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Clips from Home Sweet Hell

You do?

"You do?"

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(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

"(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)"

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(♪♪♪)

"(♪♪♪)"

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Who am I speaking with?

"Who am I speaking with?"

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Dagmarro? That's a nice name. What is that, Canadian? Heh-heh-heh.

"Dagmarro? That's a nice name. What is that, Canadian? Heh-heh-heh."

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This is Don Champagne of Champagne Furniture and Rugs.

"This is Don Champagne of Champagne Furniture and Rugs."

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We've got a little bit of a problem here.

"We've got a little bit of a problem here."

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I ordered an espresso Modernica in a pull-out

"I ordered an espresso Modernica in a pull-out"

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and you sent it to me in a sectional.

"and you sent it to me in a sectional."

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(♪♪♪)

"(♪♪♪)"

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(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

"(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)"

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MAN: (ON TV) He did it all and infinitely more.

"MAN: (ON TV) He did it all and infinitely more."

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And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father.

"And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father."

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Scrooge had no further dealings with ghosts,

"Scrooge had no further dealings with ghosts,"

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but it was always said he knew how to keep Christmas well,

"but it was always said he knew how to keep Christmas well,"

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if any man alive possessed the knowledge...

"if any man alive possessed the knowledge..."

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MURPHY: Jump in the shower and clean yourself up.

"MURPHY: Jump in the shower and clean yourself up."

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MAN: So as Tiny Tim observed,

"MAN: So as Tiny Tim observed,"

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"God bless us, everyone."

""God bless us, everyone.""

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CHOIR: ♪ The first Noel the angels did... ♪♪

"CHOIR: ♪ The first Noel the angels did... ♪♪"

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DON: Collector of the finer things in life?

"DON: Collector of the finer things in life?"

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Exclusive art? Italian leather?

"Exclusive art? Italian leather?"

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MURPHY: I'll leave your cut on the bed.

"MURPHY: I'll leave your cut on the bed."

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Handwoven rugs? Maybe even a rare floor lamp?

"Handwoven rugs? Maybe even a rare floor lamp?"

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Well, look no further than Champagne Furniture and Rugs,

"Well, look no further than Champagne Furniture and Rugs,"

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where we carry the coolest, sleekest furniture

"where we carry the coolest, sleekest furniture"

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for your home, office, or yacht.

"for your home, office, or yacht."

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Come on down and let our family

"Come on down and let our family"

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here at Champagne Furniture and Rugs

"here at Champagne Furniture and Rugs"

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fill your furnishing desires.

"fill your furnishing desires."

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I'm Don Champagne, tastemaker.

"I'm Don Champagne, tastemaker."

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And the pleasure is all mine.

"And the pleasure is all mine."

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(♪♪♪)

"(♪♪♪)"

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(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

"(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)"

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How are the French lessons?

"How are the French lessons?"

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(IN FRENCH) They are kind?

"(IN FRENCH) They are kind?"

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And how about you, Allison? What have you learned?

"And how about you, Allison? What have you learned?"

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(IN FRENCH) It's a beautiful, difficult, and interesting language.

"(IN FRENCH) It's a beautiful, difficult, and interesting language."

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But with adequate time and study,

"But with adequate time and study,"

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I will easily become accomplished.

"I will easily become accomplished."

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I have no doubt, darling.

"I have no doubt, darling."

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Just make sure you work with your brother.

"Just make sure you work with your brother."

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Oh, and make sure your clothes are ironed before school tomorrow.

"Oh, and make sure your clothes are ironed before school tomorrow."

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You must look better than everyone else, always. No exceptions.

"You must look better than everyone else, always. No exceptions."

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(IN ENGLISH) Perception is key.

"(IN ENGLISH) Perception is key."

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Perception is everything.

"Perception is everything."

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(IN ENGLISH) Can I go play Xbox now?

"(IN ENGLISH) Can I go play Xbox now?"

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"May" we, not "can" we. And yes.

""May" we, not "can" we. And yes."

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Andrew.

"Andrew."

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Thank you, Ally.

"Thank you, Ally."

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Good job, buddy.

"Good job, buddy."

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Don.

"Don."

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Hm? Honey, how was your day?

"Hm? Honey, how was your day?"

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Same old, same old.

"Same old, same old."

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Did the new hire make a sale?

"Did the new hire make a sale?"

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Yeah. Actually, she did.

"Yeah. Actually, she did."

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(CLEARS THROAT)

"(CLEARS THROAT)"

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(♪♪♪)

"(♪♪♪)"

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Her name is Dusty?

