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Clips from New Girl - Cooler (S02E02)

"Ah!"
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"Look how handsome I look."
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"That is a woman's coat."
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"This coat has clean lines..."
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"and pockets that don't quit."
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"And it has room for your hips."
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"And when I wear it, I feel hot to trot."
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"- You're wearing a dress. - Yeah, don't say hot to trot."
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"My coat makes me say things like that."
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"First of all, Nick, it is not your coat."
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"True, it was delivered to the wrong address."
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"But then tell me, why does it fit like a damn glove?"
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"What is happening to you, man?"
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"I don't know if I can give up"
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"looking this damn good-- (rhythmic grunting)"
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"It's someone else's woman's coat."
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"(laughs) SCHMIDT: Nothing?"
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"I mean, nothing? Damn it!"
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"I've been trying to get something going"
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"with myself for a full hour."
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"It's like a taffy pull on a hot summer's day."
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"Eww! You have the door open, Schmidt."
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"I'm over myself-- I just don't do it for me anymore."
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"I even bought myself a sexy pair of underpants"
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"to spice things up-- didn't happen."
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"I just laid there."
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"You know what? That's it."
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"Tonight, I start having sex again."
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"Now, are you two gonna join me?"
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"- Not while I'm here, please. - Is that the way you wanted to say that?"
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"I'm in, Schmidty! I am in!"
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"I'm gonna have sex tonight."
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"Yeah! (laughing)"
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"SCHMIDT: Yeah!"
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"♪ Who's that girl?"
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"♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ It's Jess."
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"(whistles)"
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"I like this feeling, you guys. I'm liking the vibe"
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"that we got going here. There's definitely gonna"
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"be some sex-having tonight."
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"- Oh, yeah... - Damn it, there needs to be."
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"You know I haven't had sex since Labor Day?"
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"I know what the problem is-- I want it too bad."
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"So, what's your name?"
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"Winst... W-W-W... yeah."
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"You just need a confidence boost."
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"Good news-- I'm lousy with the stuff"
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"I got your back tonight."
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"And you, London Fog, you're looking hot to trot, baby."
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"- Any chance you're gonna take that coat off? - This jacket? No way."
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"- I'm keeping the jacket on. - Take the jacket off."
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"- No, I'm keeping the jacket on. - No, it's fine."
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"- Band of brothers. - Band of brothers, yeah!"
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"The club's up... Dance, dummy."
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"Hey, guys. Guess what?"
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"Sam has the late shift and Cece's on a date with some Indian guy,"
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"so world's best wing-woman reporting for duty."
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"Jess, you can't come."
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"- What? - Look,"
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"I actually want to get girls tonight."
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"You're my cooler."
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"What?"
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"All I do is help you get laid, Nick."
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"Maureen, did you have one very special long-time love?"
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"Yes."
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"You should be with him."
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"I'm not your cooler."
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"It's not you."
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"It's the way that you behave."
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"And the things that you say."
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"And the look on your face."
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"And..."
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"It is you."
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"It's just you-- you're the cooler."
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"I'm sorry, but you can't come with us tonight."
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"I get it. Um..."
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"I just... I have, um, a lot of things I have to do."
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"More important stuff to do here."
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"I have to clean out my closet and..."
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"- Oh, yeah. - I have an ice cream maker to try out."
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"That's better than going to a stupid club."
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"- It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be great. - Shut up."
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"Get out of here, girl, you're missing nothing."
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"- It's gonna get so crazy. - Come on, buddy, get in there."
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"Get crunk with us, bro."
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"Yeah-ha-ha! Yeah!"
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"I can't believe you got us"
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"kicked out of the discotheque, Nick."
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"- I didn't even do anything. - Damn it, Nick,"
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"take the coat off, all right? It freaks girls out."
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"Well, maybe they're freaked out 'cause you're"
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"not wearing a trench coat."
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"- Yeah? Have you ever thought of that? - Okay, guys, please--"
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"no more friendly fire."
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"- All right. - Okay."
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"Ooh, Schmidty type."
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"That's a Schmidty type right there."
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"(all three talking at once)"
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"That's me. Yeah, yeah. Schmidty time..."
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"I feel good. Yeah. Schmidty time."
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"- Schmidt! Hey, dude! - What?!"
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"What about band of brothers?"
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"Your friendship means nothing to me."
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"Every man for himself."
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"- Hey, uh... - Hey."
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"I was, uh..."
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"(laughs)"
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"(clicks tongue)"
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"Most... M-M..."
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"Okay... Yeah, can you... (clears throat)"
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"- In the beginning... - Tap out, man. Tap out."
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"What happened to building my confidence, Schmidty?"
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"You went in too soon. Get out of here."
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"- Go. - Go."
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"- Hey. - What's happening?"
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"Hi."
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"(sighs)"
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"Wow, that was embarrassing."
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"(quietly): Yeah..."
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"(clears throat) Well.."
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