatever it is you people do over there."
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"I think you're forgetting one thing."
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"Give me the plans or I'll use these on her."
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"What's it gonna be, Bitsy? The plans or your best friend gets it."
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"Don't make me fondue it."
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"Best friend? [chuckles]"
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"That's a good one. Best friend. You know what?"
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"Just go ahead and fork me. Let's get this over with."
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"Wait! Don't do it."
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"- Really? - I'm coming out."
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"Just take it, Fartergrave."
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"Ha! I'm the king of the night."
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"Bitsy, you didn't have to do that."
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"I've been stabbed with forks before. It's not that bad. By you, actually."
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"Eh, don't worry. I still have the plans. The old switcheroo. [laughs]"
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"Oh, good for you. You didn't do a nice thing."
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"Let's go. I need to take a bath and wash the Weehawken off of me."
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"Don't you want to know what was in the briefcase?"
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"- No. - I pooped in it. No rules in a blackout."
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"- And it felt good. Portergrave was right. - When did you do that?"
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"What? Do you want me to take you through my process?"
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"Just don't mess with Bitsy Brandenham."
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"[electricity surges]"
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"Oh, no. What have I done?"
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"Oh, thank goodness."
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"- Can we be done playing this? - Definitely. We're never playing it again."
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"- But I wanna know who was the witch. - I kinda wanna know too."
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"I want you all to know I was telling the truth about this game,"
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"and that you're all bad people for not believing me."
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"Oh, no, no. I say shuffle your cards back into the deck,"
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"and then we'll never have to find out who in our family is a filthy, filthy liar."
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"[sighs] I know you're right, but I have to know."
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"Everyone, turn your Alignment cards over on three."
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"- One, two, three. - [Owen] No, no, no! [sighs] Fine."
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"Wait, so none of us was the witch? I don't understand."
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"I don't either."
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"I understand."
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"[Owen] The witch card."
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"It must have fallen out of the deck, and we didn't see it 'cause it was dark."
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"- 'Cause of the blackout. - I told you it wasn't me."
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"- I told you it wasn't me. - I told all of you witches it wasn't me."
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"I told you too. Though not as loudly or aggressively as the rest of you."
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"Great. Well, fun family-bonding night. Let's never do it again."
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"Molly, wait. I'm sorry I ratted you out."
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"It was just the heat of the moment. I thought you were a witch."
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"[sighs] I'm sorry too. That you ratted on me. No, it's okay."
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"I should've told you guys about the double date."
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"I just didn't wanna give you a reason to say no."
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"She can go, right, Paige?"
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"It's not like she's responsible for those felons Clarissa and Ronnie."
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"But if they show up with so much as an expired apple juice,"
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"I will burn them at the stake."
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"[announcer] Now a very special encore presentation of Gina Tracker, FBI."
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"Gina Tracker, FBI!"
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"Ah, best family night ever."
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"I mean, it definitely wasn't."
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"Gina Tracker is gonna make everything better."
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"- She always does. - I hate her new haircut."
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"- Should we turn it off? - No, it's fine. It'll grow out."
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"[woman] ♪ In the dark, nobody knows your name ♪"
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"♪ In the dark, everything is fair game ♪"
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"♪ In the dark, nobody knows your face ♪"
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"♪ In the dark You're in a state of grace ♪"
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