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Clips from Batman Returns (1992)

"...not that I have any faith in the mayor."
Batman Returns (1992)
"But I hope and pray..."
Batman Returns (1992)
"...that Batman..."
Batman Returns (1992)
"...will be present to preserve the peace."
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"Subtle."
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"Selina?"
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"Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you."
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"Scare me? I was just scaring myself."
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"I don't see how, but..."
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"It's nice to see you in the real world, away from Shreck."
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"It's nice to be here."
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"Are you all right?"
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"You look like you have the holiday blues or something."
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"Boy, the news these days."
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"Weird!"
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"I heard on TV that Catwoman weighs 140 pounds."
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"How do these hacks sleep at night?"
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"It's not even accurate. "Batman blows it"?"
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"He probably saved millions in property damage alone."
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"You're not going to the re-lighting of the tree, are you?"
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"I wouldn't be caught dead there."
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"It's going to be a hot time in the cold town tonight."
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"You got kind of a dark side, don't you?"
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"No darker than yours."
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"Why don't you come over and we can watch it on TV?"
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"The tree-lighting ceremony."
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"I can't. I have to be somewhere tonight."
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"How about coming for dinner at five?"
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"Let's say six?"
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"Five."
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"Five. You and me."
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"The tree lights up and then I push the button."
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"Wait, wait."
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"I push the button, then the tree lights up."
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"Who are you?"
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"Talent scout."
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"Come in."
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"I don't just light trees. I'm an actress as well."
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"What is that thing? A camera or something?"
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"Say, "Cheese!""
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"Cheese."
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"Thanks, Alfred."
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"I'm sure he's wonderful company..."
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"...but doesn't the "gold-plated-bachelor" bit get a little stale?"
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"A lot like the "lonely-secretary" syndrome, I guess."
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"Executive Assistant."
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"Sorry."
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"Secretary."
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"Any girlfriend?"
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"Sure."
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"You mean, as in serious?"
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"No. Had one, didn't work."
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"What went wrong? Hang on!"
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"I think I know!"
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"You kept things from her."
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"I told her everything."
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"The truth frightened her?"
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"There are two truths..."
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"...you know?"
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"She had trouble reconciling them because I had trouble..."
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"...reconciling them."
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"Vicki thought..."
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"Vicki?"
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"Ice skater or stewardess?"
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"No, she was a photojournalist."
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"Was Vicki right about your..."
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"...difficulty with duality?"
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"You see..."
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"...if I say yes, then..."
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"...you'll think of me as a..."
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"...Norman Bates, a Ted Bundy type and..."
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"You might not let me kiss you."
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"It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down."
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"Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed."
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"I can't do that."
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"Neither can I."
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"This is a special bulletin. The Ice Princess has been kidnapped."
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"Can you confirm reports of Batman's suspected involvement in the abduction?"
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"The evidence is purely circumstantial."
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"This was found, stained with blood, in the missing girl's dressing room."
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"- I must go. - No, it's your house."
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"Hold on. Just sit for a second and relax. I'll be right back."
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"I've got to go to the plaza."
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"- He is begging me to show. - I hoped you'd snub him."
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"I can't. There's been a kidnapping. Here's what I want you to do."
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"Shit!"
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"Tell Selina, Ms. Kyle, I had to go out of town."
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"Tell her that a big business deal came up... You know what?"
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"Let her know, not in some kind of dumb, "be-my-girlfriend" way..."
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"I'll relay the message."
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"Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that..."
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"Bruce, yes..."
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"Would you tell him..."
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"...I've been going through... a lot of changes and..."
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"Just that..."
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"...this is not a rejection..."
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"...my abruptly leaving."
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"In fact, he makes me feel the way..."
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"...I hope I really am."
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"Could you just make up a sonnet or... a dirty limerick?"
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"One has just sprung to mind."
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"This way, ma'am."
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"Ladies and Gentlemen."
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"Please, may I have your attention?"
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"I know that to many of you..."
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"...Gotham seems a bit beleaguered these days."
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"But I want you to know your elected officials..."
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"...and your police department..."
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"...have the situation well in hand."
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"Got to hurry."
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"Thank you."
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"It was set up to look like I did it."
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"I'll tell the police I was kidnapped by an ugly birdman with fish breath."
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"Did somebody say fish?"
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"I haven't been fed all day."
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"Eat floor."
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"High fiber."
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"Hey, stud..."
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"...I thought we had something together. - We do."
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