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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - Thy Neighbor's Life (S03E03)

"(THEME SONG PLAYING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Look at this darling crudite plate you've put together."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Don't mind if I do. (SQUEALS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, I mind if you do."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We're bringing this to the neighbor's house tonight."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-What neighbors? -The ones down on the corner."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"They invited us to dinner tonight."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Who invited us to dinner tonight?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Apparently, our neighbors."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"And what corner are you talking about?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"The one towards the freeway, the ones with the big driveway."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"The Goodmans. John Goodman."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-John Goodman, the actor? -Huh?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Our neighbor is John Goodman, the actor?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I don't know what he does for a living."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"He's the guy from Roseanne."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"He's in all those Coen Brother movies."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Argo."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Argo wasn't a Coen Brothers movie."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You better bet your butt it was."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Takes place in Fargo, North Dakota."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"The Coen Brother wife won an Academy Award."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You better look it up, man. It's called Fargo."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Right, but you said "Argo.'"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Right. And John Goodman is in it. Look it up."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, this is exciting. And it's tonight?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"PIGEON: What's tonight?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-What was that? -Oh, the applause?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I had that installed."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"The alarm guy was here"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"and I gave him a couple of bills to put this in."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"There's a speaker under the sink."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"But, seriously, what's tonight?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We have all been invited to have dinner"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"in the home of none other than the great character actor, John Goodman."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Dinner at John Goodman's, huh?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I guess we shouldn't count on any leftovers."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Where are these sensors?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, hey. Whose idea was it to bring these vegetables?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Not John Goodman, that's for sure."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Okay, can you turn that off?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I have a better idea."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Why don't I turn you on?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Ugh!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"One day, I swear to God, I'm gonna break his little neck"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"and bury him in the backyard."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(AUDIENCE BOOING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"PIGEON: The audience does not like you, Yung."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(DOORBELL RINGING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Michael, you didn't wanna wear something different?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, damn."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, now what are you gonna do with that?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, I'll just leave it here."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I bet I never have to wear that ugly-ass tracksuit again."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Ooh, nice bush."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Ugh!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, hi. Welcome."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What... You're not John Goodman."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Gil Zakaryan. -Yeah. Gil Zakaryan."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Not John Goodman."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hey, Gil. I hope you and Helen like the crudite platter."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm so glad we're finally doing this."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh! What is that?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, yeah. I didn't know what to put in that middle part"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"so I just did butter."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Who doesn't like butter, right?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"So, Gil, what is it that you do for a living?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I was telling these guys you're in The Big Lebowski."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, I'm a radiologist,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"although Helen keeps asking me to retire."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"She wants to travel more."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(CHUCKLES)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, I could see both sides."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, Gil, did we already say what you did for a living?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yes. Radiology."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"That's right. Then we talked about Helen wanting to travel more."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, my lord."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Can I have another drink? -(TIMER DINGS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What the f--- is that?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, that's just telling me"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"to take the salmon out of the oven."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, good. We're having salmon."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Does anybody else's salmon tastes weird, like,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"it's fishy, like it's rotten?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(STAMMERS) It's delicious."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yours tastes just like mine, Marquess."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm so sorry. I could get you something else."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No, I don't want you to have to go through a lot of trouble."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What kind of cereal do you got?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Um, we have a bran type with raisins."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I think we have granola and maybe some muesli."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'll take the muesli."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"So, Mike, what are you doing these days?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, not much."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Watch reality television, hang out."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I eat, I sleep, I drive around sometimes,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I go for walks, go for runs,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"fishing, hiking,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"long walks on the beach just holding hands,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"maybe a quiet dinner sometime."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No strings attached."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"In the end, it's not the years you put in life that count,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"it's the life you put in the years that count."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Um, Michael has a mystery team that we are all part of."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Mysteries? Oh, that's got to be interesting."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Nope."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You know, we've got a little mystery ourselves."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"This was our son's bedroom, but when he went away to college,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"we decided to convert it into a home office."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I mean, I've always wanted to write a book"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"about my experiences as a radiologist."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, can I pre-order that?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(LAUGHS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We just got the carpeting done."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
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