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Clips from Batman Returns (1992)

""That's the biggest parasol I've ever seen.""
Batman Returns (1992)
"Soon an incident like the Gulf of Tonkin, or the Reichstag fire..."
Batman Returns (1992)
"You want my old friends up there..."
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"...to drive the mayor into a foaming frenzy?"
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"- Exactly. - Sounds fun."
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"But..."
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"...I mustn't get sidetracked, Maxie."
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"I have my own things to tend to."
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""Sidetracked?" This is your chance to fulfill your destiny..."
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"...that your parents carelessly discarded."
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"Reclaim my birthright, you mean?"
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"Imagine, as mayor, you have the ear of the media..."
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"...access to the captains of industry..."
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"...unlimited poontang."
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"You drive a hard bargain, Maxie."
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"All right, I'll be mayor."
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"Burn, baby, burn!"
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"- Who is she? - What is she?"
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"I don't know whether to open fire or fall in love."
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"You poor guys."
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"Always confusing your pistols with your privates."
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"Don't hurt us. Our take-home's less than $300."
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"You're overpaid. Hit the road."
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"Go ahead and hit me."
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"Admiring your handiwork?"
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"Touring the riot scene."
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"Gravely assessing the devastation."
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""Upstanding-Mayor" stuff."
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"You're not the mayor."
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"Things change."
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"What do you want?"
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"The direct approach."
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"I admire that in a man with a mask."
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"You don't really think you'll win, do you?"
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"Things change."
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"I saw her first. Got to fly."
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"How could you? I'm a woman!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted."
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"Life's a bitch, now so am I."
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"Who are you?"
Batman Returns (1992)
"Who's the man behind the bat?"
Batman Returns (1992)
"Maybe you can help me find..."
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"...the woman..."
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"...behind the cat."
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"No, that's not you."
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"There you are."
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"Saved by Kitty Litter."
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"Bastard!"
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"Alfred..."
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"...bring me some antiseptic ointment."
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"Coming. Are you in pain, sir?"
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"Not really."
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"I may have saved the mayor's baby..."
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"...but I refuse to save a mayor..."
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"...who stood by, helpless as a baby..."
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"...while Gotham was ravaged by a disease..."
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"...that turned Eagle Scouts into crazed clowns..."
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"...and happy homemakers into catwomen."
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"Thank you."
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"Oswald Cobblepot, the mystery man-beast, made his bid to run Gotham."
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"Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have."
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"And you're the hottest young person..."
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"...a role model could have."
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"Here."
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"Wear a button."
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"Let me just get it on here."
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"Thank you."
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"This mayor stuff is not about power, it's about reaching out to people..."
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"...touching people, groping people."
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"- Penguin... - My name is not Penguin!"
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"It's Oswald Cobblepot."
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"Oswald, there's somebody here to see you."
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"Just the pussy I've been looking for."
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"It's chilly in here."
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"I'll warm you."
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"Down, Oswald."
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"We need to talk."
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"You see..."
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"...you and I have something in common."
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"Sounds familiar."
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"Appetite for destruction?"
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"Contempt for the czars of fashion?"
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"Wait, don't tell me."
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"Naked sexual charisma?"
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"Batman."
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"The thorn in both our sides."
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"The fly in our ointment."
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"Ointment?"
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"I've got scented and unscented."
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"I'll come back later."
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"Perchance, are you a registered voter? I'm a mayoral prospect."
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"I have but one pet cause today:"
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"Ban the Bat."
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"Oh, him again. No bother. He's already history. Check it out."
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"We'll disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels."
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"He'd have even more power as a martyr."
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"To destroy Batman, we must first turn him into what he hates the most."
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"Namely, us."
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"Frame him?"
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"Not even in office yet and already an enemies list."
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"Those names are not for prying eyes."
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"Why should I trust some catbroad anyway?"
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"Maybe you're a screwed-up sorority chick getting back at her daddy..."
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"...for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet-sixteen."
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"Nice birdie."
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"Nice kitty."
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"Nice kitty."
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"Batman napalmed my arm."
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"He knocked me off a building just when I started to feel good about myself."
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"I want to play an integral part in his degradation."
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"A plan is forming."
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"I want in."
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"The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all..."
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"...dirty."
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"Maybe I'll just give myself a bath right here."
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"I challenge the mayor..."
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"...to re-light the Christmas tree in Gotham Plaza tomorrow night."
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"Sir, shall we change the channel to a program with some dignity and class?"
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"The Love Connection perhaps?"
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