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Clips from Home Sweet Hell

"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
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"♪ If I ask a simple question Do you promise to be true? ♪"
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"♪ Can you swear to me you'll listen As I whisper this to you? ♪"
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"♪ How much do you love me? How much do you care? ♪"
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"♪ Spare me no details, my sweet My little cuddle-bear ♪"
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"♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"ALLISON: Come on, it's my turn."
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"ANDREW: It's my turn."
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"ALLISON: I don't care, you've had it forever. You're not playing fair!"
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"ANDREW: Don't be a sore loser."
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"If you cannot argue constructively, what will Mother do?"
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"Destroy our video games."
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"Andrew?"
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"And the gaming system."
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"Burn it while we watch."
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"That's right. Don't forget what happened to your Legos."
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"(♪♪♪)"
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"DON: Well, you get me somebody that's authorized to say yes"
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"or I'm gonna find another finance company."
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"And that's the truth."
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"I got a $3000 order. The numbers look good."
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"He's already pre-approved, plus we got everything in stock."
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"Great."
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"Hello."
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"(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)"
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"Is the manager here?"
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"That's the man."
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"Hello? Come in."
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"Um, can I help you?"
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"I'm here about the job posting on Craigslist."
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"Wonderful. "Energetic people person"
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"who is a well-oiled selling machine"
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"that wants to better civilization through the fine furniture of the world.""
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"Ah, I didn't write it. Heh, heh. But it is good."
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"Don Champagne. Dusty."
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"Hi, Dusty. Welcome to Champagne Furniture and Rugs."
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"Thank you."
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"Would you like to sit down?"
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"I would love to. Great."
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"Well..."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"So, what kind of jobs do you give? Had."
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"(BOTH CHUCKLING)"
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"Yeah, baby. She's the one, boss. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Well, uh, you know,"
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"I'll review all the applications tonight. We need this."
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"We don't need this."
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"Come on. You know my wife has Crohn's."
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"She cries all day. Violent bowel movements. It's horrific."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. But what's your point?"
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"Point? Eye candy. Eye candy."
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"We need something to look at during the day."
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"Something to take our minds off that suffering."
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"You should know better than anybody. All right."
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"Look at that."
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"All right, well, let me, uh... Okay."
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"(♪♪♪)"
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"Oh. Hi. Hello."
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"Did you find someone?"
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"Maybe."
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"What's his name?"
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"Dusty. Hm."
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"Not another Mexican, is it?"
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"You know what Daddy says, "Hire a Jew.""
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"All they do is make money."
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"Yes. I know..."
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"Uh, no. It's not a Mexican."
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"Speaking of my parents, they're gonna swing by here"
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"on their roadtrip for Andrew's birthday party."
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"So you're gonna need to work on the lawn."
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"What's wrong with the lawn?"
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"Oh, heh, heh. Daddy wouldn't approve of those hedges."
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"Well, it's not his lawn."
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"Well, he did help pay for the house, Don, so I guess that makes it partially his lawn."
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"Does he partially own the kids"
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"because he pitches in for their private school? Heh, heh."
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"He just wants what's best for them."
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"And I don't?"
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"Of course you do."
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"You're gonna dress like that and we're gonna review your goals?"
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"Our goals."
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"Now... Ahem."
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"We need this retreat in Florida."
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"A second store in Shady Springs."
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"And we need to move to the Wildwood Collection by next summer."
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"We're gonna achieve our goals, Don,"
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"because we have standards and strategy."
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"Now, focus. Ugh."
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"It's hard to stay focused when I've got this healthy erection."
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"Mm."
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"We will have sex on the 9th"
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"as scheduled."
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"Until then you can take care of yourself."
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"What if I just slide it between your butt cheeks?"
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"No penetration."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"We will have sex on the 9th, as scheduled."
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"And you need to work out."
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"You looked a little bloated in the last commercial."
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"(♪♪♪)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Love you. More than the moon and the stars?"
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"More than the moon and the stars."
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"One, two. One, two. One, two."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Cha-ching!"
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"What?"
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"Already? That's impressive. I don't think I've ever seen that..."
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"DUSTY: Mm."
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"Oh..."
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"They don't need to finance and they asked for rush delivery."
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"Whoa! So, what do they want?"
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"Mm. Just a chocolate La-Z-Boy recliner."
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"Hey, hey, hey! A sale is a sale."
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"Better to be lucky than good."
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"That's a great saying. There's no luck needed, though."
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"I was watching you out there. You're a natural."
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"Don't pop this inside."
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"I like it when you watch me."
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