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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Merry Flatchmas (S01E01)

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"(car door clicks shut)"
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"(engine starts)"
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"So, yeah, I mean,"
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"only Father Joe knows but uh,"
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"I'm going off to art school in Cleveland next month."
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"Bye, antique store."
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"I'm just uh, doing my goodbye tour of Flatch,"
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"just soaking it in while I can."
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"KELLY: Shrub, there you are. (heavy breathing)"
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"I'm playing Santa Claus this year."
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"So every Christmas Eve, my dad throws a party"
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"at the Christmas Tree Farm."
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"It's mostly to get people to buy last minute trees,"
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"which is genius. The whole town comes."
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"Normally, my dad plays Santa and me and Shrub are elves."
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"But this year he said, he's too busy with Jessie"
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"and the new baby, so he promoted me to Santa."
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"And I accepted."
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"Kelly, that's a big job."
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"I mean, I'm so good at multi-tasking, I can do it."
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"Dude, you can't even put on a jacket while watching TV."
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"I mean, yes, you'll still have to play an elf this year."
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"So I will technically be your boss, but it's temporary, okay?"
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"Shrub, it's happening, our dream!"
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"Like, we're gonna be running that place someday."
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"-Yeah. -(laughs) Yes!"
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"KELLY: I'm so excited."
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"Shrub, these financial aid forms are due in a week,"
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"and you haven't filled out any of them."
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"Have you looked at the menu"
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"that they posted on the school cafeteria page?"
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"No, why would I?"
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"Like what the hell is pest-o?"
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"That's what you're worried about?"
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"No, I mean,"
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"I also have questions about the boneless chicken too."
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"I mean, like, what's wrong with bones?"
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"They hold us up."
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"Uh, pesto is a sauce"
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"made of pine nuts, basil, and olive oil."
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"Shrub, going off to college is a big deal."
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"I wouldn't blame you if you were nervous."
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"Yeah, I'm not nervous. I just don't like weird sauces."
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"-Have you told Kelly yet? -No, I mean, not yet."
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"I mean, she needs to get through the Christmas Eve party"
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"without destroying the entire Santa brand."
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"You should probably tell her soon."
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"It's not gonna be easy for her."
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"Oh, please, dude. Kelly can withstand anything."
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"She's like a cockroach,"
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"in, you know, a very positive, resilient way."
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"I mean, like, when her dad left, like,"
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"she only stayed in the basement for, like, four days,"
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"dyed her hair green, and ate two blocks of cheese."
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"Yeah, I should probably tell her soon."
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"JOE: Yeah."
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"Oh, my God, Lloyd. The first time I had pesto"
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"in Florence was a transcendental experience."
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"Oh, dude, I am a pine nut nut."
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"My new college roommate, Chris Jordan, and I"
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"met last week on FaceTime and we are totally simpatico,"
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"which I don't know exactly what it means,"
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"but it sounds pretty awesome."
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"Um, and oh, I'm going by my real name,"
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"Lloyd, when I get to school. Yeah."
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"Lloyd loves pesto"
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"and scarves."
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"It is my first Christmas in Flatch,"
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"so I am ready. (laughs)"
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"I started a secret Santa gift exchange"
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"and got seven good people of Flatch to join me."
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"We exchange on Christmas Eve, $25 limit."
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"And guess who I got?"
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"Irony alert. Joe."
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"(laughs) I already got him a gift."
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"It's a bonsai!"
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"It's important to put thought into your gifts."
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"If I get one more smelly candle,"
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"I swear to gosh, it is such a cop out."
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"Nadine!"
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"I am so excited that you signed up"
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"for the secret Santa gift exchange."
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"You know what's a great gift? Not candles, but Bundt pans."
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"Good try, but I'm not revealing who I picked."
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"-Are we in a staring contest? -Nope."
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"Dylan and the baby and I are doing a live nativity scene"
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"for the Christmas party."
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"Can you believe? I'm so excited."
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"I'm practicing staying totally still."
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"Nadine forced me to tell her who I got for secret Santa,"
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"and it turns out, I got her. She's making me"
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"do this live nativity as her secret Santa gift."
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"Three hours, no moving, no bathroom breaks."
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"It seems like it's worth more than $25."
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"So it's 6:00 p.m. sharp,"
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"he flips the fake switch,"
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"you plug this in there, copy?"
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"Copy. Got it."
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"All right."
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"Hey, so, Dad, you know, I was sort of thinking"
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"this is probably the first step in,"
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"you know, my helping you out here full time."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"You think you're ready for that?"
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"Oh, hell yeah."
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"I could run this place for you some day."
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"You really wanna do a good job?"
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"-Mm-hmm. -Sell this crappy tree."
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"I've been growing it for four years."
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"No one ever buys it."
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"I figure we dress it up, someone will bite."
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"A big part of playing Santa is upselling."
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"Upsell."
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"Are you ready?"
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"Ah, hey. Yeah."
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"Go, I got this."
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"It's a baby. How's my baby, huh?"
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"-Let's go. -How's my baby, Ashlynn?"
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"JESSIE: You wanna go see Santa?"
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