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Clips from HouseBroken (2021) - Who's a Bad Girl? (S01E01)

"‐ [barking]"
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"‐ Feels great on your anal sac, right?"
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"Don't ever let anyone tell you this is wrong."
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"‐ Little Cookie, you're the best therapist"
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"in the whole quadrant."
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"‐ That's only because I learned from the best."
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"[dreamy harp music] [laughter]"
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"‐ Okay."
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"Pass on my wisdom to you later, I will."
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"[chuckles]"
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"That was a reference to a thing I was thinking."
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"Okay, bye."
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"‐ Is she still watching us?"
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"‐ Yes."
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"I just wish she'd move on with her life."
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"Her constant lurking really gives me a de‐rection."
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"[sliding door scrapes]"
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"It's Xavier! He's home!"
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"My man, what it be?"
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"‐ I can't believe I left you here."
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"I've been looking everywhere for you."
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"You're coming back to school with me."
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"Oh, hey Shel. Hey, other turtle."
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"‐ Xavier and Lindsay?"
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"‐ I give them a week."
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"‐ I can't put this off any longer."
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"You guys are going to meet him soon enough."
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"‐ Who? ‐ Jimmy Chonga?"
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"‐ Okay, remember I'm laying odds"
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"that she brings in a watermelon on four carrot legs."
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"‐ I always imagined him"
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"to be a cantaloupe with pretzel stick legs."
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"‐ I picture a piñata full of misplaced hope."
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"‐ I know this roasting is a sign of your respect,"
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"but this is serious."
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"Jimmy Chonga exists."
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"He just doesn't know that I do."
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"I've had a crush on him since puppy class,"
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"and he's just moved to our neighborhood."
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"So chances are you'll run into him at the dog park."
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"‐ You know what, Elsa?"
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"I am really glad Jimmy Chonga exists."
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"And given the way you feel about him, he is one lucky dog."
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"‐ I feel a "but" coming. ‐ Oh, there is a butt, Tabitha."
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"It's mine, and soon you'll be watching it"
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"walk out that door."
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"Yep, I'm joining Cloons and fam in London."
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"[all gasp] But before I go,"
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"I just wanna tell you all what you've meant to me."
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"‐ This is going to be good. ‐ No, it's not."
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"But Shel, one thing I love about you is your optimism."
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"And Nibbles, you're tough as nails with a heart of gold."
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"‐ Nope. ‐ Chico!"
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"Did I already use optimism on Shel?"
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"Same for you. both: Aww."
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"‐ Oh, Tabitha, The Gray One."
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"Will they? Won't they? Who cares? I do."
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"And Diablo, what are you? Like, a dog?"
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"I was gonna ask you the first week,"
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"but then too much time passed and it would have been weird."
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"‐ I mean, it's pretty weird now."
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"‐ And Honey, deep down"
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"I think you may be crazier than all of us,"
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"but that's why I love you, mama."
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"‐ Well, that wasn't a compliment, but‐‐"
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"‐ Later, losers. Ha‐ha!"
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"‐ Wait. You're leaving right now?"
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"‐ I'm a pig flying international."
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"You can't be early enough to the airport."
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"‐ What just happened? ‐ I'm sorry."
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"You guys knew I was a dog, right?"
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"‐ You know, I thought you were a squirrel the first two weeks."
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"‐ Land otter. ‐ Feather duster."
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"‐ Baby rat. ‐ Injured jackal"
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"‐ David Spade. ‐ Premature Ewok baby."
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"‐ Wow. Just wow."
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"[dogs barking] ‐ [chuckles]"
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"‐ It's the battle of the babies."
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"Let's get weady to wumble! ‐ [growls playfully]"
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"‐ Come here, you little cute little‐‐"
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"[cooing indistinctly] Come here."
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"‐ So Jill did get a new puppy."
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"From first dog to third wheel."
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"‐ Ha, that's a big leap for such short legs."
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"No, she belongs to our neighbors."
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"[both laughing]"
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"‐ Well, it looks like she and Chief are enjoying themselves."
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"Why aren't you joining in?"
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"‐ Oh, she needs to learn one‐on‐one socialization, so‐‐"
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"‐ So they didn't invite you?"
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"‐ [sighs] I'm gonna go check on Jill."
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"‐ Oh, looks like Jill's a little busy"
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"with her new playmate."
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"‐ A husky?"
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"Okay, that guy is definitely not our type."
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"It's probably named something like Utah"
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"and doesn't have all its vaccinations."
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"I'm gonna go save her."
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"‐ Elsa, I heard someone say "Leave it, Jimmy Chonga!""
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"He's here."
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"‐ Oh my god. What do I do? What do I do?"
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"He is a snack."
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"‐ He is a total snack."
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"‐ I don't even know what to say."
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"This may surprise you, but I don't got game."
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"‐ Hey, girl. What's going on? ‐ I gotta poop."
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"Real bad."
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"‐ I'll be your wingman."
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"I do this for my dad all the time,"
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"and one time, it almost worked."
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"‐ I like those odds."
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"[both laughing]"
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"‐ Maybe Elsa is right."
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"I should just join in. I remember how to play."
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"Okay, here comes some spontaneous playfulness."
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"In three, two, one."
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"‐ Ow! My hip!"
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"‐ His hip! ‐ Ugh."
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"You don't just jump on two babies."
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"‐ Sorry. Sorry. My mistake."
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