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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Merry Flatchmas (S01E01)

"BOBBY: Ho ho ho."
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"Okay, so when breaking bad news to Kelly,"
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"it's always best to bring donuts, okay?"
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"It's very specific sugar math. Okay?"
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"Like, uh, for example, two donuts for this time"
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"I had to tell her that I lost her Def Leppard hat."
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"Four crullers for when I found that same hat at Goodwill"
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"and she had to buy it back, so me going off to college"
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"is for sure a dozen jelly filled."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Hey."
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"Getting our yule tides on. You ready?"
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"I have really good news. Since I'm now the boss,"
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"big guy, I'm promoting you to head elf."
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"We, uh, never really had a head elf before."
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"I know, but I'm the boss now so I get to make [bleep] up."
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"Check it out."
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"Here. Don't lose that, okay?"
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"It was mine."
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"I put my name in it and everything."
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"I once had to buy my own hat back from Goodwill,"
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"so yeah, name goes in everything now."
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"Put it on. Tick tock, dude."
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"Okay. Look at you!"
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"-Hey-- -Donuts?"
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"-Hmm. -Thank you so much."
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"("Deck the Halls" playing)"
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"¶ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ¶"
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"¶ 'Tis the season to be jolly ¶"
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"¶ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ¶"
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"Glen, this is for you. I'm your secret Santa."
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"But I need to be in the nativity in like ten minutes,"
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"so yeah, Merry Christmas."
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"It's supposed to calm you down."
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"Glen! Oh, my God!"
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"That's an essential oil."
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"You're supposed to rub it on your temples."
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"It tastes like crap."
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"Oh--"
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"Hey, my bro."
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"Oh, no one's putting this elf on a shelf, huh?"
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"Huh? (laughs)"
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"-H-hey, Beth. -Hi."
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"Okay, we gotta go."
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"So, like, we're kinda in charge,"
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"so we can't really be hanging out."
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"But also, you guys, this very special tree,"
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"gorgeous, right?"
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"She's on sale today only."
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"And, like, a lot of people want it, FYI, okay?"
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"Thank you."
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"Well, if I thought love was gonna keep me in Flatch,"
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"that ship has fully sailed."
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"But you know what?"
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"Chris Jordan says that there are tons of girls at school."
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"And they're from all over, like, Wisconsin."
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"MICKEY: Cheese!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"(camera shutter clicks)"
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"("Gloria in excelsis Deo")"
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"KELLY: Okay, elves, huddle up. Huddle up."
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"As you can see, there's a new gorgeous Santa in town."
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"That does not mean you can slack off."
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"We might have had fun the last few years,"
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"but it's not like that."
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"Okay, I'm gonna make my dad proud"
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"so you need to stay in line."
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"Shrub is your new boss, and he'll report to me."
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"What? That's some [bleep]."
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"I have total elf seniority over him."
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"So I used to help chop down the trees at the party for people."
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"I've got the upper body strength,"
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"and I know my way around an axe."
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"But a big strong lady carrying around an axe"
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"in the dark doesn't always go well."
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"So I agreed to start dressing like an elf"
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"so people could see me coming."
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"No good deed, man."
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"No good deed."
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"This is some straight up North Pole nepotism."
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"Big Mandy and Levi,"
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"you're in charge of keeping the line moving, okay?"
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"No pitter patter."
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"Also, no eating the candy canes."
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"And bathroom breaks"
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"are staggered every two hours, heard?"
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"What?"
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"I only do this for the free candy."
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"Kell, this is kinda rough. I really--"
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"I'm sorry. Are you management?"
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"Yes. You are, Shrub."
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"Keep your elves in line, boss elf."
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"Also, everyone, sell the crap outta that sad tree, okay?"
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"It's part of the job."
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"But don't call it sad to anyone else."
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"Okay. Ho ho ho."
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"Three, two, one. Christmas elves."
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"All right."
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"I'm your secret Santa."
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"Glen! Thank you so much."
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"(upbeat festive music)"
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"-Is it cooking oil? -Yup."
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"¶"
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"CHILD: And a new scooter"
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"and a box of Legos"
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"and a baby sister."
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"Hmm."
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"And a lizard and--"
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"Okay, we get it, buddy. You like stuff, yup."
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"You don't sound like Santa."
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"Hey, Kell. Line's getting long there."
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"-On it. -Come on."
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"Hey, also get your parents to buy that tree."
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"Okay, who's next? Who's next?"
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"-Hey, elves. -Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Where are Mandy and Levi?"
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"I don't know, dude. I don't know!"
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"You had one job, Shrub!"
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"CHILD: It's my turn!"
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