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Clips from Beef House - Beaver in the Beef House (S01E01)

"I don't know. If that's how you really feel,"
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"maybe we should see someone."
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"I don't know, Eric."
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"I'm really tired."
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"I'm not asking that much of you."
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"I mean, I read all the books that you told me to,"
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"and that's not working,"
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"so what's wrong with seeing a professional?"
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"We go over and over this same shit every day."
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"I know."
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"Damn!"
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"Who ate all the beef chili con carne?"
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"Ron, can we please have a private moment here?"
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"Oh, shit."
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"Sorry, didn't see you there."
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"What the heck is that?"
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"What's that?"
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"There's a beaver in the Beef House!"
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"♪ Beef House"
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"♪ Beef House"
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"♪ Beef House"
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"♪ Beef"
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"Tim: Stand back!"
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"Bull's-eye!All right."
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"Watch close, want another bull's-eye?"
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"-Ee! -Bull's-eye! Yeah!"
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"I didn't even know he's a dart boy."
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"Neither did I."
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"That's two, anyone care for three bull's-eyes?"
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"Bullshit."
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"-Yeah! Yeah! -Oh!"
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"Bull's-eye!That's three!"
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"He's three for three."
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"He's a goddamn sharpshooter here."
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"No man could be that good at darts without a little help."
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"Check this shit out, bull's-eye dab edition."
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"WTF happened to the wall?"
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"My dartboard fell down!"
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"Hey! There's something in there!"
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"Eric: You know, I think it's a beaver."
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"We've had them before but not this big and not this vicious."
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"Beavers are bad, but their droppings are poisonous."
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"Beaver in the Beef House?"
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"I thought your wife shaved down there, boy."
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"Not that beaver, Ron, I'm talking"
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"about the rabid animal that's living within our walls."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Eric, my mixed men's darts championship is tomorrow night."
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"If I can't practice, I'm gonna lose."
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"The hell are we supposed to do here, huh?"
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"Hey.What am I supposed to do?"
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"What am I supposed to do, damn it?"
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"Calm down. I'm just getting up to speed"
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"on this whole professional darts man thing."
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"Like, could you practice upstairs?"
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"Oh, no, so now you want me to move all my musical equipment"
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"out of my room and practice in a space"
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"that isn't regulation size?"
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"The reason I'm doing it down here"
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"is I need the distance, okay?"
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"I need the distance.Okay."
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"I understand that now.All right."
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"Well, then somebody tell me what the hell we're gonna do"
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"to get this beaver out of the Beef House!"
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"-Hey, Boro. -Hi, Boro."
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"How was school today, boy?"
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"Not great, I told my class about my night diarrhea"
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"during show-and-tell."
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"Everybody laughed at me."
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"Boro, we're dealing with adult stuff right now,"
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"so why don't you go upstairs,"
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"do your homework, and go straight to bed?"
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"Don't forget your diapers."
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"-Bye, Boro. -All right, Beef Boys."
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"It's time to put on your beef helmets and figure out"
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"how we're gonna get this beaver out of the Beef House."
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"Whoa, shit!"
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"♪ Beef♪"
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"♪ Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef"
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"Now for the juice."
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"Oh, no, Tim, why? Why are you juicing?"
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"Bull's-eye."
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"Ah."
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"Why are you juicing in the Beef House?"
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"Come on, Ron. We need ideas!"
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"We need to get rid of this beaver now!"
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"I can't practice my dartsmanship!"
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"Eric, where the hell are my pills and milk?"
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"Coming, pills and milk, and I heated up the milk this time."
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"Okay.You heated it up? What are you talking about?"
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"Yesterday, you said it was too cold,"
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"so I heated it up in the microwave."
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"Yeah, it was literally ice milk yesterday!"
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"I don't want warm milk! I want ice-cold milk!"
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"What are you doing putting your finger in my milk?"
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"I'm... Dude, are you okay? What's going on with you?"
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"Nothing, I'm just a little frustrated"
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"about this beaver situation."
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"Where the hell is Ben Hur?"
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"We need to have a Beef House brainstorming meeting right now!"
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"He said he was going fishing,"
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"but I know Ben Hur don't know Jack shit about no fishing."
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"I think he's getting one of them there nuru body massages."
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"You know, Tennessee might be able to help us here."
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"Tennessee, get down, we're having a Beef Boy meeting!"
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"Come on, Tennessee! Hurry up!"
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"We need ideas, and we need them now!"
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"Hold on now."
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"What does every warm-blooded creature"
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"on this planet got to have?"
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"Ooh, pumpkin spice lattes."
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"Truth and honesty?"
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"Unconditional love from their wife."
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"Close, I'm talking about S-E-X."
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"Little bit of this."
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"And some of this."
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"Line."
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"Like this and then makes the milk?"
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"Right. That beaver can't resist those primal urges."
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"If we could just lure him out with some"
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