"Her name is Dusty?"

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Mm-hm. Hm.

"Mm-hm. Hm."

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How old is she? I don't know.

"How old is she? I don't know."

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Um, she's a single mother. Uh, just moved here.

"Um, she's a single mother. Uh, just moved here."

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Has some, um...

"Has some, um..."

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Some very good references.

"Some very good references."

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We're trying to run a business, Don, not a day care.

"We're trying to run a business, Don, not a day care."

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(CHUCKLING)

"(CHUCKLING)"

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I'm sure she has a babysitter.

"I'm sure she has a babysitter."

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At least she's not Mexican.

"At least she's not Mexican."

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Wow, look at them big old titties.

"Wow, look at them big old titties."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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I bet she keeps it trim for daddy, doesn't she.

"I bet she keeps it trim for daddy, doesn't she."

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This place...

"This place..."

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So we're gonna get rid of all this. I'm gonna just give it away.

"So we're gonna get rid of all this. I'm gonna just give it away."

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Well, don't give it away. Ha-ha-ha. Give it away.

"Well, don't give it away. Ha-ha-ha. Give it away."

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Hi. Les. How are you? You have beautiful eyes.

"Hi. Les. How are you? You have beautiful eyes."

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You know, this leather is real Italian... Same color as your eyes. Look at that.

"You know, this leather is real Italian... Same color as your eyes. Look at that."

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Very comfortable. Very beautiful...

"Very comfortable. Very beautiful..."

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I see you guys eyeing this bad boy. Let's take it for a ride.

"I see you guys eyeing this bad boy. Let's take it for a ride."

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That is a bad boy. Heh, heh. All three of them.

"That is a bad boy. Heh, heh. All three of them."

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She's gonna take care of you. Okay.

"She's gonna take care of you. Okay."

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How you doing? I'm Don. I'm the owner. Let me know if you need any help.

"How you doing? I'm Don. I'm the owner. Let me know if you need any help."

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Hi. Welcome. Champagne Furniture and Rugs.

"Hi. Welcome. Champagne Furniture and Rugs."

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Heh, heh. How are you? Pleasure's all mine.

"Heh, heh. How are you? Pleasure's all mine."

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Hey, guys. Okay. Put that in the back. MAN: In the back?

"Hey, guys. Okay. Put that in the back. MAN: In the back?"

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By the black, round coffee table. MAN: You got it.

"By the black, round coffee table. MAN: You got it."

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(SIGHS)

"(SIGHS)"

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Looking good, looking good. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

"Looking good, looking good. Mm-hm. Mm-hm."

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She must have a little harlot in her in a dress like that, hm?

"She must have a little harlot in her in a dress like that, hm?"

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You're just saying that because she's pretty.

"You're just saying that because she's pretty."

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You think she's pretty?

"You think she's pretty?"

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I think she's what I need on the floor.

"I think she's what I need on the floor."

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Of the showroom. Selling furniture.

"Of the showroom. Selling furniture."

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Would you like to meet her?

"Would you like to meet her?"

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No.

"No."

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No, I want to keep some boundaries between the power and the help.

"No, I want to keep some boundaries between the power and the help."

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Good decision. Yeah.

"Good decision. Yeah."

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Back on the floor I go. All right.

"Back on the floor I go. All right."

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You look great. Thank you.

"You look great. Thank you."

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(SIGHING)

"(SIGHING)"

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Hey. Impressive day.

"Hey. Impressive day."

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Red Tag Sales always are.

"Red Tag Sales always are."

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I think you're doing a great job. Aw...

"I think you're doing a great job. Aw..."

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Daddy does too.

"Daddy does too."

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You know how I love his approval.

"You know how I love his approval."

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You've come such a long way from being a used car salesman.

"You've come such a long way from being a used car salesman."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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I guess.

"I guess."

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Want a handjob?

"Want a handjob?"

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Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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I accept your offer.

"I accept your offer."

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No, Don, not here.

"No, Don, not here."

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At home. I've already put it on the schedule.

"At home. I've already put it on the schedule."

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Why not here? Mona, we're married.

"Why not here? Mona, we're married."

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We are supposed to be a little kinky.

"We are supposed to be a little kinky."

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We're supposed to have sex more than six times a year.

"We're supposed to have sex more than six times a year."

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Well, if you wouldn't pressure me...

"Well, if you wouldn't pressure me..."

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I am a man, Mona. I have needs! You obviously do not!

"I am a man, Mona. I have needs! You obviously do not!"

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I was trying to be sweet.

"I was trying to be sweet."

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Don't come home.

"Don't come home."

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