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Clips from Silicon Valley - Proof of Concept (S01E01)

"Why is it that every time I'm about to have sex with a lady..."
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"he's all up in there somehow?"
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"Finally, just us. Guys, this round is on me."
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"Hey, Jared. There you guys go."
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"- To Pied Piper. Hmm? - To Pied Piper."
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"Here, here."
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"Yeah, drink it up."
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"But it's not gonna change who you are."
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"Monica, can I speak to you for a minute?"
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"Yeah."
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"No, Sherry, it has to be now!"
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"Oh, shit."
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"OK, look, we need to talk."
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"You keep telling people I'm obsessed with you."
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"- Richard, why don't you just take a step back... - It's not true..."
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"No, no, no, let me finish."
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"OK, did I put your picture"
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"up on the big screen in the auditorium? Yes."
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"But that's because I was showing you to my friends"
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"to prove a point that I'm not obsessed with you."
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"- Richard, I'm gonna go now. - No, I'm not obsessed with you, Sherry!"
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"I'm..."
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"I'm not."
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"That guy Richard I was telling you about"
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"just totally freaked out on me."
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"Yeah, the obsessed guy."
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"- Where are you? - You've been doing this ever since"
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"- we arrived at the conference. - Which elevators?"
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"You really think that you can come between me and Richard Hendricks?"
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"We're partners, OK, and I've devoted every second"
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"of my waking life for the past two months to him, OK?"
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"I am devoted to him and to the precious thing that we're building together!"
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"I'm his partner. I can tell when he's vomiting..."
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"- What? No. - because he's nervous or when he's vomiting"
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"- Never mind, Kate, I'm fine. - ...because he's sick"
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"or when he's vomiting because he had cilantro, which he loves"
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"but he shouldn't have because it makes him..."
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"I had no idea that you felt this way. I mean it, I am so sorry."
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"I mean, I'm obsessed with her..."
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"Richard, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Uh, OK."
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"I owe you an apology. I was way off base."
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"Well, yeah, you were."
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"He cleared it all up for me."
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"- Jared? Really? - Yeah. He's your partner, right?"
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"Yeah, he is. One of many."
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"Probably too many."
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"How could I not have seen this?"
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"Obviously you're not obsessed with me."
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"Richard, it's none of my business, but be safe."
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"- OK? - OK."
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"Of course I'm safe. I backup my whole system like five times a day."
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"So... uh, Jared, hey,"
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"thank you."
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"For what?"
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"Uh, you know, everything."
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"I feel like we don't appreciate you enough,"
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"so thank you."
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"Are you... are you crying?"
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"Are you crying?"
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"Uh, don't do that. Don't cry."
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"Oh, shit. I gotta get back to work."
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"I... I need to focus here."
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"We should all go."
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"All right, I'm taking care of this one."
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"But when we win this fuckin' thing, Richard, you're buying the next round."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh... no."
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"We're with the conference, is there any sort of discount...?"
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"- Kind of break you can...? - Hm-mm."
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"No. All right."
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"- Hello again. - Oh, hi."
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"You know, that was really sweet of you to be so concerned about Dan."
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"He really has been through hell."
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"Well, it's the least I could do."
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"So how did you know Madelyn again?"
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"Oh, uh, long story."
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"Yeah?"
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"I have to admit, I'm curious."
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"You know what, keep it open."
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"Have you ever cared too much?"
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"People, are you ready?"
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"Are you ready for the ultimate tech startup competition?"
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"Let me hear it:"
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"Disrupt!"
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"Disrupt."
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"Hello. My name is Saeed Jobrani."
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"I am the CEO of ImmediBug."
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"And we're here to revolutionize"
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"the way you report bugs on your mobile platform."
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"Happin! will revolutionize location-based mobile news aggregation as you know it."
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"We're making the world a better place, through paxos algorithms"
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"for consensus protocols."
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"And we're making the world a better place"
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"through software defined data centers for cloud computing."
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"A better place through canonical data models to communicate between endpoints."
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"A better place through scalable,"
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"fault-tolerant distributed databases with asset transactions."
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"And we are truly local mobile social."
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"And we're completely So-Mo-Lo."
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"And we're Mo-Lo-So."
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"We're Lo-Mo-So, bro."
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"We were So-Lo-Mo but now we're Mo-Lo-So."
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"No, Mo-So-Lo. No..."
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"You want me to get a water or something?"
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"- Yeah, drink this. - Here."
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"- So we're all good? - We're all great."
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"I killed it. Our Weissman score on all tests: 2.89."
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"Right at the theoretical limit."
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"Yeah, all the edge modules are humming."
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"Uh, even on mobile. They can throw anything at us."
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"Great. Well, good luck. I'm gonna go find my seat."
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"Um, except 3D video."
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"What?"
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"3D video's still a little hinky."
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"Erlich better steer them away from that just to be safe."
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"Where the hell is Erlich?"
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"He wasn't with you guys this morning?"
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"Rather than heating an entire room,"
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"HumanHeater is a microwave technology"
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