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Clips from Veep - Crate (S03E03)

"- Oh, good. - And, finally, ma'am, might I ask you the QQQ?"
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"Quincy's Quirky Questions?"
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"- Yes. - I ask the same questions of everyone I interview."
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"A little spécialité de la maison."
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"Ah, magnifique."
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"What person, living or dead, do you most despise?"
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"I really try not to hate anybody"
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"because I think it's a negative use of energy"
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"to hate another human being."
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"Ah. Most people say Hitler."
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"Um, well, yeah, certainly. I'm not a fan of Hitler."
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"So, change it to Hitler?"
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"Okay, Hitler, yeah."
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"What would you alter about your personality?"
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"Hmm."
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"I guess I would say that I can be a little bit impatient."
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"- Oh, God, yes, you can... be. - No."
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"So I guess I would... I should change that."
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"Neil Diamond gave the same answer."
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"Oh, what fun. I love him."
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"Sweet Caroline is so good,"
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"and Cracklin' Rosie is just..."
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"Why does God allow suffering?"
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"Um, well, I wouldn't ever presume to know the mind of God..."
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"Siri, why does God allow suffering?"
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"I think that suffering can engender a kind of resilience."
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"Although that doesn't really explain childhood cancers and..."
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"Childhood cancers. Excellent answer."
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"Shall we halt there? I have a recital to attend."
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"Well, I don't want to keep you from that."
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"Oh, well. Toujours un plaisir. Jamais un travail."
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"Always a pleasure. Never a chore."
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"Yes, there you go. I love the French talking."
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"It's wonderful. Thank you so much."
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"Oh, my God."
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"He has his head so up his ass, he can wave out his mouth."
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"I mean, honestly."
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"Ma'am, we have a donation offer"
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"from Oliveri Systems for $4,000."
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"Four grand? That's not even worth cashing the check."
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"I'll have the guys call back. It is GUMMI."
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"Gummi? What's that?"
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"GUMMI... Give Us More Money, Idiot."
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"- Oh. - Who changed the code?"
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"What happened to HADDA..."
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"How About Digging Deeper, Assholes?"
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"I always call them dicks."
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"It doesn't stand for anything."
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"Oh, shit."
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"What do I do? What do I do?"
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"I don't want it!"
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"There, it's not recording anymore."
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"- Delete it. - It knows too much."
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"- Delete it. - You can't delete it because if you do,"
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"then he'll know we did it and he'll think we said"
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"some terrible things, which we did."
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"- Who cares? - Let's just throw it in the toilet."
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"- And say what, Mike? - That we dropped it in the toilet."
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"Guys, guys, guys, you better decide quickly."
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"Ah, too late. Went into sleep mode."
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"Quincy's heading back up. He forgot his phone."
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"Oh. Uh, Gary, g-g-go stall him."
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"- Yeah. - No."
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"- You need to stall him. - Go, go."
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"It's password protected."
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"- Fuck. - Hang on, hang on."
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"0001, 0002..."
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"You cannot be serious."
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"Mr. Carter, hi. Gary Walsh."
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"I just wanted to say I'm a big fan."
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"Oh, thank you. You are from the South. I hear it in your voice."
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"- I am. Alabama. - I just need to retrieve my cell phone."
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"You can't go in there at the moment, I'm sorry."
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"- Why not? - I don't know."
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"- Matters of state? - I don't know."
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"I see."
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"So, where exactly in Alabama are you from?"
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"Don't know."
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"Birmingham. Have you heard of Birmingham?"
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"- It is a lovely... - I really do need my cell."
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"- I'm gonna go talk to them for just a second. - Let's both do that."
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"It locked me out."
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"- Smash it. - Are you kidding?"
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"- No, I'm not kidding. Violence solves everything. - Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am."
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"- Just sma... - You have it. Marvelous."
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"- Madam Vice President. - Oh, hello."
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"No, the light bulb's fine, see?"
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"- Oh, all right. Yeah. - See? Yeah."
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"I was just admiring it. Your charging portal is so clean."
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"- Do you swab it? - No."
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"But for this relief, much thanks."
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"Exit, pursued by a bear."
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"First I want to apologize for what I said last time we spoke."
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"You know when I've had a drink, I can be a little..."
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"A bit of a bitch."
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"Be a little feisty."
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"So, how's the family?"
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"Oh, Lucy's... Lucy's engaged."
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"- Who cares? - That's wonderful."
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"Yeah, I'm good. I had one of my blood sugar episodes"
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"at CVS the other day..."
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"Mom, nobody cares."
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"- But I tell you what. - Get to it."
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"I'm calling, Jeff, because I was wondering"
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"if maybe you could make a call over to Governor Chung's campaign team"
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"and tell them that JJ needs a job."
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"No, no, JJ has a lot of job offers."
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"JJ has a lot of job offers."
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"- And maybe Governor Chung... - And maybe Governor Chung..."
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"would want to snap him up."
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"- ...want to snap him right up. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, yeah, I know he can be."
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"But I was just wondering, do you think you could help us out, Jeff?"
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"- Oh! - What's he saying? What's he saying?"
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"Okay. Oh, he's gonna be thrilled when I tell him."
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"Yes!"
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"So, Lucy... is she pregnant?"
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"No, I wasn't accusing."
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"I was just asking, is she pregnant?"
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"What is wrong with you?"
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