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Clips from Central Park - Central Dark (S02E02)

"No chaperone? Interesting. Interesting."
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"Casual dad over here, casually processing."
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"It's just the two of us having a good time"
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"with a couple thousand other people in a well-lit arena."
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"Just listening to music, applauding at the appropriate moments,"
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"perhaps drinking a soda pop."
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"[announcer] Previously on Gina Tracker, FBI."
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"Uh, uh. I don't know."
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"- We trust you. But, uh-- - We'll think about it, okay?"
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"Is it because of the soda pop? I can have water."
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"Total silence starting this instant."
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"Damn it, Tracker. It's no use. The track's gone cold."
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"I've never seen a cold trail."
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"Except for that time in Glacier National Park in January."
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"Because of the snow, which is cold."
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"How cute are they, watching their little show together?"
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"Too bad they're not gonna get to finish it."
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"Have I shocked you? Well, let's just say you'll see."
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"Or should I say, "You won't see"?"
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"That will feel very clever later when you know what's going on. Until then--"
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"Oh! Tracker got a haircut!"
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"The Tri-State Hoteliers Association Conference, ugh."
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"You could power a rocket with how much I hate these people."
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"- There's Leslie Portergrave. - [gulps] Mmm."
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"- [Bitsy] Dory Sterling. - Buy it. Buy it now."
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"Bury it. Bury it now."
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"And there's Marriott J. Courtyard. Bunch of rich, greedy twerps."
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"And what's the deal with these centerpieces?"
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"Are they little overflowing toilets?"
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"[Helen] I believe those are chocolate fondue fountains."
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"No, they're toilets."
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"They really decided to have the hotelier conference"
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"at the worst hotel in the world."
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"It's old, crusty and smells like farts."
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"Hmm. Doesn't remind me of anybody."
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"Oh, great. Here comes Portergrave."
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"Bitsy, have you gotten smaller? They say that happens before you die."
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"I see you're desperately trying to pretend you're young"
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"because you have a hotel in Brooklyn,"
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"which is suddenly cool for some stupid reason."
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"Probably because it's so lame."
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"Are you up to your ass in summer scarves?"
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"Your jokes are as tired and played out as Manhattan."
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"As if people still go there. What is this, 1995? [chuckles]"
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"You look like a corpse buried in his grandson's clothing."
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"I'm just trying to stay in touch with the youth culture."
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"- Tell your face. - [chuckles] Same old Bitsy."
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"Oh, we'll see about that."
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"[emcee] And now to deliver tonight's keynote address, Bitsy Brandenham."
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"Thank you, thank you. What an honor it is..."
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"[clears throat] ...for you to have me here."
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"Year after year, I drag myself to this ridiculous conference"
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"and suffer through it."
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"But now it's time for some truth. Your hotels suck."
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"Leslie Portergrave, your hotel is only 30 stories tall. Pathetic."
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"Dory Sterling, your hotel looks like a weird penis."
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"My hotel looks like a good penis. [chuckles]"
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"But seriously, folks, I'm actually glad you're all gathered in one place."
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"I know what you people say about the Brandenham."
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"That it's old-fashioned, uncool, drafty, moldy, smells like goulash."
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"Well, today I'm going to show you exactly who's got the beef."
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"I've obtained the city's top-secret infrastructure projects."
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"With these plans, I'll be able to buy up cheap real estate"
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"that soon won't be cheap real estate, 'cause it'll be superhot real estate."
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"It's the skeleton key to the best investments over the next ten years."
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"- Wanna see? There you go. Too fast? - [audience murmurs]"
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"Here, take another look. Oh, too quick, didn't see it?"
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"So sad. So much money at stake."
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"As I may have mentioned in my opening remarks,"
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"your hotel sucks, your hotel sucks and your hotel sucks."
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"Your hotel's pretty good. Just kidding. It sucks!"
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"- Tracker, what took you so long? - I had to change into a fresh tracksuit."
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"[Owen] Wow. Running. I did not see that coming."
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"- [Tracker panting] - I love this show. I love this show!"
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"I've never read Shakespeare, but I'm assuming this is slightly higher quality."
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"Do you think she'll track him down? Or do you think he'll get away?"
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"I mean, she usually does, but maybe this is the week she doesn't."
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"And where is she running? I don't know! I don't know!"
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"Look at us. Loving TV together."
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"Does any other family love TV together?"
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"Are we possibly the best family ever, having the best night ever?"
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"♪ Family means togetherne-- ♪"
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"- [electricity zaps] - [chattering]"
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"Your hotel doesn't just suck, it super sucks."
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"- [crowd mutters] - Hmm!"
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"What happened? Did I scorch everyone too hard and we blew a fuse?"
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"- [Owen] Oh, no. - Mom, make TV come back."
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"I can't. Maybe I can. TV, on! Nope, didn't work."
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"If I don't find out what happened to Tracker, I'll die."
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"Me too, son. [sighs] Me too."
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"Remember when I said you wouldn't see it? Pretty clever, huh?"
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"[yells] Moth! Or baby bat! Is it a moth or baby bat?"
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"I think it's a blackout."
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"Too bad. I still had ten minutes of material left."
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"I think they got the gist. Everyone in this room hates your guts."
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"You're just being nice."
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"Come on. We're done here. Let's get the hell out of Weehawken."
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"That's right. This is a New York City blackout."
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"And you know what that means? Things can get a little dark."
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"Are you scared? You should be. I mean, I'm not."
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"Oh, my God, bats! Or moths! I can't tell! It's too dark!"
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"[rock music playing]"
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"♪ Come into the darkness Follow me ♪"
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"♪ Right in front of your face You can't see a thing ♪"
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"♪ Blinded by the darkness Your head starts to spin ♪"
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"♪ Was that a murdery guy? Or was it just the wind? ♪"
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"♪ Wait. What was that? What in the hell was that? ♪"
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"♪ You have no choice If you want to survive, follow us ♪"
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"♪ All the lights are out Come into the darkness! ♪"
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ We could all die tonight Or maybe we'll live ♪"
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"♪ We should all run and hide Or maybe we just stay in ♪"
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"♪ Deeper into the void We still can't see ♪"
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"♪ Society is breaking down What will we eat? ♪"
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"♪ Carl? Maybe we'll eat Carl ♪"
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"- [Carl] Wait, what? - ♪ I said maybe ♪"
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"- Dude. - ♪ Definitely eating Carl ♪"
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"♪ No schools, no banks Nowhere to charge your phone ♪"
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"♪ No movies, no gas Okay, maybe there's gas ♪"
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"♪ But there's still nowhere To charge your phone ♪"
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