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Clips from Severance - What's for Dinner? (S01E01)

"I suppose it's what you could call my good old days."
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"There must be something we can do."
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"Why do you care what happens to me?"
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"Because we're people, not parts of people."
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"Even with what little they gave us, these are our lives."
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"No one gets to just turn you off."
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"You're nice, Mark."
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"[chuckles]"
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""Your outie is kind."
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"Your outie can set up a tent in under three minutes."
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"Your outie knows a beautiful rock from a plain one."
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"Your outie likes giving--""
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"[playback stops]"
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"[Mr. Milchick] You know it's good, right?"
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"That they don't remember each other?"
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"It means the chips work."
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"It's a win."
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"Take her back down"
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"to the testing floor, please."
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"[door closes]"
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"[breathes shakily]"
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"[Ms. Casey sighs]"
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"Do you know if I'm happy up there?"
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"Of course."
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"You do all sorts of wonderful things."
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"- Could I just-- - I'm sorry."
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"I just have so much to do today."
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"On you go."
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"[elevator bell dings]"
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"- Mark. - Where were you?"
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"They gave me a wellness check."
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"Okay. You're all set for the waffle party."
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"How's Ms. Casey?"
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"I mean, I'm over her, but I still wanna be friends."
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"- They fired her. - What?"
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"[Mark] Yeah. She just found out."
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"Well, can we help her? Is there anything we can do?"
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"I don't know."
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"Is everyone sure they wanna do this?"
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"[Mr. Milchick] Any Macrodats ready to party?"
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"Yeah."
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"Dylan G.'s waffle party will commence at close of day."
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"In the meantime,"
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"I've ordered the pre-waffle party egg bar social for everyone."
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"Yes! Pay dirt! Yeah!"
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"All of you deserve this for reaching quota."
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"But before we begin…"
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"A very special gift for a very special Dylan."
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"Our three-time R of the Q!"
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"A man whose mind is as sharp as his incisors."
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"Right, bud?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Open it."
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"Yeah, I bet you'd like that, fuckers. But, uh, my prize, my eyes, so…"
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"Maybe you should show them, Dylan."
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"Show them what you requested."
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"Yeah, show us, man."
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"Fine. Um…"
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"Okay, yeah. Let's switch up the vibe in here."
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"Good?"
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"[funky music playing]"
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"Jesus, this is actually good."
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"Yeah, the egg bar is coveted as fuck."
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"Look at this thing over here."
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"Looking good."
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"[shutter clicks]"
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"I should be the one to stay behind."
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"Nope."
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"Don't you wanna see your kid again?"
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"What we're doing tonight is just the first step."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Helly R. attempted suicide three weeks ago."
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"Yes, she did."
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"How could you not tell us?"
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"Did Milchick give you those?"
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"Answer the question."
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"Am I speaking with the Board?"
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"We also know that you've been spending time"
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"at the home of Mark Scout's sister."
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"Right."
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"It has been decided that you be suspended from your position, effective immediately."
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"You are fired."
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"Go f--"
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"[scoffs]"
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"Oh, fuck off, Natalie!"
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"[scoffs] Is the Board even there?"
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"[board member] Yes."
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"[sighs] I'm sorry. That was rude."
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"I can explain everything to the Board tonight, please."
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"The Board has concluded the call."
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""Endow in each swing of your ax"
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"or swipe of your pen the sum of your affections,"
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"that through me they may be purified"
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"and returned."
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"No higher purpose may be found than this."
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"Nor any… higher love.""
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"[laughs]"
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"I figured it out."
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"The goats lay the eggs."
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"Oh, my God. You got it!"
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"[Helly chuckles]"
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"You scared about tonight?"
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"Uh… Yeah."
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"I'm scared of getting caught."
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"Oh."
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"They left us unattended, and thought we'd be too dumb to notice."
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"They won't see this coming."
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"Or we won't wake up."
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"Or we're all assholes out there."
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"- Well, that's a given for me. - [chuckles]"
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"You know, I-- I just hope it turns out I have things I care about."
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"Like, for real."
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"You pretended to care about me pretty well."
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"You're-- You're easy to pretend to care about."
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"Thank you."
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"As are you."
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"Thanks."
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"Okay, Refiners!"
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"I need to see about a management issue, and this party is over."
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"I'll leave the food."
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