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Clips from Batman Returns (1992)

"- Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas!"
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"Penguin sighting! Man or myth?"
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"What is he? Today's edition. Another penguin sighting."
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"Another penguin sighting! Check it out!"
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"Penguin man living in Gotham's sewers! Read all about the latest sighting!"
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"May I have your attention, Gotham City?"
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"It is time for tonight's lighting of the tree."
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"How about that?"
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"Part man, part penguin! All horrifying!"
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"Find out for only 50 cents! Come on!"
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"Read about the possible terror beneath our feet! Check it out!"
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"Read about it!"
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"Missing link between man and bird."
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"My dear boy..."
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"...sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish."
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"Usually, it's a waste of time."
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"Whatever. Today's issue! "The Penguin: Man or myth?""
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"The Globe! Right here! 25 cents!"
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"Well, here's hoping."
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"With luck, Gotham will have its first merry Christmas in years."
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"I feel almost vulgar at Yuletide..."
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"...mentioning the new power plant."
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"But if we're to break ground when we must, I'll need permits..."
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"...variances, tax incentives. That sort of pesky nonsense."
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"Power plant?"
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"Studies show we've enough power to get us into the middle of the next century."
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"Your analysts foresee growth at 1% per annum. That's not growth... that's a mild swelling."
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"Imagine..."
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"...a Gotham City..."
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"...of the future, lit up like a blanket of stars..."
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"...but blinking on and off..."
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"...embarrassingly low on juice."
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"Frankly..."
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"...I cringe, Mr. Mayor."
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"Sorry, any plans must go to the usual committees..."
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"...through the usual channels."
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"Um... I have a suggestion."
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"Well..."
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"...actually, really, just more like a question."
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"I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Ms. Kyle."
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"In the plus column, though..."
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"...she makes a hell of a cup of coffee."
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"Dad."
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"Mr. Mayor. Time to go down and bring joy to the masses."
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""Actually, more of a question.""
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"You stupid corn dog."
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"Corn dog, corn dog."
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"I have enough signatures from Shreck employees to warrant a recall."
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"That's not a threat, just simple numbers."
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"Maybe. But you sure as hell don't have an issue or a candidate."
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"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen."
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"From those of us at City Hall to each and every one of you..."
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"...happy holidays."
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"We have with us a man who needs no introduction, he's given us so much."
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"Please welcome Gotham's own Santa Claus, Max Shreck."
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"Pick up those contracts for Personnel and..."
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"...pick up the dry cleaning and paper towels..."
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"Darn!"
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"I forgot my speech."
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"Remind me to take it out on what's-her-name."
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"Santa Claus?"
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"Afraid not."
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"I'm just a poor schmo. Got lucky."
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"Sue me..."
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"...if I want to give some back."
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"I only wish I could hand out more than just..."
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"...expensive baubles."
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"I wish I could hand out world peace..."
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"...and unconditional love..."
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"...wrapped in a big bow."
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"Oh, but you can."
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"Oh, but you will."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Great idea."
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"Not mine."
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"What are you waiting for? The signal!"
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"We want the big guy! The guy who runs the show!"
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"What do you want?"
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"Not you!"
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"Shreck!"
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"You'll have to go through me."
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"Dad, go! Save yourself!"
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"Dad, go!"
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"Shut up!"
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"Take one step closer, Mr. Manbat, and I'll..."
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"You missed."
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"The Batman."
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"Or is it just "Batman"?"
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"Your choice, of course."
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"Well, that was..."
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"...very brief."
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"Just like all the men in my life."
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"What men?"
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"Well..."
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"...then again, there's you. But you need therapy."
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"Thanks for saving the day, Batman. The Circus Gang is back."
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"We'll see."
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"They almost made off with our mover and shaker, Max Shreck."
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"Where is that insufferable son of a bitch?"
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"I believe the word you're looking for is..."
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"Actually, this is all just a bad dream."
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"You're at home in bed..."
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"...heavily sedated, resting comfortably..."
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"...dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed..."
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"...in a lifetime of profiteering."
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"Tragic irony..."
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"...or poetic justice?"
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"You tell me."
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"My God, it's true."
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"Penguin Man of the sewer."
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"Odd as it may seem, Max..."
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"...you and I have something in common:"
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"We're both perceived as monsters."
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"But somehow..."
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"...you're a well-respected monster..."
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"...and I am, to date..."
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"...not!"
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"Frankly, I feel that's a bum rap. I'm a businessman."
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"Tough, yes."
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"Shrewd, okay. But that does not make me a monster."
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