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Clips from Weeds - A Modest Proposal (S05E05)

"Raylene Reynolds."
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"Regional sales director, You're Pretty! Cosmetics."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Hop in, darling."
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"You look like you could use a ride."
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"How much weight can that thing hold?"
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"If that fat-ass costs us our security deposit...."
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"Growing up, young George lived by one rule:"
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"-Do the dumbest thing possible. -What?"
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"He'd get himself into trouble just for the thrill of weaseling his way out of it."
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"-I wanna be that weasel. -Doug."
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"-Wait, no. Wait. -Get out."
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"Get out of my store. Right now."
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"Get out of my store. I've had enough of you driving customers away..."
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"...skimming, fucking me in the ass."
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"I don't care, I don't take it in the back."
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"Not from you. No more. I'm not gonna take it."
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"You're making a big mistake, Wilson. Big."
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"You know what else is big? My Johnson. And you can suck it."
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"Oh, shit."
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"What would George Hamilton do now, you asshole?"
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"You gonna put on a Zorro mask and fuck him?"
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"Oh, there you are."
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"I was gonna take a walk."
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"I made it from the bedroom to the patio."
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"God, I'm huge."
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"Not for much longer."
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"No, soon I'll be a new mommy."
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"Again."
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"And married. Again."
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"Again-again, actually."
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"And you are ecstatic."
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"-Ecstatic. -Yeah."
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"-And huge. -And beautiful."
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"And radiant."
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"What does this Mrs. Esteban Reyes do?"
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"-Whatever she wants. -I know I'm pregnant and hormonal..."
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"...I just keep thinking this Mrs. Esteban Reyes person..."
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"...is going to kill Nancy Botwin."
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"Why must you always think someone's trying to kill you?"
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"It's just a name."
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"I'm not marrying the name, I'm marrying you."
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"You wanna be Nancy Botwin, keep your name."
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"Really?"
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"I'm still going to brand you, of course, but sure."
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"Time to go fence."
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"Have fun, d'Artagnan."
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"See you next time."
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"This is...."
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"Got a pool and everything, huh?"
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"No peacocks, but I suppose they could be roosting."
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"You don't look so good, my friend."
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"Right on."
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"Well, Ignacio said he thought Nancy might be down here, but she's not."
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"You fence, huh? Tool."
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"I fence a bit. You?"
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"I have no formal training, per se..."
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"...but I was Ren Mar JCC light saber battle champ..."
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"...'79 to '82."
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"That brings back some memories."
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"So congratulations."
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"Thank you."
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"You're a lucky man, Esteban."
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"Just thought I'd come down, give you and Nancy my blessing."
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"Say there's no hard feelings."
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"Hard feelings? About what?"
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"Nothing. Forget it."
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"Tell me, what is that strange sound you're making?"
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"That's not how it's done in Mexico? You don't have sound effects?"
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"Well, if you care for a friendly bout, I'll show you how it's done in Mexico."
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"Oh, well, yeah."
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"Yeah, all right. Yeah."
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"En garde."
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"Okay."
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"Goddamn it."
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"What's going on?"
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"Andy is giving us his blessings."
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"So you and Esteban tying the knot, taking the plunge, buying the cow."
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"Yeah."
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"Seems kind of sudden."
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"Well, it's not."
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"Which you would know if you called back. Did you get my messages?"
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"I got your note."
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"It said everything I needed to hear."
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"A note, Nance? Seriously?"
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"A note?"
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"So is this what you want?"
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"Should have known. You always seem to get what you want."
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"I wanted Judah to outlive me."
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"Yeah."
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"So my blessing, you want that too?"
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"-You don't have to. I mean-- -No."
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"Great and careful work, Nance."
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"I know the God part. What's the rest?"
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""Blessed are you who has kept us alive, sustained us..."
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"...and enabled us to reach this season.""
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"I'm sorry, Andy. I'm sorry that everything--"
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"Don't, okay?"
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"Don't."
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"And, hey, God bless."
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"But when Esteban dies..."
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"...which in his line of work will be sooner rather than later...."
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"When he dies and you're once, twice, three times a widow..."
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"...don't expect Uncle Andy to stop by and make pizza eggs."
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"Because I won't do it."
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"You know what I'll do?"
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"Send a note."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Trying to get this damn tan off."
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"Fuck George Hamilton."
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"He can Love at First Bite me."
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"You are a sad, sad man."
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"Esteban."
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"What the fuck was that?"
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"We cannot get married."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Things have changed."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Previously on Weeds:"
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"Ignacio will watch over you for now."
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