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Clips from Batman Returns (1992)

"Don't embarrass yourself, Max!"
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"I know all about you."
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"What you hide, I discover."
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"What you put in your toilet..."
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"...I place on my mantle. Get the picture?"
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"Is that supposed to hypnotize me?"
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"No, just give you a splitting headache."
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"It's not working."
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"Oh, you big baby!"
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"Just blanks."
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"Would I go through all this trouble just to kill you?"
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"No, Max."
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"I have an entirely other purpose."
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"I'm ready, Max."
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"I've been down here too long."
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"It's time for me to ascend..."
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"...to re-emerge..."
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"...with your help..."
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"...your know-how..."
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"...your savvy."
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"I wasn't born in the sewer, you know."
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"I come from..."
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"...like you."
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"And, like you, I want some respect!"
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"A recognition of my basic humanity."
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"But most of all..."
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"...I want to find out who I am..."
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"...by finding my parents..."
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"...learning my human name."
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"Simple stuff that the good people of Gotham take for granted!"
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"And..."
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"...exactly why am I going to help you?"
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"Well..."
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"Let's start."
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"Let's see what we have in here."
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"A batch of toxic waste..."
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"...from your clean textile plant!"
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"There's a whole lagoon of this crud in the back!"
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"It could have come from anywhere."
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"What about the documents that prove you own half of the firetraps in Gotham City?"
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"If there were such documents..."
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"...that's not an admission..."
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"...they would've been shredded."
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"Good idea."
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"A lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference."
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"By the way..."
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"...how's Fred Atkins, your old partner?"
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"Fred?"
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"Fred's actually..."
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"I believe he's on an extended vacation. He's good."
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"Good."
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"Hiya, Max. Remember me? I'm Fred's hand!"
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"Want to greet any other body parts?"
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"Remember, Max..."
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"...you flush it, I flaunt it."
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"You know what, Mr. Penguin, sir?"
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"I think, perhaps..."
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"...I could help orchestrate a "Welcome Home" scenario for you."
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"Once we're both back home, perhaps we could help each other."
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"You won't regret this, Mr. Shreck."
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"Honey, I'm home!"
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"Oh, I forgot. I'm not married."
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"Miss Kitty."
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"Back from more sexual escapades you refuse to share?"
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"Not that I'd ever pry."
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"Drink your dinner."
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"What?"
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"How can anyone be so pathetic?"
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"Yes, to you I seem pathetic, but I'm a working girl."
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"Must pay the rent. Maybe if you chipped in instead of stepping out."
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"Selina, dear, it's your mother. Just calling to say hello."
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"Yeah, but..."
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"But I'm disappointed you're not coming home for Christmas."
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"I want to discuss why you insist on languishing in Gotham City..."
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"...as some lowly secretary."
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"Lowly assistant."
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"Selina, about that Christmas getaway we planned..."
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"I'll be going alone. Dr. Shaw says I need to be my own person, not an appendage."
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"Some appendage!"
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"The party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine."
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"I should've let him win that last racquetball game."
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"Hello..."
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"...Selina Kyle."
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"We're calling to tell you about exciting, new Gotham Lady perfume."
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"It makes women feel like women... and the men have no complaints either."
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"This is yourself reminding you to come all the way back to the office..."
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"...if you forgot the Bruce Wayne file... - You stupid corn dog!"
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"Working late?"
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"I'm just boning up for your Bruce Wayne meeting in the morning."
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"I pulled all the files on the proposed power plant..."
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"...and Mr. Wayne's hoped-for investment. I even opened the protected files..."
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"How industrious!"
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"How did you open the protected files?"
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"May I ask?"
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"I figured your password was "Geraldo," your Chihuahua, and it was."
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"This is all very interesting, though a bit on the technical side..."
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"...about how the power plant is a power plant in name only..."
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"...since, in fact, it's going to be a big, giant..."
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"...big, giant... capacitor."
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"And, instead of generating power, it'll be sucking power from..."
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"...Gotham City..."
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"...and storing it..."
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"...stockpiling it..."
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"...which is a very novel approach, I'd say."
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"Who'd you say this to?"
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"Nobody."
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"What did curiosity do to the cat?"
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"I'm no cat."
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"I'm just an assistant."
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"A secretary."
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"And a very good one."
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"Too good?"
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"Listen..."
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"...it's our secret. Honest."
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"How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?"
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"This power plant..."
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"...is my legacy. It's what I leave behind."
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"For Chip."
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"Nothing must prevent that."
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"Go ahead. Intimidate me. Bully me, if it makes you feel big."
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