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Clips from Orange Is the New Black - Moscow Mule (S01E01)

"Start the car, inmate."
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"You're too far from camp."
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"I mean, what exactly were you two doing?"
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"When I got there,"
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"the blonde one was screaming and the hot one was stuck inside."
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"The hot one? The hot one?"
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"You can go, Luchek."
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"Okay. And it's, uh, Luschek."
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"Like a loose check."
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"How long have I worked here, man? God!"
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"Mr. Healy, it was... I asked her."
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"No, I... Look, I volunteered."
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"No, no, no. I asked her."
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"She works in the laundry room,"
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"so I figured she knew more about the machines than I did."
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"I know that I wasn't supposed to, but I did."
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"This is my fault. No. Mr. Healy..."
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"Now, just shut up."
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"A couple of years ago, we found two women naked from the waist down,"
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"sitting on those dryers for their own enjoyment."
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"You wouldn't happen to have been doing anything like that, would you?"
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"I'm more of a dishwasher kind of gal, sir."
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"What? Nothing."
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"Glad you're making new friends, Chapman."
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"I'm writing you both a shot."
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"Now get the hell out of my office."
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"Chapman."
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"You think if I wrote stories about you, I might make the papers?"
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"'Cause I'm gathering a nice collection here."
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"Due to repairs, clean clothes can be picked up tomorrow."
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"Whoa. You moved her in? The fuck is she doing?"
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"What I told her to do. And watch your tone."
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"It's my bunk, too. I get no say in this?"
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"No one gets a say. She was assigned by her counselor."
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"And she'll be good for you."
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"She never talks."
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"You might learn something."
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"I've got friends of my own, you know."
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"There's other people in this prison,"
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"not just the ones who drink your goddamn Kool-Aid."
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"Are you finished? You're starting to sound finished."
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"What, huh?"
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"We had fun as usual."
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"It couldn't be any other way."
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"The music was beautiful, the weather was great."
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"We had a lot of fun."
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"Dimitri. So good to see you."
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"Good to see you too."
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"I didn't know to expect you."
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"Wait a minute, you've got to have some Khalva back there or something, no?"
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"Something sweet for us? To go with the coffee?"
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"Of course."
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"I'll do it now, right away."
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"Anyway, our guy looked into the government contracts thing."
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"Schools, hospitals."
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"Yeah?"
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"Looks like we'll be able to work something out."
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"To this motherfucking wanker right here."
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"Here we go."
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"To the first of many articles in world-class publishing and the like."
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"After this comes the book deal, and then the movie deal,"
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"and then the inevitable sexual harassment scandal."
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"Big-time newspaperman."
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"Salud!"
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"Salud!"
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"Cheers. Salud."
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"Cheers."
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"Thank you. Thank you, guys."
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"Mmm."
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"It's my shout."
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"You having an okay time?"
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"What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course."
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"This is great. Really, Polly, thank you."
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"This is awesome."
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"It must be hard without her."
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"You have no idea."
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"She'd want you to have a good time, I'm sure."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Doesn't make it any easier, though. Right."
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"Probably makes it harder."
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"Bingo."
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"I know I should be feeling thrilled right now."
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"I'm in print, I'm young-ish."
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"And I'm healthy. Also ish."
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"I'm alive. I'm a living, breathing thing, and it's really..."
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"It's overwhelming how lucky I am."
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"But yet every night I go to bed,"
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"and I have this gnawing feeling."
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"Like what I've got is not enough."
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"And every morning I wake up thinking the feeling'll be gone,"
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"but it's not."
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"Does that make me a selfish,"
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"fucking ungrateful douche bag?"
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"Larry, honey..."
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"Hmm?"
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"Take me to the hospital."
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"Now? Now? Now."
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"This fiance of yours..."
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"Hmm?"
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"What's it like when he comes to visit?"
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"It's good."
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"It's weird."
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"Sometimes it feels like there's never enough time,"
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"and then sometimes"
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"it feels like"
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"there's actually too much."
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"What do you mean by that?"
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"There's no menu, or basket of bread on the table,"
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"or TV to glance at."
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"It's just us, looking at each other,"
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"which can be great."
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"And it should be."
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"But sometimes..."
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"You just need to look away."
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"Someone told me that you never have had a visitor."
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"Can I ask why?"
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"I guess I just had to look away."
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"Larry?"
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"Hey. I'm just relaxing, being normal."
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"Reading about, uh..."
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