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Clips from Lucifer - Our Mojo (S05E05)

"Still pumping."
Lucifer
"[police horn bleating]"
Lucifer
"-Decker! -Hey."
Lucifer
"So, did you and Lucifer finally get over your issues and under the covers"
Lucifer
"for the old no-pants dance?"
Lucifer
"We sure did."
Lucifer
"Well, I'm so sorry, Decker. You know, sometimes..."
Lucifer
"Wait, I'm sorry."
Lucifer
"Rewind."
Lucifer
"Did you just say yes?"
Lucifer
"Uh-huh."
Lucifer
"OMG!"
Lucifer
"Oh! [spluttering]"
Lucifer
"I was so ready to have my Deckerstar dreams crushed again."
Lucifer
"-Why? -'Cause it's been one bummer after another"
Lucifer
"with you two. I didn't want to get my hopes up."
Lucifer
"Yeah, I know."
Lucifer
"I mean, it has been a long road, but, well, here we are."
Lucifer
"Cool beans."
Lucifer
"Wait, why do I get the feeling that you're not just asking to ask? What's up?"
Lucifer
"Busted. Okay."
Lucifer
"I couldn't wait to tell you about my thing."
Lucifer
"-Oh, you have a thing? -I might have a thing."
Lucifer
"So, remember that reporter who seemed way too nice to be my type?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, so, um, you know,"
Lucifer
"I-I decided to give it a shot,"
Lucifer
"-and we met up last night... -Ooh!"
Lucifer
"...and let me tell you,"
Lucifer
"-he is not always too nice. -[gasps]"
Lucifer
"Morning, Miss Lopez. Morning, Detective."
Lucifer
"Good morning again, Lucifer."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Uh, sorry for the delay. I had to make a pit stop at Linda's."
Lucifer
"So, what have we got?"
Lucifer
"Any witnesses or suspects on whom my uncanny interview skills are required,"
Lucifer
"if you know what I mean?"
Lucifer
"Uh, I actually have no information on the victim yet."
Lucifer
"Ella, is, um... Is..."
Lucifer
"-Ella, is Dan here yet? -Ah!"
Lucifer
"Oh, El Espinoza called in sick,  I'm afraid."
Lucifer
"Ugh, did he look in the mirror again? I told him not to do that."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer chuckles]"
Lucifer
"We should..."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"[camera clicks]"
Lucifer
"[Ella] Diane Luna, famous soprano."
Lucifer
"Time of death, 10:00 p.m. last night."
Lucifer
"Check out this puncture mark."
Lucifer
"My guess, toxicology reports will confirm that she was injected"
Lucifer
"with some sort of paralytic agent."
Lucifer
"-Is that how she died? -Worse."
Lucifer
"Much worse."
Lucifer
"You see this blood stain pattern on these lilies?"
Lucifer
"That's from Diane coughing as she was choking on her own blood."
Lucifer
"The killer inserted a knife into her throat,"
Lucifer
"made two very precise cuts, slashing her vocal cords."
Lucifer
"Sounds like someone went to a lot of trouble to make a point."
Lucifer
"Yes, I smell an annoyed neighbor who's tired of her singing."
Lucifer
"Shall I go mojo them all? I should, shouldn't I?"
Lucifer
"Well, there's no sign of forced entry, so most likely Diane knew her assailant."
Lucifer
"[sighs] Well, a jilted lover, then, based on the flowers."
Lucifer
"Except she was a famous opera star. I mean, look."
Lucifer
"They have flowers all the time."
Lucifer
"Ella, who found the body?"
Lucifer
"Oh, uh, Norman, Diane's neighbor."
Lucifer
"-Over there. -[Lucifer] Ah!"
Lucifer
"Right the first time. Annoyed neighbor, it is."
Lucifer
"Yeah, apparently he found the door ajar, came across the body, and phoned it in."
Lucifer
"That's what he says."
Lucifer
"This way, Detective."
Lucifer
"I suspect we're about to hear  this suspect's confession."
Lucifer
"-Excuse me. -I wasn't."
Lucifer
"Hi. Detective Decker. Can we ask you a few questions?"
Lucifer
"Sure."
Lucifer
"It must have been pretty irritating living right next door to a soprano, hmm?"
Lucifer
"You wanted to silence her once and for all, didn't you?"
Lucifer
"Learn from the master. Tell me, Norman..."
Lucifer
"Normsky..."
Lucifer
"-[mystical ringing] -...what is it you desire?"
Lucifer
"[mystical ringing fades]"
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"That's a weird thing to ask, man."
Lucifer
"Not working."
Lucifer
"But..."
Lucifer
"that means..."
Lucifer
"Detective, I think you stole my mojo."
Lucifer
"Never mind."
Lucifer
"Hello, Wyrzbeski."
Lucifer
"Tell me, apart from a more pronounceable name,"
Lucifer
"what do you desire?"
Lucifer
"Is this about Secret Santa?"
Lucifer
"'Cause you're not supposed to ask people what they want."
Lucifer
"That, uh..."
Lucifer
"That gives it away."
Lucifer
"Jeez."
Lucifer
""Santa"?"
Lucifer
"Uh, excuse me."
Lucifer
"I couldn't have done this."
Lucifer
"-I spent the whole night in Northrend. -Where?"
Lucifer
"-Excuse me, Officer, what do you desire? -Northrend."
Lucifer
"In Azeroth?"
Lucifer
"Ah, yes, we're...  We're talking video games?"
Lucifer
"I led my guild on"
Lucifer
"-a 17-hour campaign last night. -[Lucifer] Excuse me, Officer."
Lucifer
"So you were home and awake all night?"
Lucifer
"-Did you hear anything? -Did I?"
Lucifer
"First, the awful vocal exercises, like every damn night,"
Lucifer
"but then, as an annoying bonus, two hours of arguing."
Lucifer
"-What were they arguing about? -Excuse me!"
Lucifer
"And did you get any details at all, names, anything?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"Once I realized the noise wasn't stopping,"
Lucifer
"I cranked up my headset so I could hear my raiding party."
Lucifer
"It's getting so a guy can't plunder a Lich King's barrow in peace anymore."
Lucifer
"Mm. Tough times."
Lucifer
"Yes, so we're going to need your game log to confirm your alibi."
Lucifer
"Unbelievable."
Lucifer
"[police radio chatter]"
Lucifer
"Excuse me. [clears throat]"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, what are you doing?"
Lucifer
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