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Clips from Derry Girls - Stranger on a Train (S03E03)

"Stop being a dick and give me a fucking KitKat."
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"I'll give you a KitKat. Thank you."
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"For 50 quid. Are you nuts?"
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"I think we've established he might be."
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"Let go. Come on, Michelle."
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"Make me. I'm warning you."
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"Bite my eye."
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"Oh, my God, it's Pippa from Home and Away."
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"Original or recast? Sucker."
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"Oh, you sneaky wee shite."
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"I just don't want to get into it, Conor love, OK?"
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"Excuse me. I need your help. It's over."
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"Why can't you just accept that, babe? Excuse me, please."
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"What is it, honey? I missed the train."
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"I was in the loo. When I came out everyone was gone,"
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"and it was the wrong platform, and I ran across,"
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"but it was too late and I missed the train."
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"OK, love, keep your knickers on."
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"My knickers are no concern of yours, thank you very much."
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"20 minutes till the next one. Take a seat, gorgeous."
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"20 minutes? Yeah. Sorry, I think I can wait 20 minutes."
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"I think that's fine."
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"MUSIC: Remember Me by Blue Boy"
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"# Remember me"
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"# I'm the one who had your baby's eyes... #"
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"OK. Do you wear glasses?"
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"Sure, glasses do nothing for me, Mary. You know that."
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"No, your character. What?"
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"On the board, remember? Your character on the board."
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"Are they wearing glasses?"
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"Aged six and up it said on the box."
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"Are you a woman?"
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"What kind of a bloody question is that? Smart hole."
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"OK, you seem to have a bit of"
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"a problem grasping the concept here, Joe."
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"I'll tell you what I'll not have trouble grasping. Your neck."
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"Ach, isn't this lovely?"
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"Are we wearing something belonging to her?"
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"Mary? Ha. I don't believe it."
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"Ach, would you look who it is."
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"My God. Sarah McCool."
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"Have you got a picture in the attic?"
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"Ach, away of that."
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"She hasn't changed a bit, sure she hasn't."
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"Aye, well, a lot of work goes into it."
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"Ach, Joe, Gerry. You keeping well?"
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"Not so bad, not so bad. No complaints, love."
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"I can't believe I've run into you. I'm not back a wet week."
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"How are you finding it? Strange, you know. But good, good strange."
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"Look, I have to get off at the next stop,"
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"and my stuff is all the way up the other end, so..."
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"No bother at all. So good to see you again."
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"You too. Bye."
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"Who was that? No idea."
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"Don't know her from Adam."
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"So why did you pretend that you did?"
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"We could hardly break the girl, Gerry."
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"That's the trouble with you Dubliners. You've no manners."
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"I'm not from Dublin, Joe."
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"Is he not? I'm from Navan."
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"Sure that's worse. How is that worse?"
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"I don't know, but it's not better."
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"Look, it's grand. She's gone now."
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"We got away with it. We totally got away with it."
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"ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our apologies for any inconvenience... Are we slowing down?"
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"There's a problem on the line. We will be holding the train here indefinitely."
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"Hello, again. Ha-ha-ha."
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"And you thought you'd seen the back of me."
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"Aye, we did, aye."
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"Come on."
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"How much longer are we going to be stuck here? This is unbearable."
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"It's been a minute, Michelle. Like 60 seconds."
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"I am so fucking bored."
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"Oh. I know this really cracker game."
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"Yeah? I think of a number"
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"and you all have to guess what it is."
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"Orla, we're not going to sit here guessing numbers."
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"7. No. 21. No. 88. No."
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"2,035. No."
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"Or we could just, you know, talk. Talk?"
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"Yes, Michelle, talk, like normal people, who are normal."
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"We ran out of things to talk about in 1993, Erin."
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"No, we didn't. There's lots we could talk about."
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"Like? Like our hopes, our ambitions, our dreams."
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"OK, so last night there was this lion chasing me,"
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"but it had wee, tiny legs."
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"It was a full size lion"
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"but it had the legs of a sausage dog."
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"Not those type of dreams, Orla."
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"I mean our dreams for the future."
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"What lives do we want to live?"
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"What legacy do we hope to leave?"
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"Yes, James, go on."
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"Oh, sorry. I thought I was going to sneeze, but I lost it."
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"Fine. We'll just sit here in silence then. Is that what you want?"
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"It's not a bad idea, actually. Suits me."
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"I'll just think in my own head."
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"Clare would have talked. Sh."
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"CLARE CLEARS HER THROAT Here we go."
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"Ah. Sister Michael. Hi."
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"Clare. I wasn't sure you saw me."
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"No, no, I did."
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"Right."
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"Heading to Portrush?"
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"Yep."
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"Anything nice planned?"
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"No."
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"OK."
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"I just don't see the point. Can't we just move on?"
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"All right, Conor. The truth is, you never satisfied me sexually."
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"Oh, please no."
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"Oh, Christ, it's been..."
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"Years? Has it been years?"
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"Ha. At least ten. Oh, God, imagine."
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"What age must your wee girls be now? 14."
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"They're 17. God, time flies, doesn't it?"
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"And what about you? How's your...do you...have you?"
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"Playing with fire there, Mary. Are you still, you know, are you not, you know?"
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"You don't have to beat around the bush, Mary."
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"Well, I do a bit."
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