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Clips from The Monkees - Monkees on the Line (S01E01)

"Yeah."
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"Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. Where's my hat?"
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"It was-can I have my hat, please? Hat, please. Come on. Thank you, babe."
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"Where'd you get that?"
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"From the wardrobe. Come on, let's go. It's a matter of life and death."
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"Hey, you know, this is gonna be great, staying around here."
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"It's quiet and everything. Fancy getting paid for nothing."
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"Ha ha ha ha."
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"Hey. Hey, what's this? "Mr. Smith, call Zelda Baby."
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"Love, love, love. Urgent." Did Smith call in for this message?"
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"No, why?"
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"I'd better deliver it; it might be urgent."
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"Oh. Hey, wait, wait. Don't-Davy."
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"- Uh, hello. Are you Mr. Smith? - Yeah. What do you want?"
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"I've got a message here for you. It says here,"
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""Call Zelda Baby. Love, love, love. Urgent.""
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"But I don't know any Zelda Baby; it must be a mistake."
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"A mistake, huh? I'll "Zelda Baby"-"
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"- Miss Farnsby? - Ellen?"
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"- Miss Farnsby? - Ellen Farnsby?"
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"Ellen Farnsby? Ellen Farn-oh!"
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"Miss Farnsby?"
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"Ooh-woo! Would you look at this stuff?"
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"Boy, it's nice to see a girl with a hobby."
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"I hope we're not too late."
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"She's not here!"
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"Look at this note. It says, "It's no use going on. It's all over.""
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"You think that's something? Look at this note."
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"It says, "It's no use going on. It's all over.""
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"I think she's trying to tell us something."
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"Her datebook. She says she's supposed to be at the theater today."
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"I had to speak to someone. I can't take any more of this cold city."
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"Oh, Ellen, that was great, great, great!"
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"You must have been rehearsing an awful lot."
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"Well, I've been living the part;"
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"I've been rehearsing with my answering service."
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"Yes, yes, yes! Now, remember: this is a woman about to give it all up."
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"Suffer, suffer, suffer. Keep rehearsing. Live the part. Live, live, live!"
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"I shall, I shall, I shall!"
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"Hello? Urgent An-answering Fer, uh, serv, uh, ferven, uh, fervor is our,"
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"uh, service is our bi-uh, business is our, fingers in the city, uh... hello?"
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"This is Manny Spink, the theatrical booking agent. Yeah."
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"I've got a little act to place. Uh-huh. Tell Freddy when"
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"he calls that I've got a booking for The Popsicles."
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"The Popsicles?"
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"That's right; they're a vocal group."
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"Okay."
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"Tell 'em they go on the third."
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"Go on third."
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"And I can get them ten thousand dollars."
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"Pay them ten thousand dollars."
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"Got that?"
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"I'll give 'em the message."
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"- Good. - Good."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Gee, Manny, you must be some kind of genius to have figured out this scheme."
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"Imagine, placing gambling bets through"
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"an answering service without their knowing it."
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"Mmm, that's right, Arnold. All I do is pretend that"
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"the horses are vocal groups, and I'm a booking agent."
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"With all the crazy names singing groups have these days,"
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"who'd ever suspect? Ha ha!"
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"It's a cruel world. I can't stand it anymore. I can't-"
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"Pardon me, please, sir! Pardon me, sir, uh-"
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"Yes, yes, yes?"
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"Well, we're looking for a Miss Ellen Farnsby."
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"We have reason to believe that she's here."
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"Yes, yes, yes. She just departed."
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"What?!"
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"For her apartment."
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"Oh. Well, uh, how was she acting, you know?"
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"How was she acting?"
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"Yeah, was she-"
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"She was nervous, tense, depressed,"
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"like she wanted to end it all. Good, good, good, good!"
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"Oh, nervous, tense, depressed. Ha, she's okay."
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"Sure. We'd better get to her apartment fast."
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"Hey, wait, wait; I've gotta relieve Peter."
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"Oh, Peter can wait, man."
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"Uh, on second thought, maybe you better go relieve Peter."
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"Right."
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"A-ha. Bye."
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"Yes?"
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"Are you Ellen Farnsby?"
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"Jeffrey!"
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"Oh, I'm not Jeffrey. Uh, I'm, uh, I'm the Urgent Answering Service,"
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"you see, and, uh, well, you hadn't called to pick up any of your messages,"
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"so I thought that I'd come over and see if maybe your phone"
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"was out of order or something like that."
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"My phone's alright. There's never any messages for me;"
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"no one cares if I live or die."
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"No-no messages? Are you kidding? Of course there's messages."
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"They're all over the office. I have them here."
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"There are millions of messages all for Ellen Farnsby just piled up."
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"Here's one right here. It says, "Stop on the way home and pick up"
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"some pickles and lettuce and peanut butter-""
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"Oh!"
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"Uh, no, wait a minute, I mean, it says, uh, yeah, it says,"
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""Dear Ellen. We need you, we love you. The city wants you."
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"Don't be depressed. Don't be unhappy.""
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"Um, but they, they didn't leave a name."
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"Stop, stop, stop. It's too late for all that."
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"There's nothing left."
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"But, wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"No! Uh, we, uh, don't want any condors flying in here."
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"What are they?"
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"Well, it's a, it's a California state bird. You know, woo, wah!"
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"Ah!"
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"- Wait, wait. - Farewell!"
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"- No! - Give me the knife!"
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"- Um, no, well, I need it. - What for?"
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"- I want to use it on the condors. - The what?"
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"The condors. Big bird, you know, big beak and wak wak."
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"- Poison is faster. - Wait!"
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"- Wait, Jeffrey! - I'm not Jeffrey!"
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"Wait! Oh, Jeffrey. I'm done all my fighting,"
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"and it's time to act. It's time to end it all. Farewell!"
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"Oh!"
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"Hello? It's for you."
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"Hello?"
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