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Clips from Lucifer - Our Mojo (S05E05)

"Literally nothing. I'm powerless."
Lucifer
"Did you really lose your mojo? How is that possible?"
Lucifer
"When we had sex, it passed from me to you."
Lucifer
"That's ridiculous. I..."
Lucifer
"We were only playing around this morning."
Lucifer
"I don't have your mojo."
Lucifer
"There's only one way to be sure."
Lucifer
"Right now? No!"
Lucifer
"I'm not gonna mojo you here."
Lucifer
"-It's not gonna work anyhow. -Please try."
Lucifer
"Try."
Lucifer
"Fine."
Lucifer
"What do you desire?"
Lucifer
"I... want my mojo back."
Lucifer
"[Chloe gasps]"
Lucifer
"Ha! [clears throat]"
Lucifer
"Oh, my God."
Lucifer
"[spluttering]"
Lucifer
"I..."
Lucifer
"It's real. It's..."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"-...cool. -No, not cool."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, we just got together."
Lucifer
"You're already finding things to freak out about."
Lucifer
"I'm not finding anything, Detective. All I've done is lose stuff."
Lucifer
"Do you realize how long it took for us to get here?"
Lucifer
"We finally have something good going on."
Lucifer
"I mean, can we please just enjoy it for a minute?"
Lucifer
"[chuckles lightly]"
Lucifer
"Of course."
Lucifer
"Of course."
Lucifer
"[monotonous humming]"
Lucifer
"That cannot be right."
Lucifer
"[Amenadiel groans]"
Lucifer
"[toy squeaks]"
Lucifer
"Linda said that you were out with Dan,"
Lucifer
"dodging baseball bats."
Lucifer
"Mm, we were supposed to go to the Dodger baseball game."
Lucifer
"Oh. That's much more lame."
Lucifer
"No, what's lame is Dan ditched me last minute."
Lucifer
"So I just..."
Lucifer
"I just came back here to get some work done."
Lucifer
""Work"? Building more stuff for Charlie?"
Lucifer
"How much does that kid need?"
Lucifer
"I had two rocks when I was growing up."
Lucifer
"One sharp, one not."
Lucifer
"Take the sharp one and try to stab things. Take the dull one, try to make it sharp."
Lucifer
"That, um..."
Lucifer
"That explains a lot."
Lucifer
"It explains why I'm not a spoiled brat,"
Lucifer
"which is exactly what Charlie's going to become"
Lucifer
"if you keep buying him more toys."
Lucifer
"This is not a toy, Maze."
Lucifer
"This is a stimulating, educational recreation-scape"
Lucifer
"that if you..."
Lucifer
"[groans, chuckles]"
Lucifer
"You know, the truth is when Dan didn't show up,"
Lucifer
"coming back here was the only thing that occurred to me."
Lucifer
"[sighs] How pathetic is that?"
Lucifer
"Mm."
Lucifer
"I can't even remember how I spent my time before I had Charlie."
Lucifer
"Okay, well, according to Diane's calendar, at the time her neighbor heard the fight,"
Lucifer
"our victim was meeting with someone named Mario Canales."
Lucifer
"Well, if it was a standing weekly appointment,"
Lucifer
"I'm sure Diane knew Mario Canales well."
Lucifer
"Let me see what's online."
Lucifer
"Okay, so he's got a website,"
Lucifer
"and it looks like he's a vocal coach."
Lucifer
"Oh! Well, if the appointment was a weekly coaching session,"
Lucifer
"that would explain the noises that Norman was complaining about."
Lucifer
"Yeah. What about the argument?"
Lucifer
"Oh, okay. I..."
Lucifer
"Ay-ay-ay!"
Lucifer
"Check out Diane and Mario's text chain."
Lucifer
"Correction,"
Lucifer
"-sext chain. -Oh!"
Lucifer
"Nothing wrong with inserting a little creativity into throat exercises."
Lucifer
"[Ella] That is some strong emoji game there."
Lucifer
"Although, it's really making me crave my mom's eggplant tacos."
Lucifer
"-Oh! -Wait, so they were having an affair?"
Lucifer
"It says here that he's married with kids."
Lucifer
"Well, maybe the vocal coach was worried that Diane would sing to his wife,"
Lucifer
"so he cut her off before she could."
Lucifer
"Right. Right, let's go talk to Mario."
Lucifer
"-Ow! -Oh!"
Lucifer
"[Ella] Oh!"
Lucifer
"Oh, my gosh!"
Lucifer
"-Pete, are you okay? -Ow! What's wrong with that door?"
Lucifer
"-Oh, uh, sorry. -Hey, um... Hi."
Lucifer
"Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you at work."
Lucifer
"But I scored these two VIP tickets to the Star Trek convention downtown."
Lucifer
"I-I have no idea if you're into it, but it's totally my thing,"
Lucifer
"and I was wondering if you wanted to come with me."
Lucifer
"Star Trek?"
Lucifer
"Please, Miss Lopez knows more about that stuff than you ever could."
Lucifer
"[speaking Klingon]"
Lucifer
"See? She even speaks Chewbacca."
Lucifer
"[speaking Klingon]"
Lucifer
"[speaking Klingon]"
Lucifer
"[both speaking Klingon]"
Lucifer
"But-- But Star Trek is your thing."
Lucifer
"Well, I mean,"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, the 24th century is big enough for the both of us."
Lucifer
"[Chloe] See?"
Lucifer
"Sharing's not that hard."
Lucifer
"[Ella and Pete speak indistinctly]"
Lucifer
"Excuse me."
Lucifer
"I'm Detective Decker. We're looking for a Mario Canales."
Lucifer
"Uh, he's kind of busy right now."
Lucifer
"[Chloe] Not so busy anymore."
Lucifer
"Bravo, Mr. Canales."
Lucifer
"A-list vocal coach by day, Z-list jingle singer by night."
Lucifer
"Oh, wow."
Lucifer
"Look, it's happening already. Our mojo's working on him."
Lucifer
"Aw, you called it "our" mojo."
Lucifer
"[chuckles] Now, go on."
Lucifer
"Go in for the coup de grâce."
Lucifer
"You've got this."
Lucifer
"Mr. Canales, I'm Detective Decker,"
Lucifer
"and I need to ask you a few questions."
Lucifer
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