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Clips from Central Park - Central Dark (S02E02)

"♪ Come into the darkness Yeah! ♪"
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"♪ We could all die tonight Or maybe we'll live ♪"
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"♪ We should all run and hide Or maybe we just stay in ♪"
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"[Birdie] Ow. I can't see."
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"[Portergrave] Looks like we're not going anywhere."
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"We're trapped in New Jersey."
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"Oh, crap. This is your fault."
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"Yep. Sorry. Must have plugged in too many things."
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"At least I have the infrastructure plans, so it doesn't really matter where I am."
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"I'm just always that hot lady who's gonna make so much money."
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"Oh, my sweet, sweet plans. No one can have you but me. [kissing]"
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"What are you all looking at?"
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"Um, I think we should go."
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"Why? Stay here where it's safe. In the dark."
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"There's nothing to be afraid of just because there are no rules"
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"in a tri-state blackout."
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"You know, during the blackout of '77, I did some terrible things."
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"I pooped in a garbage can. No one cared. And you know what else?"
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"I liked it. It felt right."
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"Very interesting, Portergrave."
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"I hope you find somewhere interesting to poop this time. But if you'll excuse us--"
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"You were a fool to bring those plans with you, Bitsy."
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"I-- Uh, I didn't. I brought fakes. I'm not an idiot."
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"- You're lying. - I'm not."
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"I'll prove it to you. I'm going to tear them up right now."
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"- You're not doing it. - Well, not right now."
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"I was gonna save it as a treat for when I get home."
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"Let's get out of here. Where the hell's Jarvis?"
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"Don't know. Probably stuck in all this traffic."
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"- Give! - [Bitsy grunting]"
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"How come you get to mug Bitsy? I wanna mug Bitsy."
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"Helen, get us out of here."
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"How? I don't have a car."
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"Carry me. Put those long, stringy arms to use for once."
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"- [groans] Up you go. - [grunts]"
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"[Portergrave] Bitsy, don't go."
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"Come out and play."
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"So, without their beloved Gina Tracker, FBI, the family is--"
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"[grunts] Damn it. Not you too. Oh, good. [yells] Eight bats!"
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"[Elwood] I just want you to know the power's out in the park."
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"Yeah. I know it's out in the park. It's out everywhere."
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"I changed all the lightbulbs. Still nothing."
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"[Owen] Yeah, it's a blackout, Elwood."
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"[Elwood] Well, then I'm just gonna microwave some food"
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"and hang out in the office."
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"- No. Elwood-- - Strike that, boss."
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"The microwave doesn't work. What a night. What are the odds?"
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"All right, call me if you need me."
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"Maybe I'll kill some time, watch Gina Tracker, FBI."
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"Bye, Elwood."
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"You want me to bring this microwave to the dumpster?"
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"No, don't do that."
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"I'm throwing away this computer too. Totally dead."
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"- No, don't do that. - They're all dead, boss."
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"I'll check in with you later. Don't throw anything away!"
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"[Bitsy pants]"
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"If they get us,"
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"I think you should be prepared to sacrifice your body like we agreed upon."
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"- Never agreed to that. - Unspoken agreement."
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"- [Portergrave] Bitsy, where are you? - [gasps]"
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"[shushes] They're close. We should hide."
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"Hide? We're in the middle of the street. Where can we hide?"
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"All I want are the city plans, and I'll let you go. I promise."
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"You can trust me. What, these fondue forks?"
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"Just something I use to find my way through the city."
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"They're my feeling forks."
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"Ugh, this whole place stinks."
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"- I mean, we're in a dumpster. - You're in a dumpster."
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"Come on. [grunts]"
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"[Bitsy strains, grunts]"
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"Hey, I know we're all disappointed about Gina Tracker, FBI,"
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"but I have an idea for how to make this fun."
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"Let's play a game. And I've got just the thing."
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"I picked it up at the thrift store for a rainy day."
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"This is more like an inky blackness."
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"Still works. Salem Witch Hunt!"
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"- [Molly] That's creepy, Mom. - Life is creepy, honey."
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"And cozy. Creepy cozy."
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"How do you play? Are there rules? I wanna hear the rules."
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"- Let's go through the rules. - Someone loves rules."
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"[Paige] "In the quaint village of Prudence, Massachusetts, evil is afoot."
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"While most of the townsfolk are god-fearing Puritans,"
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"one among you is a witch."
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"The Puritans win if they can identify the witch and put her to the torch,"
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"and the witch wins if she can achieve her darker purpose.""
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"See, I told you this was gonna be fun."
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"Kind of making light of a horrible period in American history."
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"True, true, but in a way that's appropriate for ages seven and up."
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"Yeah, Dad. Way to kill the fun. Let's burn some crones."
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"Best family ever!"
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"[Helen] I think we lost 'em."
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"I can't believe you grew up here. Did you lose a bet or something?"
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"It's really not that bad. It's just dark."
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"We have to get back to the Brandenham. And I know how."
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"The docks. We'll charter a ferry."
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"Everyone knows that in times of trouble, the rich can always take to the water."
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"Nothing bad has ever happened to a rich person on the water."
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"Um, the Titanic?"
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"All right, history nerd. One time."
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"- Natalie Wood. - Oh, enough."
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"You know, there was a shortcut we used to take to the river."
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"We just have to jump a fence. Might be quicker."
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"Save it for your podcast about boring things."
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"The sign says waterfront this way. Let's go."
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"Look, there's the water. See? It's right there."
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"What, are you calling that sign a liar?"
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"- We're listening to the sign. - [sighs]"
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"Okay. The Persona cards have been distributed."
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"That will tell you your character."
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"Now I distribute the Alignment cards."
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"Three of us will be pure Puritans, one of us is the wicked witch."
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"Everyone glance at your cards."
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"Now we begin. Owen goes first."
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"If I'm understanding the rules right, I draw one Chastity card"
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"and one Righteousness card, which I can then play"
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"to ask a yes-or-no question, so I'll do that."
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"My question is: Paige, are you the witch?"
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"Really getting to the heart of it? No, I'm not the witch."
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"But you could be lying."
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"Exactly. I could be a witchy woman, and you wouldn't know."
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