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Clips from Lucifer - Our Mojo (S05E05)

"What do you desire?"
Lucifer
"To tell you anything you want to know."
Lucifer
"Very good."
Lucifer
"What we want to know is, why did you kill Diane Luna?"
Lucifer
"W-Wait, Diane is dead?"
Lucifer
"The performance is over, Mario. We've seen your eggplant."
Lucifer
"We know you were having an affair with Diane."
Lucifer
"Did she threaten to tell your wife?"
Lucifer
"What? No."
Lucifer
"My-- My marriage has been over for almost a year."
Lucifer
"Well, the happy family photos on your website suggest otherwise."
Lucifer
"[sighs] Look, I only keep those up for appearances' sake."
Lucifer
"Then why'd you fight the night of her murder?"
Lucifer
"Well, isn't it obvious?"
Lucifer
"Mr. Canales taught Diane all his tricks, and then she rose above him."
Lucifer
"The pupil leaving the master. I mean, who'd enjoy that?"
Lucifer
"I did."
Lucifer
"I was so proud of Diane."
Lucifer
"And besides, she was my best calling card."
Lucifer
"That's why we fought. I didn't want her to throw it all away."
Lucifer
"Why would she throw it all away?"
Lucifer
"She-- She was about to go public with some major accusations against an opera star."
Lucifer
"I tried to talk her out of it."
Lucifer
"An opera star? Who?"
Lucifer
"You didn't hear this from me..."
Lucifer
"but Niels Schuman is a tyrant and a bully."
Lucifer
"Niels Schuman, the world-class baritone?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, he's a world-class jerk."
Lucifer
"He throws things at people."
Lucifer
"He flies into fits of rage for no reason."
Lucifer
"-Oh? -Diane wanted to bring him down."
Lucifer
"I told her it would end her."
Lucifer
"Sounds like it did."
Lucifer
"So you think Niels is behind this?"
Lucifer
"[crows cawing]"
Lucifer
"I miss you so much."
Lucifer
"So damn much, Charlotte."
Lucifer
"You fought so hard to be a better person."
Lucifer
"And you made me believe I could be better, too."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"And I'm trying."
Lucifer
"But I always fall short."
Lucifer
"And now I've seen something."
Lucifer
"Something that proves just how important it is to get it right."
Lucifer
"To be good."
Lucifer
"[whimpers softly]"
Lucifer
"And the good news is I'm--"
Lucifer
"I'm pretty sure this means that you're in Heaven,"
Lucifer
"just like Amenadiel said."
Lucifer
"But the bad news is I don't think I'm gonna be joining you."
Lucifer
"[sobs]"
Lucifer
"I'm terrified, Charlotte."
Lucifer
"[spluttering] For me, for Chloe..."
Lucifer
"for Trixie."
Lucifer
"I need help. I just need help."
Lucifer
"I need guidance."
Lucifer
"I need... I need a sign, I need something."
Lucifer
"Help me."
Lucifer
"Please."
Lucifer
"Help me."
Lucifer
"[mystical whooshing]"
Lucifer
"Daniel Espinoza,"
Lucifer
"your prayers have been answered."
Lucifer
"-Lucifer? -I am not Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Look."
Lucifer
"He did this to me."
Lucifer
"My twin brother hates me because I am his opposite."
Lucifer
"The good to his bad."
Lucifer
"Perhaps you've heard of me."
Lucifer
"I'm the Archangel Michael."
Lucifer
"The Archangel?"
Lucifer
"I know that you're struggling."
Lucifer
"I know that you're afraid of going to Hell."
Lucifer
"But I bring you good news, Daniel."
Lucifer
"Your redemption is not lost."
Lucifer
"There is a way for you to right all your wrongs."
Lucifer
"A way for you..."
Lucifer
"to protect your loved ones."
Lucifer
"[elevator dings]"
Lucifer
"Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Um, so Mario's alibi checks out,"
Lucifer
"and we can't question Niels"
Lucifer
"'cause he's in the air,"
Lucifer
"flying back from a performance  in New York."
Lucifer
"So, really, there's nothing we can do until he lands."
Lucifer
"I disagree."
Lucifer
"[gasps] Lucifer."
Lucifer
"As fun as it is to watch you use my..."
Lucifer
"I mean, our, but really my mojo,"
Lucifer
"I'd like it back. So..."
Lucifer
"let's have sex again, me on top this time."
Lucifer
"[Chloe chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Do you really think that's going to work?"
Lucifer
"As if your mojo is some sort of STD?"
Lucifer
"[scoffs] Well, we have to try something."
Lucifer
"[sighs] This is really getting to you, huh?"
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"Trust me,"
Lucifer
"it's not like I don't want to have sex with you, because I really, really do,"
Lucifer
"but... putting this kind of agenda on it,"
Lucifer
"it just sucks all the fun out of it."
Lucifer
"Yeah, and please do not make a pun right now because I..."
Lucifer
"I am a little worried"
Lucifer
"that you're having such a hard time sharing this with me, because..."
Lucifer
"relationships are about give-and-take."
Lucifer
"Well, that's easy for you to say. So far, it's all, "I give and you take.""
Lucifer
"I mean emotionally, Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Oh..."
Lucifer
"I know exactly what you mean. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"So, couples therapy?"
Lucifer
"When we've been a couple for, what, five seconds?"
Lucifer
"It's definitely not what I meant."
Lucifer
"I see."
Lucifer
"But I'm afraid, in order for this to work, you both have to be willing to be here."
Lucifer
"-Well, she said she was happy to do this. -No, no, I'm happy."
Lucifer
"I'm happy to be here."
Lucifer
"I'm thrilled, actually, to have someone rational"
Lucifer
"weigh in on all of this and agree with this."
Lucifer
"I mean, Lucifer's being ridiculous, okay?"
Lucifer
"Can you please tell him"
Lucifer
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