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Clips from Orange Is the New Black - Moscow Mule (S01E01)

"Don't crowd, and do not, under any circumstances,"
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"sneeze on me."
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"I will write you up if you sneeze,"
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"or if you, in any way, get me moist with your fluids."
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"Please, step back, there's plenty for everyone"
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"till we run out."
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"Okay, I need to make sure you swallowed that."
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"Op... Thank you."
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"Ah!"
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"I got mad control over my epiglottis."
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"Here."
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"Trust me. Have you been out there?"
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"I look like Michael Jackson."
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"No, I..."
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"I think you've got the wrong skin tone."
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"I look like Michael Jackson."
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"Whoo!"
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"Well, if it isn't Litchfield's biggest celebrity."
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"I don't know what that means."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just trying to stay healthy."
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"Boyfriend wrote quite the article about you."
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"Larry?"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God, is that the Times?"
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"Yep."
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"He's in the Times?"
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"What did he say?"
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"He went on and on about your enchanting little love story."
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"May I read it? I mean, I can wait until you're done, obviously."
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"I had no idea that he would actually make it in there."
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"Looks like I've already thrown mine away."
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"Too much coffee irritates the stomach lining."
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"Trying to cut down."
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"Inmate! Out of the trash!"
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"But I just need to get... Out!"
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"Hey, there, baby bump."
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"I can't give you the cold medicine,"
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"but I have got some menthol cough drops."
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"Crap. They're somewhere in here."
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"I don't have a cold."
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"Oh?"
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"That's good. Is your back hurting again?"
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"I'm in labor."
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"Oh, fuck."
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"Morning, Red."
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"If you're here to ransack my kitchen again, go ahead."
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"The shelves could use a little dusting."
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"Nah."
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"I'm here to do you a favor."
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"No, thanks."
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"One of your little adopted daughters"
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"woke up in full-tilt withdrawal this morning."
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"Withdrawal from what?"
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"My girls are clean."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, I guess this one slipped in the mud."
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"Now that her supply's been compromised,"
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"little Tricia's got a mean old case of the detox blues."
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"Then it's your fault. Your mess."
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"You deal with it."
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"Believe me,"
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"you do not want to see how I would deal with it."
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"Now, the prison doesn't need a case of the junkie jitters on record,"
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"and I'm pretty sure that you don't want"
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"people thinking you've been a bad mommy."
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"So you're gonna walk her through it."
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"Quietly."
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"This whole time, you've been giving it to her."
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"Really, Red?"
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"At a time like this, does that matter?"
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"I'll take care of it."
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"I have eighty crates of tomatoes rotting"
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"in a Bensonhurst warehouse. Eighty."
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"I lower prices, our competition lowers prices."
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"And like this Neptune has lost three restaurants in three weeks."
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"The men who run these restaurants, maybe we meet with them, maybe you"
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"make deal to bid the lowest."
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"It's not about the prices, it's about the books."
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"Right."
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"We have to move product regularly."
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"Then, and only then, we can explain other income."
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"Maybe you're not thinking big enough."
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"Restaurants come and go, yes?"
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"Look at this place."
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"Every week, we almost close."
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"But not schools. Not hospitals."
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"Galina..."
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"All I'm saying is,"
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"you get something big, something steady,"
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"like the Italians have with the garbage,"
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"then you're not out chasing bids."
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"My father, he sold candy out of a box."
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"Every day, up and down the street."
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"He walked so much he wore holes in his shoes."
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"Until one day, he passed by an army base,"
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"right after the soldiers' lunchtime."
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"And he realized that all he had to do"
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"was stand there and open his box."
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"He sold out in minutes."
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"So he did it again, day after day."
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"There were always soldiers,"
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"there was always lunch,"
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"and they always wanted candy bars."
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"No more holes in his shoes."
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"I need more cream."
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"Of course, honey."
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"Got enough, bro?"
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"I wrote something in here. Uh, a column."
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"Look. Look, look."
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"See that? That's me."
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"I'm a writer. No shit."
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"Yeah."
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"Arturo!"
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"Yeah?"
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"Dude right here's in the paper."
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"What'd he do?"
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"Check it. Says he wrote a column!"
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"For real? Yo, that's sick, son!"
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"It is?"
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"Someday you're gonna write the whole paper, bro."
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