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Clips from HouseBroken (2021) - Who's a Bad Girl? (S01E01)

"I'll just‐‐I'll let you two do your thing."
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"[chuckles] Stupid Elsa."
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"‐ I play rough! I have no boundaries!"
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"My name is Montana, and here I come!"
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"‐ Great. Now I'm the fourth wheel."
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"‐ Here I come! ‐ Fifth."
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"‐ Oh, hell yeah! ‐ Sixth."
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"‐ Room for one more? ‐ Seventh."
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"‐ [laughs] ‐ Oh, come on!"
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"[somber guitar music]"
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"‐ Hey. ‐ What do you want?"
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"‐ I know you're upset because I accidentally implied"
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"you were ugly several times."
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"So I threw a little something together"
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"to remind you how pretty you are."
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"‐ That's not why‐‐"
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"‐ Welcome to the first annual Uglier than Tabitha Parade!"
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"First up: The Hideous One"
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"‐ I got stuck in the microwave for a couple of seconds"
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"when they were making popcorn."
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"And my secret talent is this."
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"Ta‐da!"
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"‐ Blech, am I right?"
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"Next up, the Horribly Out of Proportion One."
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"‐ My talent is looking normal"
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"in the reflection of this dented toaster oven."
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"‐ Next."
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"‐ I absorbed all the other kittens in my litter,"
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"and now they always have my back."
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"‐ ♪ Hello ♪ all: Hi."
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"‐ That'll haunt you for all nine lives."
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"Bet you're feeling a little less ugly now."
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"‐ I'm leaving."
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"‐ [sighs] It's not your fault."
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"You guys were disgusting. Thank you."
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"And no matter how many hideous cat parades I put together,"
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"she's still upset I keep calling her ugly."
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"‐ That is not why I am upset."
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"It is because of hairy arm."
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"‐ You've hooked me. Now reel me in."
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"‐ In the lost cat photograph, I saw Stelios' arm."
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"I used to fall asleep"
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"in that arm every night after my dinner."
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"I drifted off in the warm glow of his laptop"
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"as he cruised farm tables on First Dibs."
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"I'm not upset that you call me ugly."
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"I know I'm centerfold cat."
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"I'm upset because I miss my Stelios."
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"‐ Well, then, why don't you go home?"
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"‐ Then I would miss living with you."
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"I'm staying with The Gray One"
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"and all of his disgusting friends."
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"‐ Are you sure?"
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"I mean, they are truly repugnant."
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"Sometimes those cats on her back kiss each other."
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"‐ My mind is made up. ‐ Yay for the Grayitha One!"
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"That's my couple name for you guys."
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"‐ Speaking of couples doomed to break up,"
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"Xavier is taking Lindsay back to college with him."
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"And I wish him luck."
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"There's not enough lime rickeys in the world"
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"to quench that thirsty beast."
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"‐ Diablo, Jimmy Chonga totally avoided me"
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"after you left the park."
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"What. Did. You. Say?"
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"‐ So she's been lying about you being her boyfriend."
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"She also told us a funny story about when you were a puppy"
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"and you got neutered, the vet said"
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"one of your testicles hadn't descended,"
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"and she was like, "If I was his testicle,"
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"I'd stay up in there too.""
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"And she'd do this funny voice"
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"and your testicle would be like,"
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""I'm not going anywhere no how!""
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"‐ But why?"
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"‐ Just making conversation."
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"‐ I have spent so much time projecting spectacular"
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"yet achievable fantasies onto this relationship,"
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"and now I'm gonna spend the rest of my life"
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"with a Jimmy Chonga‐sized hole in my heart."
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"I'm so alone!"
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"‐ Elsa, I can relate to what you're going through right now."
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"‐ You can? ‐ Yes."
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"Uh, Chief and Little Cookie have really bonded,"
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"and I'm happy for them,"
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"but it's just left me feeling a little, um, lonely."
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"‐ That's how I felt after I killed Butterscotch."
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"‐ Not that it was a competition,"
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"but Chief is clearly Little Cookie's favorite."
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"‐ Ouch. This is helping me feel better."
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"‐ Eating Butterscotch's face helped me feel better."
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"‐ So, Honey, have you tried eating the puppy's face?"
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"‐ No, Chico. No."
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"‐ Maybe Little Cookie will want"
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"to hang out with you when she's older."
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"‐ But why not now? ‐ A puppy needs to run around,"
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"be a little wild, make a little mischief"
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"while it's still cute, you know?"
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"‐ Are you saying I'm not as fun as Chief?"
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"‐ No, but if Max were here, he would have."
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"God, I miss him."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"‐ I don't have a lot of experience with pigs."
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"I hear you guys are smart, though."
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"Like, smarter than dogs."
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"‐ Not smart enough to put"
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"my noise‐cancelling headphones in my carry‐on."
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"Why won't this guy shut up?"
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"Why are we stopping here? Max doesn't shuttle."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, I need to get to LAX, pronto!"
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"‐ Are you Max?"
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"‐ Listen, you got to get this guy"
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"to take me to the airport."
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"If I miss my flight, George will kill me."
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"‐ George didn't tell you? ‐ Tell me what?"
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"‐ You're not moving to London."
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"You're moving here, to Los Feliz,"
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"to live with me and Ray Liotta."
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"Come on, I'll show you the bed we all share."
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"‐ [cackling]"
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