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Clips from Severance - What's for Dinner? (S01E01)

"Thank you, Mr. Milchick."
Severance
"Dylan, I'll be back to escort you to perpetuity shortly."
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"Key card."
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"[sighs]"
Severance
"On you go then."
Severance
"Okay, look, you don't mess with any other departments."
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"- It's just us three. - I know."
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"The machine's designed to be operated by two--"
Severance
"Two people. I'll be fine."
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"Can I have the stuff, please?"
Severance
"Now, look, it's likely we'll all wake up around people."
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"Could be driving or skiing, whatever we do up there."
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"So be ready for anything as you go up the elevator."
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"Okay?"
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"The important thing is you find someone it seems you can trust,"
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"and you tell them everything."
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"And we don't know how long Dylan will be able to give us,"
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"so we can't get distracted digging into our lives."
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"Right. The mission is the priority."
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"Um…"
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"[drawer opens]"
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"I probably should've told you guys…"
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"But, uh, I-- I kept this."
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"And there was a part of it that--"
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"[sighs] Well…"
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"[sighs] "Our job… is to taste free air."
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"Your so-called boss may own the clock that taunts you from the wall."
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"- But, my--" - "But, my friends, the hour is yours.""
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"[beeps]"
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"[Irving] Okay, kids."
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"Let's find out what's for dinner."
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"You think we're about to meet our spouses?"
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"Uh, maybe. Um…"
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"Maybe it's each other."
Severance
"That'd be a hoot."
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"Yeah. [gulps]"
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"Yeah, like, uh, mid-argument over car wash coupons."
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"- "Honey, you're cutting them wrong!" - [chuckles]"
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"[beeps]"
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"[sighs]"
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"- In case we don't come back. - Mm-hmm."
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"Or, I don't know, in case we do?"
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"Right."
Severance
"Good luck out there, boss."
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"[beeps]"
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""Type. Trackball. Type. Flip."
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"Trackball. Enter. Shift. Enter.""
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"[mumbling]"
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"Okay."
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"Are you ready, Dylan G.?"
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"Uh, Dylan G.?"
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"I'll be out in a minute!"
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""Select, flip…" [mumbling continues]"
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"[sighs]"
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"Enjoy."
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"Fuck her goddamn soul forever into hell!"
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"Filth and fucking fire until she fucking dies!"
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"Fuck her and her fucking fake smile!"
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"Oh, God."
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"Fuck her goddamn soul!"
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"[Ms. Cobel wails]"
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"[screaming]"
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"[sobbing]"
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"[screaming]"
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"[screaming continues]"
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"[Ms. Cobel crying] No."
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"Why?"
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"[groaning]"
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"[footsteps departing]"
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"- [doorbell rings] - [gasps] Hmm?"
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"Oh! Mark."
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"Hi, Mrs. Selvig."
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"Sorry to just pop over…"
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"Yes? What is it? [sighs]"
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"Well, I'm headed to Devon and Ricken's."
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"- They have that party tonight. - And?"
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"Well, Devon asked me to double-check, see if you're interested in coming. Um…"
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"I am sorry, Mark. I'm just-- I'm not feeling quite myself this evening."
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"Oh, no. I-- [stammers] I get it."
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"I mean, it's-- it's not a funeral. So--"
Severance
"You know, maybe I could drive my own car."
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"Yes!"
Severance
"And that way I could leave if I'm uncomfortable or afraid."
Severance
"Sure, yeah. That sounds great."
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"Hey."
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"Did you miss me?"
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"[people chattering]"
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"- [growls] - Hmm."
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"- The elusive Mark. - Oh, never thought of myself as elusive."
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"[chuckles] Welcome. Welcome."
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"Okay. The reading starts in, uh, eight minutes."
Severance
"Mark, you've got your copy to follow along, yes?"
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"Oh, I-- [stammers] You know, I-- I think I left it by my bed."
Severance
"Oh! Shoot. Really?"
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"- Okay, shoot! - Indeed. Yeah, I'm sorry. I--"
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"And it's a 15-minute drive back, so you could still catch--"
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"You know what? It's fine."
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"- Unless you want to. - Well…"
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"- My friends. - Aw."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"- Baby's first party for Daddy. - Mm-hmm."
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"Look, she's so drunk."
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"- So there is so much food in there. - [gasps]"
Severance
"Rebeck! She may be willing to share her copy with you."
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"But I should ask her directly, or she might be offended."
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"- Excuse me. - [both] Okay."
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"- He is on it. - I know."
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"- Sister and brother. - Alone at last."
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"Gross. Hey, do you wanna give me your coat?"
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"This is nice."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"- You're a good wife and mother and stuff. - Thanks."
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"Oh, yeah. All glory unto Devon."
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"- Yeah, all glory, and screw you. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Hey, we should, uh, talk later. - Yeah?"
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"Yeah. I've been pondering a decently-sized life change."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Well, I gotta float around and host, but thank you for being here."
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"- Yeah, of course. Yeah. - Come here."
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