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Clips from Beef House - Beaver in the Beef House (S01E01)

"of that beaver ass bait, we could trap his ass."
Beef House
"You know, I do have a beaver costume"
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"when I was a mascot down at the Rimwood Beavers."
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"And I have some mating spray we can use."
Beef House
"Wait a minute. You're saying we put one of us"
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"in a beaver suit and put them out here like bait"
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"to draw the beaver out?"
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"The question is, which one of us is gonna act as the beaver?"
Beef House
"Well, I don't trust Tim to do it."
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"That's for sure."
Beef House
"Hey, you got something to say to me, Tennessee?"
Beef House
"Well, someone has got to be that beaver bait!"
Beef House
"-Not it. -Not it."
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"-Not it. -Not it."
Beef House
"Hey, guys. What did I miss?"
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"All: It."
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"Beef."
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"Little there, little over there,"
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"and a little on the backside."
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"Eric: Get it right in the asshole."
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"Yo, Tenny, hit me with a little of that shit."
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"I'm going clubbing tonight."
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"That's right."
Beef House
"♪ Shake that booty"
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"All right. Now we wait for that beaver"
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"to pick up that scent."
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"Good luck, Ben."
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"I'll be back later with some traps."
Beef House
"Okay. I'll just stay here"
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"and wait until beaver comes and me."
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"Hurry back. We need those beaver traps STAT."
Beef House
"Been a long time since I've trapped a beaver."
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"Have fun at the club, but maybe no glory holes tonight."
Beef House
"And I'm going upstairs to work on my dartsmanship."
Beef House
"I need absolute silence down here."
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"I need total concentration upstairs."
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"Do you hear me? All right."
Beef House
"Eric, can I talk to you privately?"
Beef House
"Sure. Climb aboard."
Beef House
"You don't mind, I'd rather sit on the couch."
Beef House
"Oh, all right."
Beef House
"There's no easy way to say this,"
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"but Tim has been juicing his darts."
Beef House
"What, really?"
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"He's got some kind of way to rig those darts"
Beef House
"so they go right in the bull's-eye every time."
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"I don't believe that. He's a stand-up guy."
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"I saw it in my mind."
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"The Beef House is no place for cheaters."
Beef House
"How can you live under the same roof"
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"with someone so deceitful?"
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"He has been acting aggro AF."
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"I guess I got to talk to him."
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"Tim?Dude, don't you knock?"
Beef House
"What are you doing?Ugh, I'm working on my form here"
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"for the big mixed men's darts championship tomorrow."
Beef House
"Can we have a talk back here?"
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"Ugh. What is it?"
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"Tennessee just told me that you're juicing your darts."
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"Is that true? No!"
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"He's lying, Eric."
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"I'm all naturale when it comes to me dartsmanship."
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"Tim, you've been acting like a lunatic all week,"
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"and it's just not you.I know."
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"Now, I got to settle this beef once and for all."
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"Whip out that dart."
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"Put it up to my lips."
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"I'm gonna lick that tip,"
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"and we'll figure out if you're juicing or not."
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"Be my guest."
Beef House
"Just what I thought, it's filled with juice."
Beef House
"That's total BS!What, are you gonna tell me"
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"this isn't some premium dart juice"
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"right by your bedside table?"
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"Eric, I'm sorry, okay?"
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"I was just trying to make the Beef Boys proud,"
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"give myself the upper edge so I could win the mixed men's"
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"darts championship tomorrow night."
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"Tim, we're already super proud of you."
Beef House
"You're the number one electronic drummer in Rimwood."
Beef House
"You've created some of the spookiest plug-ins."
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"That Robbie Zombie stuff, it's freaking wonderful."
Beef House
"You don't have to be the best at everything."
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"Well, I guess I can say goodbye to my dart's championship, huh?"
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"Tennessee: Eric, Tim, get down here!"
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"We got a live one!"
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"It worked!"
Beef House
"Bad beaver is making love to the Ben beaver."
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"He's really getting in there."
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"This is great, but where the hell is Ron with the traps?"
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"I'm back. They were out of traps, so I got this rifle."
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"Hurry, Ron! Look!Oh, shit!"
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"You're not hitting the beaver."
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"Why don't you die, beaver?"
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"You're not even close!Damn."
Beef House
"That son of a bitch must have sold me blanks."
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"Shit. Hey."
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"You know what you need to do?"
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"What? You got to dart that beaver"
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"right between his eyes till he's dead."
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"Eric, I can't, not without my juice."
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"I -- I'm not good enough."
Beef House
"You can do this without the drugs."
Beef House
"Uh, here goes nothing."
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"Ah!"
Beef House
"Oh, no!"
Beef House
"Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!"
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"Bull's-eye!"
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"Beaver down!"
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"Yeah!"
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"I didn't use that banned juice."
Beef House
"Oh."
Beef House
"We did it."
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"Talk about a bull's-eye, yeah?I knew you could get it."
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"Turns out, I didn't need the juice after all."
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"You didn't. Ah!"
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"Now, that's what I call a bull's-eye."
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"Don't accuse me of not trying, Eric."
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"I told you I am. Okay."
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"You're trying, but can't this just be a team effort here?"
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